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Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy

It's… It's only… Your ring finger is only good for makingone promise, and eye cream…...

It's… It's only… [crowd laughs, applauds] Your ring finger is only good for making
one promise, and eye cream… which you apply in a gentle dabbing motion
with your mouth slightly open, like… [crowd laughs, applauds]

Full Transcript

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It's…
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It's only…
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[crowd laughs, applauds]
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Your ring finger is only good for making one promise, and eye cream…
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which you apply in a gentle dabbing motion with your mouth slightly open, like…
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[crowd laughs, applauds]
Duration
18 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:44
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Sheng Wang delivers a laid-back set on juicing, mammograms, how snoring is an evolutionary mistake and the existential angst of buying pants from Costco.
Right here, dude. Right here. I can't stop it. I'm desperate. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:04
Right here, dude. Right here. I can't stop it. I'm...
I try to bribe the wrinkle, like, "That's eye cream, but I'll hook you up." - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:04
I try to bribe the wrinkle, like, "That's eye crea...
So like a benevolent king, I'm like, "Okay, everybody, eat up, you peasants." - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:08
So like a benevolent king, I'm like, "Okay, everyb...
Sleep on my back. They say, "Don't put your face against the pillows." - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:09
Sleep on my back. They say, "Don't put your face a...
That's my new vice now. I don't smoke cigarettes, - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:07
That's my new vice now. I don't smoke cigarettes,
Another kind of grown-up experience I had recently, I took my, um… - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:09
Another kind of grown-up experience I had recently, I took m...
When you get a mammogram, what happens is they take your boob - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:12
When you get a mammogram, what happens is they take your boo...
I was like, "Are you a doctor or are you making some titty paninis?" - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:07
I was like, "Are you a doctor or are you making some ti...
The first time they smashed my girlfriend's boob, she farted. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:04
The first time they smashed my girlfriend's boob, she f...
She did what she had to do, you know? She defended herself. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:05
She did what she had to do, you know? She defended herself.
We all know about fight-or-flight, but sometimes there's a third F option. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:05
We all know about fight-or-flight, but sometimes there'...
They don't teach you that in school, you learned that in the streets. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:04
They don't teach you that in school, you learned that i...
When I heard - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:08
When I heard
A lot of compassion for my girl, because I knew how much it hurt her. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:05
A lot of compassion for my girl, because I knew how much it ...
I know her threshold for pain is similar to mine, - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:08
I know her threshold for pain is similar to mine,
When they screen men, what do they do? They touch your balls. - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:04
When they screen men, what do they do? They touch your balls...
[crowd laughs, applauds] - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:06
[crowd laughs, applauds]
If I'm not mistaken, I believe most guys in here, - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:06
If I'm not mistaken, I believe most guys in here,
My point is, it should be equally easy - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:07
My point is, it should be equally easy
Right? If they told me, "We're gonna screen for cancer - Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 00:22
Right? If they told me, "We're gonna screen for ca...