Devon, why would you tell her that I broke up with Molly? Cause I thought you had. No....
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Kirk:
Devon, why would you tell her that I broke up with Molly?
Devon:
Cause I thought you had.
Kirk:
No. We're just in a sticky wicket.
Stainer:
A "sticky wicket"?
Kirk:
Yeah. A rough patch. Rough pumpkins.
Stainer:
And how many times have you called her?
Kirk:
Five.
Stainer:
And how many times have you really called her?
Kirk:
Seventeen.
Stainer:
It's done. Tao of Love.
Kirk:
What?
Stainer:
That's what I call it. The Tao of Love. You being with Molly defies, like, forces of nature. It's over man.
Kirk:
No. It's not over. Frankly, I'm sick of all you guys pretending like you know where I'm coming from. None of you know what I'm going through right now.
Stainer:
Tina Jordan does.
Kirk:
Who the hell is Tina Jordan?
Stainer:
She was my Molly.
Kirk:
You never mentioned her.
Stainer:
I didn't want to jinx it. But she was perfect. Yeah, perfect. Freckled shoulders. Anyway, two months into it, bam, she dumps me. I shoulda seen it coming too, cause she was a ten. Like a hard ten. I was a six, possibly a seven. Either way, I couldn't cover the spread. The universe spoke and I was depressed for months.
Kirk:
That's what that was? You said you had mono.
Stainer:
Yeah. Mono of the heart.
Jack:
OK, my God, how's your vagina?
Stainer:
Shut up, Jack!
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How many times have you called her Five
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How many times have you really called her
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Seventeen It's done man Tao of Love
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What That's what I call it
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The Tao of Love You being with Molly defies like forces of nature
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It's over man No It's not over
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Frankly I'm kinda sick of you guys pretending
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like you know where I'm comin' from None of you know what I'm goin' through
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Tina Jordan does Who the hell is Tina Jordan
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She was my Molly You never mentioned her
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 224
Timestamp in movie: 00h 54m 52s
Uploaded: 25 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: An average Joe meets the perfect woman, but his lack of confidence and the influence of his friends and family begin to pick away at the relationship.
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00:10 But he drives a shitbox deduct a point
00:21 I just invited myself along Well come on in for a dip girl
00:13 So how is this not gay
00:23 Fuller you have a choice You can step aside or you can fight...
00:35 Exactly like you're behaving right now He couldn't...
00:05 Goddamn it Tina Jordan
00:21 Kirk that Molly girl's insanely hot Yeah I know
00:19 But I've seen what's out there and I don't...
00:34 OK anyway I love Kirky but let's face it the guy's...
00:20 This is when you say Hi Molly
00:27 OK now I know you've gone crazy
00:23 Hey Hey Kirk
00:12 OK so she's taking her new boyfriend to Branson with...
00:12 OK anyway I love Kirky but let's face it the guy's...
00:05 A six You go ahead and pump rainbows into his asshole
00:24 She's comin' to lunch with my parents on Sunday
00:10 Hello Who's this
00:36 You're gonna tell me what's going on
00:11 Excuse me You're not supposed to be on your phone
00:14 Can I see your invitation