🎮 NEW CRYPTO Game with Mech's - join their airdrop to get free NFT's 👾 Sign Up Now!
🍿 Watch the whole She's Out of My League movie 🍿 WATCH NOW!
Molly: You think I'm too perfect? So you were hoping there was something wrong with me so you could be with me? Kirk: Look at the evidence, Molly. I'm unattractive, I'm out of shape, I'm
Play button

You think I'm too perfect? So you were hoping there was...

Something wrong with the clip?
Please Log In to download this awesome clip
Share in Facebook Share in Twitter Share in Linkedin Share in Reddit

Molly:
You think I'm too perfect? So you were hoping there was something wrong with me so you could be with me?
Kirk:
Look at the evidence, Molly. I'm unattractive, I'm out of shape, I'm uncoordinated, I've never been to Europe, I'm not a college graduate, I drive a Neon.
Molly:
I like your Neon.
Kirk:
Oh come on, Molly, look at me. I'm a 5. This is a 5. Hard 5. You can't jump more than two points. It's the Tao of Love. Everybody knows that. Even if you were a 9 and I was in a band. But no, you're a hard 10.
Molly:
What are you talking about?
Kirk:
Do you even know how hot you are? No, you probably think that everybody gets free shit everywhere they go and everybody's happy and nice to each other in shiny happy hot town with you and all your hot friends and ex boyfriends, but I hate to break it to you, it's not the same for the rest of us.
Molly:
Okay, Kirk. You clearly have some major self-esteem issues.
Kirk:
You lied about me to your parents right in front of me!
Molly:
No I didn't!
Kirk:
"Kirk's in aviation?" That's like saying the guy who shovels elephant shit at the circus is in show business. No, he's just the elephant shit guy. That's me. I'm that guy.

Transcript:
You think I'm too perfect?
So you were hoping there was something
wrong with me so you could be with me.
Look at the evidence, Molly.
It's...
I'm unattractive,
I'm out of shape, I'm uncoordinated,
I've never been to Europe, I'm not
a college graduate, I drive a Neon...
- I like your Neon.
- Oh, God, come on, Molly, look at me.
I'm a five. This is a five. Hard five.
You can't jump more than two points.
It's the Tao of Love.
Everybody knows that.
Even if you were a nine,
and I was in a band,
- but no, you're a hard ten.
- What are you talking about?
Do you even know how hot you are?
No, you probably think that everybody
gets free shit everywhere they go,
and everybody's happy and nice to
each other in shiny, happy Hot Town,
with you and all your hot friends
and ex-boyfriends,
but I hate to break it to you,
it's not the same for the rest of us.
OK, Kirk. You clearly have some
major self-esteem issues.
You lied about me to your parents
right in front of me!
- No, I didn't!
- "Kirk's in aviation?"
That's like saying the guy who
shovels elephant shit at the circus
is in show business.
No, he's just the elephant shit guy.
That's me. I'm that guy.
I'm never gonna be a pilot.
And I am happy with that.
And I'm fine with that, too.
And I was fine with you
up until about three minutes ago.
That's... I'm so glad
that you were "fine" with me.
You know what? Maybe you're right.
Maybe you are a five.
You know why?
No self-esteem, deduct a point.
Every time someone walks into a room
you compare yourself to them,
deduct a point.
You're a smart and talented guy
who's afraid to do anything with it,
deduct a point. How are we doing?
Oh, yeah.
Hoping that I have a defect
that you can work with?
Deduct whatever's left.
I'm outta here. Webbed fucking feet.
Are you kidding me?
- Kirk!
- Hey, do me a favor.
- Tell Foot Long I said hi.
- He's my ex-boyfriend, Kirk. Ex!
- Know why we broke up?
- Because you guys couldn't decide
- which one of you was hotter?
- No. Because he behaved
exactly like you're behaving right now.
He couldn't handle it.
He thought I was perfect,
he had me on a pedestal
that I couldn't possibly live up to!
Oh, and one other little thing?
He cheated on me.
After that I said to myself, "I'm
not gonna date guys like that anymore. "
Wait... "Guys like that?"
So, what, you're just...
- You were gonna date guys like me?
- That what you wanna hear?
That I asked you out 'cause you're safe?
Keep goin'.
That I thought that a guy
who looks like you wouldn't hurt me?
Is that what you want to hear, Kirk?
Are you happy now?
Yeah, I'm ecstatic.
Kirk!

Clip duration: 195 seconds
Views: 73
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: An average Joe meets the perfect woman, but his lack of confidence and the influence of his friends and family begin to pick away at the relationship.


Actors

Molly - Alice Eve