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Janet Pearson:

[after Doug Simpson sees Katie Simpson for the first time after Janet Pearson gave her a makeover]
Doug, what do you think? Bonnie Simpson:
Dad, what do you really think? Doug Simpson:
What do I really think? Who was that kid? Janet Pearson:
Andy, from down the street. Doug Simpson:
Nah, nah, nah. The one in the skirt. Janet Pearson:
Doug, she cannot stay a little girl forever. She is growing up. This did not just happen overnight, it's been coming on for months and months. She asked me to help her. Doug Simpson:
Well, you didn't have to. Janet Pearson:
What? If I didn't help her, someone else would. Doug Simpson:
Hah! Janet Pearson:
Doug, you can't stop life from happening. Doug Simpson:
Oh, no? I can sure slow it down a bit. Janet Pearson:
Oh, yeah? How? Doug Simpson:
How? Total control. Total control. No boy comes in this house and takes my daughter anywhere unless I know who he is, where he lives, who his parents are, what they do for a living, where they're going, how long they're going to be there, and who they're going to be with. Total control. Janet Pearson:
That's brilliant, Doug. Good luck! Doug Simpson:
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