I love Kirkey but let's face it, the guy's a 5. Meanwhile,...
I love Kirkey but let's face it, the guy's a 5. Meanwhile, this Molly is a hard 10.
Stainer, that's just dirty pool. He's at least a 6...
6? Alright, you go ahead and pop rainbows into his asshole, but I'm just being honest.
- He's an asshole.
- I'm really sorry.
OK, anyway... I love Kirky,
but let's face it, the guy's a five.
Stainer, that's just dirty pool.
He's at least a six.
A six? You go ahead and
pump rainbows into his asshole,
- but I'm just being honest.
- Come on, cut him some slack. Look.
Half a point 'cause
he's a nice guy. Right?
And he's funny, so that's half
a point each. That brings him to six.
But he drives a shitbox, deduct a point.
- Take a point off.
- What's wrong with my Neon?
I don't know. Except the people
that make that car don't even like it.
- So we're back to a five.
Meanwhile, this Molly is a hard ten.
And that five point disparity,
that is a chasm.
Clip duration: 41 seconds
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: An average Joe meets the perfect woman, but his lack of confidence and the influence of his friends and family begin to pick away at the relationship.