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"Ship of Fools" quotes

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A varied group of passengers boarding a ship bound for pre-WWII Germany represents a microcosm of early 1930s society.

Director: Stanley Kramer
Writer: Katherine Anne Porter, Abby Mann
Production: N/A
Genre: drama, romance, war
Year: 1965
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 01 Oct 1965
Awards: Won 2 Oscars. 5 wins & 13 nominations total

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RieberLowenthalMary TreadwellTennyAmparoJohannFreytagGlockenLa CondesaDavidLt. HuebnerCapt. ThieleFat ManPepeGrafPastoraFrau LutzElsa
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I can't believe it - Ship of Fools 02:05 I can't believe it That's the way it is - Ship of Fools 00:17 That's the way it is Take off your robe - Ship of Fools 00:25 Take off your robe What game do you mean - Ship of Fools 00:18 What game do you mean I never could hit a curve ball on the outside corner - Ship of Fools 00:34 I never could hit a curve ball on the outside corner You are a real anti semite - Ship of Fools 00:35 You are a real anti semite The bicycle riders - Ship of Fools 00:25 The bicycle riders If you can't get what you want - Ship of Fools 00:14 If you can't get what you want What do they got against the Jews - Ship of Fools 00:22 What do they got against the Jews They tried to poison me - Ship of Fools 00:21 They tried to poison me And how old are you - Ship of Fools 00:45 And how old are you If you look for it - Ship of Fools 00:16 If you look for it Do you think that bothers me - Ship of Fools 00:51 Do you think that bothers me My name is Karl Glocken - Ship of Fools 00:26 My name is Karl Glocken Everybody on this ship is in love - Ship of Fools 00:27 Everybody on this ship is in love Listen to that music - Ship of Fools 00:43 Listen to that music You know what I think - Ship of Fools 00:29 You know what I think Wouldn't it unnverve you to have an affair with me - Ship of Fools 00:12 Wouldn't it unnverve you to have an affair with me David's an artist - Ship of Fools 00:29 David's an artist I think I've been happiest when I was dancing - Ship of Fools 00:23 I think I've been happiest when I was dancing But he's doing it That's the point isn't it - Ship of Fools 00:15 But he's doing it That's the point isn't it I'm sure you never have any problems sleeping - Ship of Fools 00:26 I'm sure you never have any problems sleeping Did I tell you what happened to me down in Veracruz - Ship of Fools 00:37 Did I tell you what happened to me down in Veracruz You are not young Mrs - Ship of Fools 00:28 You are not young Mrs Do you know what they say in Mexico - Ship of Fools 00:24 Do you know what they say in Mexico What are you laughing at - Ship of Fools 00:21 What are you laughing at Isn't it wonderful - Ship of Fools 00:35 Isn't it wonderful You're so strange - Ship of Fools 00:19 You're so strange I was the perfect dupe - Ship of Fools 00:30 I was the perfect dupe You don't know them - Ship of Fools 00:26 You don't know them What's the matter - Ship of Fools 00:25 What's the matter I'm making one of these - Ship of Fools 00:15 I'm making one of these For once let's kiss in broad daylight - Ship of Fools 00:19 For once let's kiss in broad daylight You can't take pills every time you can't sleep - Ship of Fools 00:16 You can't take pills every time you can't sleep You can't hit a curve ball on the outside corner - Ship of Fools 00:58 You can't hit a curve ball on the outside corner You aren't Jewish - Ship of Fools 00:27 You aren't Jewish When I had my heart attack - Ship of Fools 00:39 When I had my heart attack A toast to the German woman - Ship of Fools 00:11 A toast to the German woman I'm glad to get out of Veracruz - Ship of Fools 00:39 I'm glad to get out of Veracruz What are you laughing at - Ship of Fools 00:25 What are you laughing at You gonna help me - Ship of Fools 00:17 You gonna help me How old are you I'm old enough as you can see - Ship of Fools 00:17 How old are you I'm old enough as you can see My mother's never been satisfied with it - Ship of Fools 00:16 My