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Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy

I got here early

[crowd laughs, applauds] I got here early

Full Transcript

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I got here early.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:09
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Sheng Wang delivers a laid-back set on juicing, mammograms, how snoring is an evolutionary mistake and the existential angst of buying pants from Costco.
I just started using - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:06
I just started using
You know what I mean? Really moisturize the whole body. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:04
You know what I mean? Really moisturize the whole body.
I always cheated myself. I didn't think I deserved that much. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:04
I always cheated myself. I didn't think I deserved that...
Start lotioning from the top down, so my legs paid the price. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:05
Start lotioning from the top down, so my legs paid the price...
The only issue is about two-thirds into the bottle, the technology collapses. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:05
The only issue is about two-thirds into the bottle, the tech...
[crowd laughs, applauds] - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:07
[crowd laughs, applauds]
At that point, you got to unscrew the top and use the pump like a dipstick. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:05
At that point, you got to unscrew the top and use the pump l...
Going from pumping to dipping, that's a humbling transition. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:04
Going from pumping to dipping, that's a humbling transi...
Because when I'm pumping, I feel carefree, I feel rich. I'm like… - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:07
Because when I'm pumping, I feel carefree, I feel rich....
[crowd laughs] - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:07
[crowd laughs]
[crowd cheers] - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:05
[crowd cheers]
Eye cream is serious, because eye cream costs more. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:05
Eye cream is serious, because eye cream costs more.
More than any other lotion you ever bought in your whole life. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:04
More than any other lotion you ever bought in your whole lif...
Your ring finger, it don't pick, it don't point, it don't cuss. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:04
Your ring finger, it don't pick, it don't point, i...
It's… - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:18
It's…
Right here, dude. Right here. I can't stop it. I'm desperate. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:04
Right here, dude. Right here. I can't stop it. I'm...
I try to bribe the wrinkle, like, "That's eye cream, but I'll hook you up." - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:04
I try to bribe the wrinkle, like, "That's eye crea...
So like a benevolent king, I'm like, "Okay, everybody, eat up, you peasants." - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:08
So like a benevolent king, I'm like, "Okay, everyb...
Sleep on my back. They say, "Don't put your face against the pillows." - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:09
Sleep on my back. They say, "Don't put your face a...
That's my new vice now. I don't smoke cigarettes, - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:07
That's my new vice now. I don't smoke cigarettes,