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How many times have you called her Five
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Devon, why would you tell her that I broke up with Molly? Cause I thought you had. No....

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Kirk: Devon, why would you tell her that I broke up with Molly? Devon: Cause I thought you had. Kirk: No. We're just in a sticky wicket. Stainer: A "sticky wicket"? Kirk: Yeah. A rough patch. Rough pumpkins. Stainer: And how many times have you called her? Kirk: Five. Stainer: And how many times have you really called her? Kirk: Seventeen. Stainer: It's done. Tao of Love. Kirk: What? Stainer: That's what I call it. The Tao of Love. You being with Molly defies, like, forces of nature. It's over man. Kirk: No. It's not over. Frankly, I'm sick of all you guys pretending like you know where I'm coming from. None of you know what I'm going through right now. Stainer: Tina Jordan does. Kirk: Who the hell is Tina Jordan? Stainer: She was my Molly. Kirk: You never mentioned her. Stainer: I didn't want to jinx it. But she was perfect. Yeah, perfect. Freckled shoulders. Anyway, two months into it, bam, she dumps me. I shoulda seen it coming too, cause she was a ten. Like a hard ten. I was a six, possibly a seven. Either way, I couldn't cover the spread. The universe spoke and I was depressed for months. Kirk: That's what that was? You said you had mono. Stainer: Yeah. Mono of the heart. Jack: OK, my God, how's your vagina? Stainer: Shut up, Jack!


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How many times have you called her Five
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How many times have you really called her
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Seventeen It's done man Tao of Love
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What That's what I call it
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The Tao of Love You being with Molly defies like forces of nature
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It's over man No It's not over
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Frankly I'm kinda sick of you guys pretending
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like you know where I'm comin' from None of you know what I'm goin' through
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Tina Jordan does Who the hell is Tina Jordan
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She was my Molly You never mentioned her

Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 224
Timestamp in movie: 00h 54m 52s
Uploaded: 25 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: An average Joe meets the perfect woman, but his lack of confidence and the influence of his friends and family begin to pick away at the relationship.


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