"She's Out of My League" quotes

She's Out of My League poster
An average Joe meets the perfect woman, but his lack of confidence and the influence of his friends and family begin to pick away at the relationship.

Director: Jim Field Smith
Writer: Sean Anders, John Morris
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2010
MetaScore: 46/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $32,010,860
Released: 12 Mar 2010
Awards: 1 nomination

66 Clips

A dog or a fucking horse - She's Out of My League 00:06
A dog or a fucking horse
That's just dirty pool - She's Out of My League 00:12
That's just dirty pool
I come in peace - She's Out of My League 00:08
I come in peace
Is there an artist exemption for talking out your ass - She's Out of My League 00:10
Is there an artist exemption for talking out your ass
How the fuck did you get my number - She's Out of My League 00:04
How the fuck did you get my number
This floor is slippery - She's Out of My League 00:14
This floor is slippery
I wonder if she is on Facebook - She's Out of My League 00:15
I wonder if she is on Facebook
A man poodle Girls they want to take you out on a walk - She's Out of My League 00:30
A man poodle Girls they want to take you out on a walk
Underwear would be fine - She's Out of My League 00:06
Underwear would be fine
Can I see your invitation - She's Out of My League 00:14
Can I see your invitation
Excuse me You're not supposed to be on your phone - She's Out of My League 00:11
Excuse me You're not supposed to be on your phone
Maybe the guy with the new iPhone - She's Out of My League 00:10
Maybe the guy with the new iPhone
My shift doesn't start for another half hour - She's Out of My League 00:23
My shift doesn't start for another half hour
She is coming to lunch with my parents on Sunday - She's Out of My League 00:24
She is coming to lunch with my parents on Sunday
A six You go ahead and pump rainbows into his asshole - She's Out of My League 00:05
A six You go ahead and pump rainbows into his asshole
He's at least a 6 - She's Out of My League 00:12
He's at least a 6
Why is she here - She's Out of My League 00:20
Why is she here
You're gonna tell me exactly what's going on - She's Out of My League 00:39
You're gonna tell me exactly what's going on
So she's taking HER new boyfriend to Branson with YOUR parents - She's Out of My League 00:12
So she's taking HER new boyfriend to Branson with YOUR...
Okay now I know you've gone crazy - She's Out of My League 00:27
Okay now I know you've gone crazy
But I've seen what's out there and I don't think it gets any better - She's Out of My League 00:19
But I've seen what's out there and I don't think it gets any...
But let's face it - She's Out of My League 00:56
But let's face it
Go shit in your hand - She's Out of My League 00:05
Go shit in your hand
Kirk that Molly girl is insanely hot - She's Out of My League 00:21
Kirk that Molly girl is insanely hot
How is this not gay - She's Out of My League 00:13
How is this not gay
Come on in for a dip girl - She's Out of My League 00:21
Come on in for a dip girl
What is wrong with my neon - She's Out of My League 00:10
What is wrong with my neon
Why would you tell her that I broke up with Molly - She's Out of My League 01:11
Why would you tell her that I broke up with Molly
Maybe you're right - She's Out of My League 00:35
Maybe you're right
Patty's not a bitch she's different - She's Out of My League 00:09
Patty's not a bitch she's different
You look just like someone I went to high school with - She's Out of My League 00:12
You look just like someone I went to high school with
You know what Stainer All it takes is one - She's Out of My League 00:54
You know what Stainer All it takes is one
You have a choice - She's Out of My League 00:23
You have a choice
You better have a damn good excuse - She's Out of My League 00:15
You better have a damn good excuse
Look Stainer I know you don't like her very much - She's Out of My League 00:16
Look Stainer I know you don't like her very much
OK anyway I love Kirky but let's face it the guy's a five - She's Out of My League 00:12
OK anyway I love Kirky but let's face it the guy's a five
What is he A dog or a fuckin' horse - She's Out of My League 00:06
What is he A dog or a fuckin' horse
Underwear would be fine - She's Out of My League 00:06
Underwear would be fine
Hey angsty that's No hey I come in peace - She's Out of My League 00:08
Hey angsty that's No hey I come in peace
How the fuck did you get my number - She's Out of My League 00:04
How the fuck did you get my number
Fuck it Dylan - She's Out of My League 00:14
Fuck it Dylan
A man poodle Girls they want to take you out on a walk - She's Out of My League 00:30
A man poodle Girls they want to take you out on a walk
Is there an artist's exemption for talkin' out your ass - She's Out of My League 00:10
Is there an artist's exemption for talkin' out your ass
Hey did she say anything you know about Wendy thinkin' I'm hot - She's Out of My League 00:15
Hey did she say anything you know about Wendy thinkin' I'm...
Can I see your invitation - She's Out of My League 00:14
Can I see your invitation
You're gonna tell me what's going on - She's Out of My League 00:36
You're gonna tell me what's going on
Hello Who's this - She's Out of My League 00:10
Hello Who's this
She's comin' to lunch with my parents on Sunday - She's Out of My League 00:24
She's comin' to lunch with my parents on Sunday
OK so she's taking her new boyfriend to Branson with your parents - She's Out of My League 00:12
OK so she's taking her new boyfriend to Branson with your...
Hey Hey Kirk - She's Out of My League 00:23
Hey Hey Kirk
OK now I know you've gone crazy - She's Out of My League 00:27
OK now I know you've gone crazy
This is when you say Hi Molly - She's Out of My League 00:20
This is when you say Hi Molly
OK anyway I love Kirky but let's face it the guy's a five - She's Out of My League 00:34
OK anyway I love Kirky but let's face it the guy's a five
Kirk that Molly girl's insanely hot Yeah I know - She's Out of My League 00:21
Kirk that Molly girl's insanely hot Yeah I know
Goddamn it Tina Jordan - She's Out of My League 00:05
Goddamn it Tina Jordan
Exactly like you're behaving right now He couldn't handle it - She's Out of My League 00:35
Exactly like you're behaving right now He couldn't handle it
Fuller you have a choice You can step aside or you can fight me - She's Out of My League 00:23
Fuller you have a choice You can step aside or you can fight...
So how is this not gay - She's Out of My League 00:13
So how is this not gay
I just invited myself along Well come on in for a dip girl - She's Out of My League 00:21
I just invited myself along Well come on in for a dip girl
But he drives a shitbox deduct a point - She's Out of My League 00:10
But he drives a shitbox deduct a point
How many times have you called her Five - She's Out of My League 00:34
How many times have you called her Five
You look like someone I went to high school with - She's Out of My League 00:12
You look like someone I went to high school with
Look Marnie I moved on like you kept telling me to - She's Out of My League 00:33
Look Marnie I moved on like you kept telling me to
Oh well well well Thanks for comin' in Kettner - She's Out of My League 00:15
Oh well well well Thanks for comin' in Kettner
I've never been to Europe - She's Out of My League 03:15
I've never been to Europe
You think I'm too perfect - She's Out of My League 03:15
You think I'm too perfect

