Okay, anyway... I love Kirky, but let's face it, the guy's a five. Stainer, that's just a...

Stainer: Okay, anyway... I love Kirky, but let's face it, the guy's a five. Devon: Stainer, that's just a dirty pool. He's at least a six. Stainer: A six? Alright you go ahead and pump rainbows into his asshole. I'm just being honest. Jack: Come on, cut him some slack. Look. Half a point cause he's a nice guy. Right? And he's funny, so that's half a point each. That brings him to six. Devon's right. Stainer: But he drives a shitbox, deduct a point. Take a point off. Kirk: Wait, what's wrong with my Neon? Stainer: Oh, I don't know, except the people who make that car don't even like it. So, we're back to a five. Jack: Five. Stainer: Meanwhile, this Molly, is a hard ten. And that five point disparity, that's a chasm. Chasm? Chasm. You can't jump more than two points. Kirk: Where do you get this shit? Stainer: Trust me, Kirk. I can't even get a ten. Jack: [chuckles] Oh. Not even you, huh? Stainer: I'm a six! OK? Jack: Bullshit, you're a six. Then what am I? Stainer: You're an eight. Jack: OK, you're a six then. Stainer: But I get a one point bump cause I'm in a band. Kirk: Stainer, you're in a Hall and Oats cover band. I'm pretty sure that's a deduction. Stainer: Adult Education is a tribute band. So that puts me back at seven. On a good day, the best I can bag is a nine. Kirk: What about your crappy car? Stainer: Artist's exemption. I'm expected to have a shitty car. Jack: Is there an artist exemption for talking out your ass? Stainer: Yeah, it's called being a rock star, Jack! Look it up in the dictionary. It's right next to "fuck you!" Devon: I think this system's ridiculous. All right? If someone really loves you, then you are a ten. Jack: My God. What are you... Are you Hannah Montanna? Because nothing you are saying right now is of any help to Kirk.