mother's never been satisfied with it I need all the help I can get - Ship of Fools 00:30 I need all the help I can get I am sorry I don't mean to pry - Ship of Fools 00:15 I am sorry I don't mean to pry We put up a wonderful front in public - Ship of Fools 00:25 We put up a wonderful front in public There is not God down here - Ship of Fools 00:22 There is not God down here What miracle Can you make us a miracle - Ship of Fools 00:12 What miracle Can you make us a miracle And what about your childhood - Ship of Fools 00:44 And what about your childhood They really don't belong together at all - Ship of Fools 00:19 They really don't belong together at all Did you ever have all the worst possible things - Ship of Fools 00:21 Did you ever have all the worst possible things Do you feel that - Ship of Fools 00:12 Do you feel that What are you trying to tell me - Ship of Fools 00:15 What are you trying to tell me Forty six Me 46 I can't believe it 46 - Ship of Fools 01:06 Forty six Me 46 I can't believe it 46 That is the difficulty - Ship of Fools 00:07 That is the difficulty What a wonderful sky - Ship of Fools 00:13 What a wonderful sky If it were up you - Ship of Fools 00:17 If it were up you You never were any good at that - Ship of Fools 00:12 You never were any good at that What would you do with the money you want - Ship of Fools 00:16 What would you do with the money you want A little patience - Ship of Fools 00:11 A little patience He stalks them like a mountain lion - Ship of Fools 00:32 He stalks them like a mountain lion How old are you - Ship of Fools 00:24 How old are you I am only a third grade officer on a second rate ship - Ship of Fools 01:00 I am only a third grade officer on a second rate ship Is that not a Jewish name - Ship of Fools 00:15 Is that not a Jewish name What a hard trying race they are - Ship of Fools 00:19 What a hard trying race they are Our biggest mission in life is to avoid being fools - Ship of Fools 00:15 Our biggest mission in life is to avoid being fools She wants her precious needle - Ship of Fools 00:12 She wants her precious needle When I think of the things I have seen on this ship - Ship of Fools 00:19 When I think of the things I have seen on this ship I have planned something very interesting for that cheapskate - Ship of Fools 00:17 I have planned something very interesting for that... That's the way it's with Herr Rieber - Ship of Fools 00:50 That's the way it's with Herr Rieber Did you see the makeup on those girls - Ship of Fools 00:22 Did you see the makeup on those girls What would you have liked to have been - Ship of Fools 00:19 What would you have liked to have been Then why did you lead me on during this trip - Ship of Fools 00:22 Then why did you lead me on during this trip What should I tell them this time - Ship of Fools 00:19 What should I tell them this time I can't be what you want me to be - Ship of Fools 00:50 I can't be what you want me to be That's the most charming thing I've ever seen in my whole life - Ship of Fools 00:24 That's the most charming thing I've ever seen in... A toast - Ship of Fools 00:08 A toast [alarm ringing] - Ship of Fools 00:07 [alarm ringing] And how old are you - Ship of Fools 00:37 And how old are you And what about your childhood - Ship of Fools 00:56 And what about your childhood [applauding] - Ship of Fools 00:30 [applauding] Behind those old eyes, you hide a 16-year-old heart. - Ship of Fools 00:20 Behind those old eyes, you hide a 16-year-old heart. Bottoms up, shorty. - Ship of Fools 00:05 Bottoms up, shorty. Can you understand it? - Ship of Fools 00:22 Can you understand it? Come here. - Ship of Fools 00:14 Come here. David? - Ship of Fools 00:14 David? David - Ship of Fools 00:29 David Did you ever have all the worst possible things that can - Ship of Fools 00:14 Did you ever have all the worst possible things that can Did I tell you what happened in Veracruz - Ship of Fools 00:37 Did I tell you what happened in Veracruz
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Cast

Mary Treadwell - Vivien Leigh
La Condesa - Simone Signoret
Rieber - José Ferrer
Tenny - Lee Marvin
Dr. Schumann - Oskar Werner
All Cast