Cast

Molly - Alice Eve
Stainer - T.J. Miller
Jack - Mike Vogel
Mrs. Kettner - Debra Jo Rupp
Mr. Kettner - Adam LeFevre
Katie - Kim Shaw
Mr. Fuller - Andrew Daly
Mrs. McCleish - Sharon Maughan
Mr. McCleish - Trevor Eve
Randy - Adam Tomei
Tina Jordan - Robin Shorr
Museum Director - Tom Stoviak
"Plane Doctor" - Rick Applegate
Flight Attendant - Heather Leigh
Pilot - Chuck Aber
Restaurant Patron - Jason McCune
Karen - Yan Xi
Scotty Reese - Evan Alex Cole
Hockey Bartender - Joe Eberle
Hockey Coordinator - Phil Spano
Hockey Player - Jeff Adams
Hockey Player - Mila Cermak
Hockey Player - Mike Gaffney
Hockey Player - Todd Gally
Hockey Player - Jim Gricar
Hockey Player - Rob Hofmann
Hockey Player - Jason C. Lewis
Hockey Player - Ed Nusser
Hockey Player - Jory Rand
Hockey Player - Tom Rieck
Hockey Player - Matthew Richert
Hockey Player - Joe Sager
Flight Attendant - Lucia M. Aguirre
Airline Passenger - Elyse Alberts
Airport Passenger - Tony Amen
Airline Pilot - Nicholas Balzer
Airline Ticket Agent - Joiel Bauschatz
Airshow Patron - Robert R. Bell
First Class Passenger - Aaron Bernard
Airport Passenger - Minda Briley
Airline Co-pilot - David Collihan
Extra - Shawn Dando
Airport Patron - Jack Davis
Birthday Party Guest - Renee Downing
Stewardess - Mandy Ekman
Traveler - Jonathan Eldell
Airport Traveler - Lamar Darnell Fields
Flight Attendant - Val Gasior
Pilot Smith - Josiah Hoffman
Market Square Patron - Kevin M. Jacobs
Bar Patron - Crystalann Jones
Airport Admirer - Jeffrey Jones
Pittsburgh Penguins Hockey Fan - William Kania
Ex Boyfriend - Jon Knapp
Party Guest - Michael Kolence
Airline Passenger - Jim Kuhn
Extra - Eric Leach
TSA Art - Alan Lee
Airport Passenger - Stephanie Macdougall
Passenger - Lorelei Mahoney
Hockey Crowd Extra - Laurie Mann
Flower seller - Buster Maxxwell
Airport Traveler - Sean P. McCarthy
Airline Extra - Leslie McGuier
Airline Passenger - Tiffany Sander McKenzie
Airport patron - Christopher Mele
Restaurant Goer - Ian Michael
Airshow Worker - Jeremy Moon
Airline Passenger - Susan Moran
Airline Passenger - Phil Nardozzi
Woman with Sweater - Jillian O'Neil
Flight Attendant - Dawn Renee
Club Patron - David Santiago
Party Guest - Gaynelle W. Sloman
First Class Passenger - Robert Stull
Party Guest - Jillian Vitko
Airport Patron - Blase Ward
Airport Person - James Werley