Stainer: I love Kirkey but let's face it, the guy's a 5. Meanwhile, this Molly is a hard 10. Devon: He's at least a 6... Stainer: 6? Alright, you go ahead and pop rainbows into his asshole, but I'm
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Stainer:
I love Kirkey but let's face it, the guy's a 5. Meanwhile, this Molly is a hard 10.
Devon:
He's at least a 6...
Stainer:
6? Alright, you go ahead and pop rainbows into his asshole, but I'm just being honest.

Transcript:
He's lucky.
- He's an asshole.
- I'm really sorry.
OK, anyway... I love Kirky,
but let's face it, the guy's a five.
Stainer, that's just dirty pool.
He's at least a six.
A six? You go ahead and
pump rainbows into his asshole,
- but I'm just being honest.
- Come on, cut him some slack. Look.
Half a point 'cause
he's a nice guy. Right?
And he's funny, so that's half
a point each. That brings him to six.
Devon's right.
But he drives a shitbox, deduct a point.
- Take a point off.
- What's wrong with my Neon?
I don't know. Except the people
that make that car don't even like it.
- So we're back to a five.
- Five.

Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 18
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: An average Joe meets the perfect woman, but his lack of confidence and the influence of his friends and family begin to pick away at the relationship.


Actors

Stainer - T.J. Miller