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Shaun of the Dead

Cock it!

Ed:
Cock it!

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Duration
4 seconds
Views
1,103
Timestamp in Movie
01:15:55
Uploaded
Feb 13, 2026
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
WT² Productions,Big Talk Studios

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Movie Summary

The uneventful, aimless lives of a London electronics salesman and his layabout roommate are disrupted by the zombie apocalypse.

Actors

Nick Frost
Ed
Nick Frost
There WhereThree o'clockOh Over there again Quarter to twelve What11 45 Keep it simpleTop left - Shaun of the Dead 00:20
There WhereThree o'clockOh Over there again Quarter to...
- Oh! Over there again. Quarter to twelve. - What? - 11:45! - Keep it simple! Top left! - Reload. - - Shaun of the Dead 00:18
- Oh! Over there again. Quarter to twelve. - What? - 11:45!...
Ed take over a sec - Shaun of the Dead 00:06
Ed take over a sec
It's been a funny sort of day hasn't it - Shaun of the Dead 00:05
It's been a funny sort of day hasn't it
Don't point that gun at my mum Calm downDon't point that gun at Barbara - Shaun of the Dead 00:07
Don't point that gun at my mum Calm downDon't...
Please can we just stop and think about thisTell him to put the gun downShe's gonna change You know I'm rightAnd when she does she'll kill all of us That's what your ex can't seem to realiseThat's what this is about isn't it He doesn't like meHe's always - Shaun of the Dead 00:51
Please can we just stop and think about thisTell him to put...
For a hero you're quite a hypocrite - Shaun of the Dead 00:04
For a hero you're quite a hypocrite
You've gone from a chartered accountant to Charlton HestonI'm not a chartered accountantWell you look like one YeahI'm a lecturer You're a twat - Shaun of the Dead 00:12
You've gone from a chartered accountant to Charlton...
Please can we just calm the fuck down - Shaun of the Dead 00:06
Please can we just calm the fuck down
I'm sorry, Mum. - Shaun of the Dead 00:08
I'm sorry, Mum.
Well... I think we're all agreed, you did the right thing there. - Shaun of the Dead 00:07
Well... I think we're all agreed, you did the right...
David, no! - Shaun of the Dead 00:37
David, no!
I'm not staying here David it's suicideI think you should go We will We can defend ourselves - Shaun of the Dead 00:10
I'm not staying here David it's suicideI think you...
I'm so sorry, Dianne. - Shaun of the Dead 00:13
I'm so sorry, Dianne.
David! No! No! No! No! David! - No! No! - David! - Shaun of the Dead 00:13
David! No! No! No! No! David! - No! No! - David!
David! Dianne, no! I'm coming, David! - Shaun of the Dead 00:08
David! Dianne, no! I'm coming, David!
David! Oh dear. - Cocktails? - Do it. - Shaun of the Dead 00:09
David! Oh dear. - Cocktails? - Do it.
- Ed! - Hurry up! - Shaun of the Dead 00:20
- Ed! - Hurry up!
Shauny look who it isFuck a doodle doo - Shaun of the Dead 00:07
Shauny look who it isFuck a doodle doo
- Shaun! - Pete! I said leave him alone! - Shaun of the Dead 00:08
- Shaun! - Pete! I said leave him alone!