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If I ever did a heist
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Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy

If I ever did a heist, that's my crew

If I ever did a heist, that's my crew

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If I ever did a heist,
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that's my crew.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:12
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Sheng Wang delivers a laid-back set on juicing, mammograms, how snoring is an evolutionary mistake and the existential angst of buying pants from Costco.
Two main reasons. Number one, we've been balling for eight-plus years, - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:07
Two main reasons. Number one, we've been balling for ei...
They barely know my first name. My name is Sheng, they all call me Chang. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:05
They barely know my first name. My name is Sheng, they all c...
[crowd laughs, applauds] - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:09
[crowd laughs, applauds]
We have diverse role players that you'd need to pull off a heist. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:05
We have diverse role players that you'd need to pull of...
We got a Black dude that works in high-end residential lighting, - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:07
We got a Black dude that works in high-end residential light...
We got a Salvadorian financial adviser to help launder the loot, - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:05
We got a Salvadorian financial adviser to help launder the l...
We got a Mexican cop to run interference if the law wants to get involved. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:05
We got a Mexican cop to run interference if the law wants to...
We got another dude that's got no technical skills, but he's white. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:05
We got another dude that's got no technical skills, but...
[crowd laughs, applauds] - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:04
[crowd laughs, applauds]
He got powers I don't really understand but, like… - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:07
He got powers I don't really understand but, like…
I can't play basketball in my boxers anymore. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:05
I can't play basketball in my boxers anymore.
And I found out that my balls are trying to leave. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:04
And I found out that my balls are trying to leave.
[crowd cheers, applauds] - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:07
[crowd cheers, applauds]
I know this because one day on the court, in the middle of a play… - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:07
I know this because one day on the court, in the middle of a...
I had to explain, "No, man, I'm the victim." - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:10
I had to explain, "No, man, I'm the victim."
[crowd laughs, applauds] - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:11
[crowd laughs, applauds]
I have not bought briefs… since middle school. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:05
I have not bought briefs… since middle school.
It's been a long time. I was curious. What's changed? What's new? - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:04
It's been a long time. I was curious. What's chang...
I was intrigued. I don't use the fly hole. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:04
I was intrigued. I don't use the fly hole.
Usually, when I got to pee, - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:05
Usually, when I got to pee,