Stainer: But he drives a shit box so you have to deduct a point. Kirk: What is wrong with my neon? Stainer: Oh I don't know except the people who make that car don't even like it.
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Stainer:
But he drives a shit box so you have to deduct a point.
Kirk:
What is wrong with my neon?
Stainer:
Oh I don't know except the people who make that car don't even like it.

Transcript:
Devon's right.
But he drives a shitbox, deduct a point.
- Take a point off.
- What's wrong with my Neon?
I don't know. Except the people
that make that car don't even like it.
- So we're back to a five.
- Five.
Meanwhile, this Molly is a hard ten.
And that five point disparity,
that is a chasm.
- Chasm?
- Yeah.
Chasm. You can't jump
more than two points.
Where do you get this shit?
Trust me, Kirk.
I can't even get a ten.
- Oh, not even you, huh?
- I'm a six, OK?
Bullshit, you're a six!
Then what am I?
- You're an eight.
- OK, fine, you're a six then.
But I get a one point bump
'cause I'm in a band.

Clip duration: 38 seconds
Views: 15
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: An average Joe meets the perfect woman, but his lack of confidence and the influence of his friends and family begin to pick away at the relationship.


Actors

Stainer - T.J. Miller