What's the plan then? Right. We take Pete's car, we drive over to Mum's, we go in, take...
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Ed:
What's the plan then?
Shaun:
Right.
[cuts to dream sequence]
Shaun:
We take Pete's car, we drive over to Mum's, we go in, take care of Philip - "I'm so sorry, Philip" - then we grab Mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Ed:
Why have we got to go to Liz's?
Shaun:
Because we do.
Ed:
But she dumped you!
Shaun:
I have to know if she's all right!
Ed:
Why?
Shaun:
Because I love her!
Ed:
All right... gayyy... I'm not staying there, though.
Shaun:
Why not?
Ed:
If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke.
Shaun:
Okay.
[cuts to dream sequence again]
Shaun:
We take Pete's car, go round Mum's, go in, deal with Philip - "Sorry, Philip!" - grab Mum, go to Liz's, pick her up, bring her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Ed:
Perfect!
Shaun:
No, no, no, no, no, wait, we can't bring her back here.
Ed:
Why not?
Shaun:
Well, it's not really safe, is it?
Ed:
Yeah, look at the state of it.
Shaun:
Where's safe? Where's familiar?
Ed:
Where can I smoke?
[Shaun and Ed pause then slowly make a realisation]
Shaun:
[cuts to dream sequence a third time]
Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Ed:
Yeah, boyyyeee!
[Shaun and Ed clang their weapons together]
Transcript
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Hello.
Hello, it's me.
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Hello.
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So, what's the plan, then?
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Yeah, there's been a bit of
a mix-up with the table, babe.
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What do you mean?
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They're... They're full up.
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But I thought you said it was all okay!
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Yeah.
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You didn't book it, did you, Shaun?
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No.
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So, what is the plan, then?
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The Winchester?
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Hello.
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Dianne, can you let me in, please?
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I'm not sure this is the best time, Shaun.
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Oh, come on.
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Lizzie doesn't want to see you,
Shaun. Go away.
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Just open the door!
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She doesn't want to see you, Shaun.
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What do you want me to do?
Do you want me to go...
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Do you want me to climb up the wall,
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come through the window?
'Cause I will.
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You're not coming in.
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I...
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All right. See you in a minute.
Don't...
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Hi, it's me again.
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Liz, can we just talk about this?
You know, let's go out.
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What, to the Winchester?
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Do you want to?
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No, I don't fucking want to!
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Okay. I just thought, you know...
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It's not the only place in the world, Shaun!
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Well, we could go to The Shepherd's,
then, they do Thai in there now.
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I'm going out with David and Di.
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Well, let's all go together.
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What, you hang out with my friends?
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Sorry, a failed actress and a twat?
Well, that's harsh.
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Your words.
I did not call Dianne a failed actress.
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Let's just go out, you know.
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Let's just go out somewhere
and have a laugh.
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Things'll be fine, I promise.
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You promised you'd stop
smoking when I did.
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What...
You promised you'd go back to the gym!
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I...
You promised you'd try drinking red wine
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instead of beer!
Well...
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You promised you'd come
on holiday with me.
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We went to Greece, didn't we?
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We met in Greece.
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At a rave.
It's just not the same.
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You promised things would change.
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You promised you'd get us free cable.
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I'm working on that.
Okay.
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Well, I can give up smoking.
I can give up whenever I want.
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Look, see. Don't need them.
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What was the next one?
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It's not enough, Shaun.
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Basically, I'd say your nine lives are up, Shaun.
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Get fucked, four-eyes!
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Why don't you go out with her,
you love her so much?
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What do you mean by that?
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The devastation really is extensive.
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It really is a total mess.
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I don't know what he meant by that.
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Got you these.
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To a wonderful mum?
Clip duration: 167 seconds
Views: 374
Timestamp in movie: 00h 14m 50s
Uploaded: 12 September, 2021
Genres: comedy, horror
Summary: The uneventful, aimless lives of a London electronics salesman and his layabout roommate are disrupted by the zombie apocalypse.
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Actors
Ed - Nick Frost
