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Shaun of the Dead

Which one do you want? Girl or bloke?- Er... the first one

Which one do you want? Girl or bloke?- Er... the first one

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Which one do you want Girl or bloke Er the first one
Available in 9 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
277
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:41
Uploaded
Feb 13, 2026
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
WT² Productions,Big Talk Studios

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Movie Summary

The uneventful, aimless lives of a London electronics salesman and his layabout roommate are disrupted by the zombie apocalypse.
'People receiving bites have experienced headaches and nausea 'and developed symptoms... - Shaun of the Dead 00:24
'People receiving bites have experienced headaches and...
PetePeteWhy don't we just go up Don't go up thereWhy not Because A he might be one of themand B he might still be annoyedPeteMaybe he went into workHow come he didn't drive His keys are still hereMaybe he got a lift He said he wasn't feeling well PeteOi - Shaun of the Dead 00:34
PetePeteWhy don't we just go up Don't go up...
'Some men tried to get into the house 'Are they still there 'I'm not sure We shut the curtains 'Did you try the police 'Well I thought about it 'Are you OK Did they hurt you 'No I'm fine 'Mum 'Well they were a bit bitey 'Mum have you been bitten 'No but - Shaun of the Dead 00:41
'Some men tried to get into the house 'Are they...
We're coming to get you - Shaun of the Dead 00:04
We're coming to get you
So what's the planRight'We take Pete's car we drive over to Mum's'we go in we take care of Philip 'I'm so sorry Philip'Then we grab Mum go over to Liz's place'hole up have a cup of tea'and wait for all this to blow over 'Why have we got to go to Liz's - Shaun of the Dead 01:38
So what's the planRight'We take Pete's car we...
'To recap it is vital that you stay in your homes'Make no attempt to reach loved ones'and avoid all physical contact with the assailants 'Do you believe everything you hear on TV - Shaun of the Dead 00:14
'To recap it is vital that you stay in your...
Any zombies out thereDon't say that WhatThat WhatThat The Z word Don't say itWhy not Because it's ridiculousAll right Are there any out there thoughCan't see any Maybe it's not as bad as all thatOh No there they are - Shaun of the Dead 00:25
Any zombies out thereDon't say that WhatThat WhatThat...
Yeah I got to do a wee first - Shaun of the Dead 00:04
Yeah I got to do a wee first
Ahh! Oh, God. Sorry, Pete. Listen, we're gonna borrow your car, OK? Erm, we'll bring it back. And if - Shaun of the Dead 00:21
Ahh! Oh, God. Sorry, Pete. Listen, we're gonna borrow...
Pete'd be so pissed off if he knew I was driving his car. - Shaun of the Dead 00:12
Pete'd be so pissed off if he knew I was driving his...
Oh, cock it! - Shaun of the Dead 00:08
Oh, cock it!
Drive. 'The Church of England has joined other extremist religious groups 'in proclaiming this "a sign of a coming apocalypse". 'Downing Street is refusing to be drawn into a religious debate. 'The bodies of the recently deceased are returning to life and - Shaun of the Dead 00:29
Drive. 'The Church of England has joined other...
I think we hit something. - Shaun of the Dead 00:10
I think we hit something.
Are you all rightCome on let's just goHelloHe's gonna be dead either way That's not the pointOh thank God for that - Shaun of the Dead 00:20
Are you all rightCome on let's just goHelloHe's...
Ah helloWho's a pretty boy thenYou didn't say Barbara had a Jag I've always wanted to drive a JagIt's Philip's He won't let anybody near itI put a Mars Bar in it once and he chased me with a bit of wood - Shaun of the Dead 00:21
Ah helloWho's a pretty boy thenYou didn't say...
You didn't say Barbara had a Jag. - Shaun of the Dead 00:28
You didn't say Barbara had a Jag.
Don't forget to kill Philip! - Shaun of the Dead 01:02
Don't forget to kill Philip!
Don't forget to kill Philip - Shaun of the Dead 00:04
Don't forget to kill Philip
You said he wasn't coming You didn't call the doctorJust to be on the safe side I'm fine I ran it under a cold tapWe had ourjabs when we went to the Isle of WightBut Philip It's overblown nonsenseA lot of drug nuts running wild But I should get Mum away - Shaun of the Dead 00:21
You said he wasn't coming You didn't call the...
What would you say if I told you that Philip's been quite unkind to meYou weren't easy to live withHe chased me with a bit of wood You did call him a you know whatDid he tell you that Motherfucker ShaunSorry Mother MumDid you know that on several - Shaun of the Dead 00:31
What would you say if I told you that Philip's been...