Two seconds! Oi! What are you doing? What am I doing? What are you doing, you stupid...
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[while he is disguised as a zombie, Ed's phone rings and he answers it]
[others look horrified]
Ed:
Two seconds!
[he chats on his phone until Shaun knocks it out of his hand]
Ed:
Oi! What are you doing?
Shaun:
[shouts]
What am I doing? What are you doing, you stupid moron?
Ed:
Fuck off!
Shaun:
[shouts]
You fuck off! Fuck fucking off! I've spent... look at me! I've spent my entire life sticking my neck out for you and all you ever do is fuck things up! Fuck things up and make me look stupid! Well, I'm not going to let you do it any more. OK? Not today!
Liz:
Shaun!
Shaun:
What?
[sees the hundreds of zombies staring at them]
Shaun:
Oh.
Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.083
Yeah it's weird isn't it Oil what are you doing
00:00:04.017 --> 00:00:06.502
What am I doing What are you doing you stupid moron
00:00:06.589 --> 00:00:08.075
Fuck off You fuck off
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Fuck fucking off
00:00:10.927 --> 00:00:13.213
Liz Shaun I've spent an entire life Look at me
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I've spent my entire life sticking my neck out for you
00:00:15.598 --> 00:00:17.304
and all you ever do is fuck things up
00:00:17.392 --> 00:00:19.999
Fuck things up and make me look stupid
00:00:19.185 --> 00:00:21.927
Well I'm not gonna let you do it anymore Not today
Clip duration: 26 seconds
Views: 280
Timestamp in movie: 01h 02m 45s
Uploaded: 20 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, horror
Summary: The uneventful, aimless lives of a London electronics salesman and his layabout roommate are disrupted by the zombie apocalypse.
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Actors
00:26 I'll stop doing it when you stop laughing
00:24 Cockacidal maniac
00:07 Why is Queen still playing
00:04 You got red on you
00:22 They still out there
00:11 What the hell do you think you're doing
00:25 Who's a pretty boy
00:05 It's been a funny sort of day
00:04 And I'm always dragging him to the theatre
00:11 I've got a car outside
00:05 He's not my Dad
00:10 But Big Al says dogs can't look up
00:11 There's a girl in the garden
00:30 Which would be lovely
00:27 I'll muck it up if I have to do myself
00:06 I gotta do a wee first
00:20 You got your Lifestyle Channels there
00:14 You've been to a lock in
00:07 Give me the car keys
00:07 Don't point that gun at my mum