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One should do the other and then do themselvesYou should do me I'll muck it up if I have to do myselfI don't think I've got it in me to shoot my flatmatemy mum and my girlfriend all in the same

Shaun of the Dead

He hasn't!

Shaun of the Dead • 2004

Shaun:
Well maybe one should do the other, and then do themselves.Liz:Oh maybe you should do me, I'll only muck it up if I have to do myself.Shaun:You know, I don't think I've got it in me to shoot my flatmate, my mum, and my girlfriend all in the same night.Liz: What makes you think I'd have taken you back?Shaun:Well... You don't want to die single do you?Ed: That's it. I would like to be shot.Shaun:Besides, I've changed. I haven't had a fag since yesterday, I promise!Ed:He hasn't!

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One should do the other and then do themselves

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You should do me I'll muck it up if I have to do myself

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I don't think I've got it in me to shoot my flatmate

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my mum and my girlfriend all in the same evening

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What makes you think I've taken you back

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Well

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you don't want to die single do you

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Actually I would like to be shot

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Besides I've changed I haven't had a fag since yesterday I promise

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He hasn't

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حسنا ربما يقوم أحدنا بقتل الآخر ثم يقتل نفسه

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ربما عليك قتلي سوف أخطأ إن كنت سأقتل نفسي

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لا أعتقد أني أملك القدرة

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على أن أقتل شريكي في الشقة وأمي وحبيبتي في نفس الأمسية

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ما الذي يجعلك تعتقد أني أقبلك من جديد

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حسنا

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أنت لا تريدين أن تموتي عزباء هل هذا صحيح

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انتهى

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أريد أن تطلق النار علي

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إضافة إلى أني تغي رت

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لم أدخ ن سيجارة منذ يوم أمس بصدق

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لم يدخ ن

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Quelqu'un doit commencer

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L'un de nous devrait peut être tuer l'autre et se tuer après

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Tue moi Sinon je me raterai

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Je ne pourrai pas tuer mon colocataire

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ma mère et ma copine dans la même soirée

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Pourquoi tu penses qu'on a renoué

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Eh bien

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tu ne veux pas mourir célibataire si

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En fait j'aimerais qu'on me tue

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Et puis j'ai changé

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Je n'ai pas fumé depuis hier promis

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C'est vrai

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Einer von uns muss anfangen

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Vielleicht sollte einer den anderen und dann sich selbst

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Oh vielleicht solltest du mich nehmen Es gibt nur eine Sauerei wenn ich es selbst machen muss

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Weisst du ich glaube nicht das ich es in mir habe meinen Mitbewohner

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meine Mama und meine Freundin alle an einem Abend zu erschiessen

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Warum sollte ich dich zurückgenommen haben

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Nun

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du willst nicht als Single sterben oder

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Ed Eigentlich würde ich doch lieber erschossen werden

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Nebenbei habe ich mich geändert Ich hatte keine Kippe seit Gestern Ich versprech's

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Hatte er nicht

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an9 By TeaterSahabat 21

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Salah satu dari kita harus melakukannya duluan

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Salah satu dari kita harus menembak yg lain dan lalu menembak dirinya sendiri

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Kau harus menembakku

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Aku akan mengacaukannya kalau aku harus melakukannya sendiri

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Kurasa aku tidak punya nyali menembak teman apartemen

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ibuku dan pacarku sekaligus dalam satu malam

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Apa yg membuatmu berpikir aku telah menerimamu kembali

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Kau tidak mau mati jomblo kan

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Sebenarnya aku ingin ditembak

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Lagipula aku sudah berubah

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Aku belum merokok sebatang pun sejak kemarin aku janji

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Betul dia belum

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Uno di noi lo deve fare per primo

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Uno dovrebbe farlo all'altro e poi a se stesso

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Allora dovresti farlo tu a me Mi incasinerei se dovessi farlo io stessa

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Non so se faccia per me sparare il mio coinquilino

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mia madre e la mia ragazza tutto nella stessa serata

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Cosa ti fa pensare che ci siamo rimessi insieme

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Beh

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non vorrai mica morire single o no

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In realtà Vorrei essere sparato

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Inoltre Sono cambiato Non fumo una siga da ieri lo giuro

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E' vero

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一方が撃ってその後自決するんだけど

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貴方が私を撃って自分を撃つのは怖いから

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ママを撃った晩に彼女も撃つ羽目になるとはね

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仲が戻ったと思ってるの

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一人じゃ死にたくないだろ

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実際の所

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俺を撃ってほしいね

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俺は変わった昨日から煙草も止めてる

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ホントだぜ

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Один из нас должен быть первым

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Может быть один убьёт других а потом себя

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Тогда ты должен это сделать со мной Я обосрусь если сделаю это с собой

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Знаешь я никогда не думал что смогу убить своих друзей

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свою маму и свою девушку в один прекрасный вечер

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С чего это ты подумал что я вернулась к тебе

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Ну

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ты ведь не хочешь умереть в одиночестве

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На самом деле Я предпочёл бы быть застреленным

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Помимо всего я изменился Я не выкурил ни одной сигареты со вчерашнего дня клянусь

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Это так

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Uno de nosotros debe morir primero

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Quizá uno deba disparar al otro y después a sí mismo

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Dispárame tú Yo fallaré si tengo que matarme

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No creo que pueda disparar a mi compañero

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a mi madre y a mi novia la misma noche

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Qué te hace pensar que te he perdonado

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Bueno

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quieres morir soltera

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La verdad es que me gustaría que me dispararais

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Además he cambiado

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No he fumado desde ayer te lo prometo

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Es cierto

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Duration

45 seconds

Views

2,869

Timestamp in Movie

01:27:09

Uploaded

Feb 13, 2026

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WT² Productions,Big Talk Studios

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Movie Summary

The uneventful, aimless lives of a London electronics salesman and his layabout roommate are disrupted by the zombie apocalypse.

Actors

Shaun

Liz

Ed