You know what, Kirk? Maybe you're right. Maybe you are a 5. You know why? No self-esteem,...
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Molly:
You know what, Kirk? Maybe you're right. Maybe you are a 5. You know why? No self-esteem, deduct a point. Every time someone walks into a room, you compare yourself to them. Deduct a point. You're a smart and talented guy who's afraid to do anything with it. Deduct a point. Um, how are we doing? Oh, oh yeah! Hoping that I have a defect that you can work with? Deduct whatever's left.
Kirk:
I'm out of here. Webbed fucking feet, are you kidding me?
Molly:
KIRK!
Kirk:
Hey, do me a favor. Tell "foot long" I say hi.
Molly:
He's my EX boyfriend, Kirk. EX. And do you even know why we broke up?
Kirk:
Why, because you guys couldn't decide which one of you was hotter?
Molly:
No, because he behaved EXACTLY like you're behaving right now. He couldn't handle it. He thought I was perfect. He had me on a pedestal that I couldn't possibly live up to! Oh, and one other little thing? He cheated on me! And so after that I said to myself I am not going to date guys like that anymore.
Kirk:
Guys like that? So, what? You're just, you're going to date guys like me?
Molly:
Is that what you want to hear? That I asked you out because I thought you were safe?
Kirk:
Yeah, please, keep going.
Molly:
That I thought that a guy who looks like you wouldn't hurt me? Is that what you want to hear, Kirk? Are you happy now?
Kirk:
Yeah, I'm ecstatic.
[walks out]
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exactly like you're behaving right now He couldn't handle it
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He thought I was perfect he had me on a pedestal
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that I couldn't possibly live up to
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Oh and one other little thing He cheated on me
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After that I said to myself I'm not gonna date guys like that anymore
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Wait Guys like that So what you're just
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You were gonna date guys like me That what you wanna hear
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That I asked you out 'cause you're safe
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Keep goin'
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That I thought that a guy who looks like you wouldn't hurt me
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Is that what you want to hear Kirk Are you happy now
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Yeah I'm ecstatic
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 292
Timestamp in movie: 01h 21m 18s
Uploaded: 25 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: An average Joe meets the perfect woman, but his lack of confidence and the influence of his friends and family begin to pick away at the relationship.
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