Marnie, I know that we agreed to take some time off and I think that was a great idea. My...

Kirk: Marnie, I know that we agreed to take some time off and I think that was a great idea. My God. Gave us both a chance to experiment, if you will, and meet all sorts of new and interesting, different people. You did quite a bit more experimenting than I did. A lot more experimenting. You are like a scientist. Beakers... But obviously I'm cool with that, cause the thing is, I think, we're stronger as a result. But here's the thing, Marnie... it's been two years. That's a lot of time off. And I'm ready for some time on. I miss you. I miss us. I got something for you. [pulls out earring box] Kirk: What do you think? Stainer: Aww, man, it's depressing. I mean, it's really depressing. It's horrible to watch you like this. Devon: I think it's really pretty. How's it work? [opens box] Devon: Oh... Jack: What the hell is that? Kirk: I got it for Valentine's Day, right before she broke up with me. Stainer, I know you don't like her very much. Stainer: No, no, I hate her. In fact, the day that you broke up with her, I marked that down in my calendar as a day of rejoicement. I'm gonna celebrate it with a cake with her face on it, but instead of eating it, I'm gonna smash it. OK? You can do a lot better. You deserve a lot better, Kirky. Kirk: I thank you. But, I've seen what's out there and I don't think it gets any better. Jack: When have you been out there? When have you left the apartment? Kirk: I went out on four different dates, with three girls and that guy. I don't know what his intentions were, but it's fine. We had a great conversation. I think he was just looking for a friend. Jack: Do you know what your problem is, Kirk? Kirk: What? Jack: You're a moodle. Kirk: A moodle? Jack: A man poodle. Girls, they wanna take you out on a walk. They wanna feed you, they wanna cuddle you, but make no mistake, no girl wants to do the moodle. Stainer: No one would ever fuck a moodle. Jack: No, he's right. I'm telling you, if you wanna get Marney back, she has got to believe that from the second she broke up with you, your life has been a non-stop snatch parade. Devon: Or... you could just be who you are. Why can't that be good enough? Stainer: [holding earring box] Why don't you just put your fucking balls in here?