Molly: OK so, you're gonna tell me exactly what's going on? Stainer: In ten minutes Kirk is leaving on a plane for Branson with a horrible, horrible girl. Molly: Marnie? Stainer: Yes! Let's go. Molly:
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Molly:
OK so, you're gonna tell me exactly what's going on?
Stainer:
In ten minutes Kirk is leaving on a plane for Branson with a horrible, horrible girl.
Molly:
Marnie?
Stainer:
Yes! Let's go.
Molly:
If Kirk's getting back together with Marnie I'm not going!
Stainer:
In fourth grade I peed my pants. On several occasions. Everybody started calling me Stainer. Do you know how I made it through those dark days?
Molly:
Plastic underwear?
Stainer:
In part. But also Kirk. You see he told me to own that name. call myself Stainer so that nobody could hurt me with it.
Molly:
What's your point?
Stainer:
Kirk is the best guy that I know. But he's like... he's like a spider. You know, he's more afraid of you than you are of him. And he also has long legs and... Look, if you want him, you gotta go get him.

Transcript:
The white zone is for
immediate loading and unloading...
You're gonna tell me what's going on?
In ten minutes, Kirk is leaving on
a plane for Branson with a horrible,
- horrible girl.
- Marnie?
- Yes. Let's go.
- If Kirk's getting back together
- with Marnie, I'm not going!
- In fourth grade, I peed in my pants.
On several occasions.
Everybody started calling me Stainer.
Know how I made it through
those dark days?
- Plastic underwear?
- In part.
But also Kirk. You see,
he told me to own that name.
Call myself Stainer,
so that nobody could hurt me.
- What's your point?
- Kirk's the best guy I know.
But he's like... He's like a spider.
You know? He's more afraid of you
than you are of him.
And he also, he has long legs and...
Look. If you want him,
you gotta go get him.
- We're moving. Where is the package?
- It's here.
OK, we couldn't get him off the plane,
so we've gotta get you on.
Oh, thank you, Stainer!
This is so exciting. Yes!
Oh, shit. Follow me.
- Excuse me!
- Hey!
- Come on!
- Boarding passes and IDs out.
- Let's keep it moving!
- One second.
Whoa, whoa! What the hell are you doing?
Putting her on a plane, that's what.
Well, unless she has a
first class ticket, back of the line.
Fuller, you have a choice.
You can step aside or you can fight me.
If that's how you want to go,
I warn you, I will go dark side.
OK? I will rip out your hair,
I'll bite your chin off,
and I will stab you in the eyes
with confiscated scissors.
'Cause I am an insane motherfucker!
You know that from the break room!
What's it gonna be?!
Yes!
Please check your seat belts.
We're preparing for departure.
Branson!
They've gone. We missed it.
No, no, no. No. No, this is not...
This is supposed to happen.
This isn't how this works.
- Yeah? Talk to Jack.
- Stop the plane.

Clip duration: 128 seconds
Views: 18
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: An average Joe meets the perfect woman, but his lack of confidence and the influence of his friends and family begin to pick away at the relationship.


Actors

Molly - Alice Eve
Stainer - T.J. Miller