You think I'm too perfect? So you were hoping there was something wrong with me so you...
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Molly:
You think I'm too perfect? So you were hoping there was something wrong with me so you could be with me?
Kirk:
Look at the evidence, Molly. I'm unattractive, I'm out of shape, I'm uncoordinated, I've never been to Europe, I'm not a college graduate, I drive a Neon.
Molly:
I like your Neon.
Kirk:
Oh come on, Molly, look at me. I'm a 5. This is a 5. Hard 5. You can't jump more than two points. It's the Tao of Love. Everybody knows that. Even if you were a 9 and I was in a band. But no, you're a hard 10.
Molly:
What are you talking about?
Kirk:
Do you even know how hot you are? No, you probably think that everybody gets free shit everywhere they go and everybody's happy and nice to each other in shiny happy hot town with you and all your hot friends and ex boyfriends, but I hate to break it to you, it's not the same for the rest of us.
Molly:
Okay, Kirk. You clearly have some major self-esteem issues.
Kirk:
You lied about me to your parents right in front of me!
Molly:
No I didn't!
Kirk:
"Kirk's in aviation?" That's like saying the guy who shovels elephant shit at the circus is in show business. No, he's just the elephant shit guy. That's me. I'm that guy.
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Look Marnie I moved on like you kept telling me to
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You're here because some other girl has shown interest
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That's not it Look Kirk I am really worried about you with her
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She seems like kind of a bitch
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So I'm just saying that if you want to get back together
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like you begged me before Shh
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I am even willing to consider breaking up with Ron
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What You're still with Ron The pirate
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Yeah I'm not gonna risk being all alone just 'cause
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Kirk doesn't know what's good for him
Clip duration: 33 seconds
Views: 228
Timestamp in movie: 00h 53m 39s
Uploaded: 25 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: An average Joe meets the perfect woman, but his lack of confidence and the influence of his friends and family begin to pick away at the relationship.
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