Molly: You know what, Kirk? Maybe you're right. Maybe you are a 5. You know why? No self-esteem, deduct a point. Every time someone walks into a room, you compare yourself to them. Deduct a point.
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Molly:
You know what, Kirk? Maybe you're right. Maybe you are a 5. You know why? No self-esteem, deduct a point. Every time someone walks into a room, you compare yourself to them. Deduct a point. You're a smart and talented guy who's afraid to do anything with it. Deduct a point. Um, how are we doing? Oh, oh yeah! Hoping that I have a defect that you can work with? Deduct whatever's left.
Kirk:
I'm out of here. Webbed fucking feet, are you kidding me?
Molly:
KIRK!
Kirk:
Hey, do me a favor. Tell "foot long" I say hi.
Molly:
He's my EX boyfriend, Kirk. EX. And do you even know why we broke up?
Kirk:
Why, because you guys couldn't decide which one of you was hotter?
Molly:
No, because he behaved EXACTLY like you're behaving right now. He couldn't handle it. He thought I was perfect. He had me on a pedestal that I couldn't possibly live up to! Oh, and one other little thing? He cheated on me! And so after that I said to myself I am not going to date guys like that anymore.
Kirk:
Guys like that? So, what? You're just, you're going to date guys like me?
Molly:
Is that what you want to hear? That I asked you out because I thought you were safe?
Kirk:
Yeah, please, keep going.
Molly:
That I thought that a guy who looks like you wouldn't hurt me? Is that what you want to hear, Kirk? Are you happy now?
Kirk:
Yeah, I'm ecstatic.
[walks out]

Transcript:
That's... I'm so glad
that you were "fine" with me.
You know what? Maybe you're right.
Maybe you are a five.
You know why?
No self-esteem, deduct a point.
Every time someone walks into a room
you compare yourself to them,
deduct a point.
You're a smart and talented guy
who's afraid to do anything with it,
deduct a point. How are we doing?
Oh, yeah.
Hoping that I have a defect
that you can work with?
Deduct whatever's left.
I'm outta here. Webbed fucking feet.
Are you kidding me?
- Kirk!
- Hey, do me a favor.
- Tell Foot Long I said hi.
- He's my ex-boyfriend, Kirk. Ex!
- Know why we broke up?
- Because you guys couldn't decide
- which one of you was hotter?
- No. Because he behaved
exactly like you're behaving right now.
He couldn't handle it.
He thought I was perfect,
he had me on a pedestal
that I couldn't possibly live up to!
Oh, and one other little thing?
He cheated on me.
After that I said to myself, "I'm
not gonna date guys like that anymore. "
Wait... "Guys like that?"
So, what, you're just...
- You were gonna date guys like me?
- That what you wanna hear?
That I asked you out 'cause you're safe?
Keep goin'.
That I thought that a guy
who looks like you wouldn't hurt me?
Is that what you want to hear, Kirk?
Are you happy now?
Yeah, I'm ecstatic.
Kirk!
Fuck.
Six-Delta-Bravo,
flight cleared to land. runway two-two.
- "List. " It's "list. "
- No, it's not. It's "lips. "
- It's "list. "
- "Your kiss is on my lips. "
Why'd it be "list?"
"It's on my list
of the best things in life. "
- Stainer.
- What?
- Hey.
- Oh, hey, Kirk.
Where have you been?
Here. Tune it.
Oh, shit.
So you're all "Branson bound," huh?
Yeah. They were Marnie's idea.
OK, Kirky, let's go.
- OK, I'll see you guys later.
- Relax.
The Branson flight's
not for another 45 minutes.
I could just meet you down at the gate.
- OK.
- Everybody together? Got everything?
- Yeah, let's go.
- I'm comin'.
Wow, so you're really back with Marnie.
Hey, fellas.
Hand it over, dumb-ass. No liquids
over three-point-four ounces.
Good call. Hey, pirate,
can you spot me a 20?
I want to get one of those
scented neck pillows.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, of course.
- Here you go.
- Thanks, bro.
Yeah, you got it.

Clip duration: 203 seconds
Views: 16
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: An average Joe meets the perfect woman, but his lack of confidence and the influence of his friends and family begin to pick away at the relationship.


Actors

Molly - Alice Eve