"Ship of Fools" quotes

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A varied group of passengers boarding a ship bound for pre-WWII Germany represents a microcosm of early 1930s society.

Director: Stanley Kramer
Writer: Katherine Anne Porter, Abby Mann
Production: N/A
Genre: drama, romance, war
Year: 1965
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 01 Oct 1965
Awards: Won 2 Oscars. 5 wins & 13 nominations total

65 Clips

You aren't Jewish - Ship of Fools 00:44
You aren't Jewish
Then why did you lead me on during this trip - Ship of Fools 00:31
Then why did you lead me on during this trip
What would you have liked to have been - Ship of Fools 00:25
What would you have liked to have been
Did you see the makeup on those girls - Ship of Fools 00:31
Did you see the makeup on those girls
You are a real anti semite - Ship of Fools 00:55
You are a real anti semite
How can you say that - Ship of Fools 00:55
How can you say that
That's the way it's with Herr Rieber - Ship of Fools 01:38
That's the way it's with Herr Rieber
I have planned something very interesting for that cheapskate - Ship of Fools 00:12
I have planned something very interesting for that...
When I think of the things I have seen on this ship - Ship of Fools 00:34
When I think of the things I have seen on this ship
She wants her precious needle - Ship of Fools 00:20
She wants her precious needle
Our biggest mission in life is to avoid being fools - Ship of Fools 00:30
Our biggest mission in life is to avoid being fools
What a hard trying race they are - Ship of Fools 00:39
What a hard trying race they are
Is that not a Jewish name - Ship of Fools 00:15
Is that not a Jewish name
I am only a third grade officer on a second rate ship - Ship of Fools 01:53
I am only a third grade officer on a second rate ship
How old are you - Ship of Fools 00:55
How old are you
I can't be what you want me to be - Ship of Fools 01:28
I can't be what you want me to be
He stalks them like a mountain lion - Ship of Fools 00:36
He stalks them like a mountain lion
A little patience - Ship of Fools 00:27
A little patience
What would you do with the money you want - Ship of Fools 00:42
What would you do with the money you want
You never were any good at that - Ship of Fools 00:21
You never were any good at that
You can't hit a curve ball on the outside corner - Ship of Fools 03:11
You can't hit a curve ball on the outside corner
If it were up you - Ship of Fools 00:15
If it were up you
What a wonderful sky - Ship of Fools 00:34
What a wonderful sky
I never could hit a curve ball on the outside corner - Ship of Fools 00:38
I never could hit a curve ball on the outside corner
I beg your pardon - Ship of Fools 00:42
I beg your pardon
That is the difficulty - Ship of Fools 00:22
That is the difficulty
I can't believe it - Ship of Fools 02:05
I can't believe it
What are you trying to tell me - Ship of Fools 00:23
What are you trying to tell me
Do you feel that - Ship of Fools 00:20
Do you feel that
They really don't belong together at all - Ship of Fools 00:46
They really don't belong together at all
There is not God down here - Ship of Fools 00:23
There is not God down here
My mother's never been satisfied with it - Ship of Fools 00:48
My mother's never been satisfied with it
What game do you mean - Ship of Fools 00:45
What game do you mean
Shall we play again - Ship of Fools 00:43
Shall we play again
Take off your robe - Ship of Fools 00:27
Take off your robe
I am the ship's doctor - Ship of Fools 00:33
I am the ship's doctor
What are you laughing at - Ship of Fools 00:54
What are you laughing at
I'm glad to get out of Veracruz - Ship of Fools 01:39
I'm glad to get out of Veracruz
A toast to the German woman - Ship of Fools 00:16
A toast to the German woman
What should I tell them this time - Ship of Fools 00:29
What should I tell them this time
When I had my heart attack - Ship of Fools 01:15
When I had my heart attack
Did I tell you what happened to me down in Veracruz - Ship of Fools 01:44
Did I tell you what happened to me down in Veracruz
For once let's kiss in broad daylight - Ship of Fools 00:09
For once let's kiss in broad daylight
What's the matter - Ship of Fools 01:17
What's the matter
You don't know them - Ship of Fools 00:24
You don't know them
You're so strange - Ship of Fools 00:30
You're so strange
Isn't it wonderful - Ship of Fools 00:44
Isn't it wonderful
Do you know what they say in Mexico - Ship of Fools 01:06
Do you know what they say in Mexico
I'm sure you never have any problems sleeping - Ship of Fools 00:51
I'm sure you never have any problems sleeping
That's the way it is - Ship of Fools 00:22
That's the way it is
You are not Jewish - Ship of Fools 00:41
You are not Jewish
You are not young Mrs - Ship of Fools 01:13
You are not young Mrs
Listen to that music - Ship of Fools 05:03
Listen to that music
I think I've been happiest when I was dancing - Ship of Fools 00:25
I think I've been happiest when I was dancing
David's an artist - Ship of Fools 01:05
David's an artist
Wouldn't it unnverve you to have an affair with me - Ship of Fools 00:21
Wouldn't it unnverve you to have an affair with me
My name is Karl Glocken - Ship of Fools 00:44
My name is Karl Glocken
You know what I think - Ship of Fools 00:20
You know what I think
Do you think that bothers me - Ship of Fools 01:50
Do you think that bothers me
Everybody on this ship is in love - Ship of Fools 00:43
Everybody on this ship is in love
If you look for it - Ship of Fools 00:25
If you look for it
They tried to poison me - Ship of Fools 00:44
They tried to poison me
What do they got against the Jews - Ship of Fools 00:52
What do they got against the Jews
If you can't get what you want - Ship of Fools 00:25
If you can't get what you want
The bicycle riders - Ship of Fools 00:20
The bicycle riders

Cast

Mary Treadwell - Vivien Leigh
La Condesa - Simone Signoret
Rieber - José Ferrer
Tenny - Lee Marvin
Dr. Schumann - Oskar Werner
David - George Segal
Glocken - Michael Dunn
Capt. Thiele - Charles Korvin
Lowenthal - Heinz Rühmann
Frau Hutten - Lilia Skala
Amparo - BarBara Luna
Freytag - Alf Kjellin
Lt. Huebner - Werner Klemperer
Frau Schmitt - Olga Fabian
Elsa - Gila Golan
Hutten - Stanley Adams
Frau Lutz - Kaaren Verne
Pastora - Lydia Torea
Fat Man - Henry Calvin
Carlos - Paul Daniel
Woodcarver - David Renard
Guitarist - Anthony Brand
Student - John Alvar
Gypsy Dancer - Antonio
Prizak - Eddie Baker
Ship Passenger - Mushy Callahan
Flamenco Dance Troupe Child - Vicki Cos
Ship Passenger - Harry Denny
Ship Passenger - Minta Durfee
Ship Passenger - Charles Fogel
Steward aboard Vera - Steven Geray
Ship Passenger - George Hickman
Religious Man - Peter Mamakos
Ship Passenger - Tina Menard
Ship Passenger - Daniel Nunez
Headwaiter - Charles H. Radilak
Carmen - Gypsy Dancer - Rosario
Second Officer - Bert Rumsey
Waiter - Jesse Wayne
Ship Passenger - John Zimeas