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Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy

I did not get the satisfactionI was looking for, because the road to economic...

I did not get the satisfaction
I was looking for, because the road to economic justice
probably shouldn't go up your butt

Full Transcript

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I did not get the satisfaction I was looking for,
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because the road to economic justice probably shouldn't go up your butt.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:58
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Sheng Wang delivers a laid-back set on juicing, mammograms, how snoring is an evolutionary mistake and the existential angst of buying pants from Costco.
It will not feel like winning - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:12
It will not feel like winning
This is why I own a juicer - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:05
This is why I own a juicer
Because at some point in your adult life… - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:07
Because at some point in your adult life…
You want to find a cheat code, a hack. You discover green juice. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:04
You want to find a cheat code, a hack. You discover green ju...
Then you buy juice at the store, you're like, - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:05
Then you buy juice at the store, you're like,
If I get my own juicer, over the next 12 years, - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:06
If I get my own juicer, over the next 12 years,
That's a no-brainer, - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:08
That's a no-brainer,
You say, "No, thank you. That's not the right one." - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:07
You say, "No, thank you. That's not the right one....
I'm getting the top-of-the-line mistake. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:04
I'm getting the top-of-the-line mistake.
So you drop like 400 bucks on a cold press masticating juicer. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:05
So you drop like 400 bucks on a cold press masticating juice...
You get your dusty harvest, you go home, you scrub, you rinse, - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:16
You get your dusty harvest, you go home, you scrub, you rins...
It was fun. It was fun to play Jamba Juice one time, - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:07
It was fun. It was fun to play Jamba Juice one time,
You know it's over for the juicer, because I put it on top of the fridge - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:07
You know it's over for the juicer, because I put it on ...
That's not going nowhere. That's gonna be oil one day. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:04
That's not going nowhere. That's gonna be oil one ...
Now I buy juice at the store. No problem, no stress. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:04
Now I buy juice at the store. No problem, no stress.
I'm like, "$10 a bottle? Yeah, that's a good price." - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:07
I'm like, "$10 a bottle? Yeah, that's a good ...
[crowd applauds, cheers] - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:09
[crowd applauds, cheers]
You know? Like, I was at Popeyes fried chicken, just having lunch. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:04
You know? Like, I was at Popeyes fried chicken, just having ...
I'm trying to find the highest ratio of satisfaction to cost. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:04
I'm trying to find the highest ratio of satisfaction to...
During my analysis, - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:06
During my analysis,