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"Shoot 'Em Up" quotes

Shoot 'Em Up poster
A man named Mr. Smith delivers a woman's baby during a shootout, and is then called upon to protect the newborn from the army of gunmen.

Director: Michael Davis
Writer: Michael Davis
Production: N/A
Genre: action, thriller
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 49/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $12,807,139
Released: 07 Sep 2007
Awards: 3 nominations

56 video clips

HertzSmithMan Who Rides ShotgunHertz's DriverWoman In MuseumHammersonKiller Shot In BehindBaby's MotherDiner Holdup LeaderDiner Hood With EarringPawnshop OwnerLone ManCoffee-sipping GuardWoman In Park1st Killer
My God do we really suck - Shoot 'Em Up 00:07 My God do we really suck Guns don't kill people - Shoot 'Em Up 00:05 Guns don't kill people Fuck me sideways - Shoot 'Em Up 00:03 Fuck me sideways Ah Bravo Mr hero Bravo - Shoot 'Em Up 00:35 Ah Bravo Mr hero Bravo You know what I really hate - Shoot 'Em Up 00:35 You know what I really hate I don't understand a word you're going on about - Shoot 'Em Up 00:07 I don't understand a word you're going on about You know why a gun is better than a wife - Shoot 'Em Up 00:11 You know why a gun is better than a wife BABY GURGLES You wanna know the difference - Shoot 'Em Up 00:11 BABY GURGLES You wanna know the difference Of all the squats in the city - Shoot 'Em Up 00:34 Of all the squats in the city Oh yes sirree Bob - Shoot 'Em Up 00:21 Oh yes sirree Bob So much for wearin' your seat belt - Shoot 'Em Up 00:04 So much for wearin' your seat belt To buy something for the baby - Shoot 'Em Up 00:18 To buy something for the baby And you won't be getting it up - Shoot 'Em Up 00:36 And you won't be getting it up I hate it when parents Oh - Shoot 'Em Up 00:17 I hate it when parents Oh What in the hell is that - Shoot 'Em Up 00:14 What in the hell is that Why don't you take the baby to the police - Shoot 'Em Up 00:11 Why don't you take the baby to the police What's up doc - Shoot 'Em Up 00:23 What's up doc Hertz you know why people in this country love guns - Shoot 'Em Up 00:36 Hertz you know why people in this country love guns Talk about shootin' your load - Shoot 'Em Up 00:05 Talk about shootin' your load Are you tryin' to tell me - Shoot 'Em Up 00:25 Are you tryin' to tell me Aren't guns just fucking great Hammerson - Shoot 'Em Up 00:05 Aren't guns just fucking great Hammerson I move my finger one inch - Shoot 'Em Up 00:24 I move my finger one inch Who are you really Smith - Shoot 'Em Up 00:08 Who are you really Smith Do you know what I hate No - Shoot 'Em Up 00:14 Do you know what I hate No Anybody know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is - Shoot 'Em Up 00:19 Anybody know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is GRUNTS Ah Oh Let me give you - Shoot 'Em Up 00:09 GRUNTS Ah Oh Let me give you Hey Do you notice that - Shoot 'Em Up 00:22 Hey Do you notice that Stop the car He was here - Shoot 'Em Up 00:17 Stop the car He was here You know what I hate - Shoot 'Em Up 00:03 You know what I hate Don't move Mr hero - Shoot 'Em Up 00:10 Don't move Mr hero You wanna buy bullets with food stamps - Shoot 'Em Up 00:06 You wanna buy bullets with food stamps National sports pistol champion at age 10 - Shoot 'Em Up 00:16 National sports pistol champion at age 10 GO TO GUY You know we were never really trying to kill you - Shoot 'Em Up 00:09 GO TO GUY You know we were never really trying to kill you So what do you think of this second amendment now - Shoot 'Em Up 00:05 So what do you think of this second amendment now HERTZ N S A Black ops CIA - Shoot 'Em Up 00:37 HERTZ N S A Black ops CIA Fuck you ya fuckin' fuckers - Shoot 'Em Up 00:04 Fuck you ya fuckin' fuckers I was goin' back for her boss - Shoot 'Em Up 00:11 I was goin' back for her boss Getting angry releases an enzyme - Shoot 'Em Up 00:10 Getting angry releases an enzyme WOMAN Oh my God look at this - Shoot 'Em Up 00:08 WOMAN Oh my God look at this What were you doing in there - Shoot 'Em Up 00:09 What were you doing in there Wait your turn Smith - Shoot 'Em Up 00:08 Wait your turn Smith This is the only place I know you'll be safe - Shoot 'Em Up 00:10 This is the only place I know you'll be safe A theory is bull noogies - Shoot 'Em Up 00:04 A theory is bull noogies Watch where you step CRACKING SOUNDS - Shoot 'Em Up 00:11 Watch where you step CRACKING SOUNDS Ah you have caused me no end of trouble - Shoot 'Em Up 00:05 Ah you have caused me no end of trouble Ya fucking fuckers - Shoot 'Em Up 00:07 Ya fucking fuckers Eat your vegetables - Shoot 'Em Up 00:05 Eat your vegetables You are the angriest man in the world - Shoot 'Em Up 00:09 You are the angriest man in the world You know what I hate - Shoot 'Em Up 00:07 You know what I hate Are you hungry - Shoot 'Em Up 00:04 Are you hungry Nice knockers - Shoot 'Em Up 00:03 Nice knockers You're dead bitch - Shoot 'Em Up 00:05 You're dead bitch Tit for tat Mr hero - Shoot 'Em Up 00:07 Tit for tat Mr hero

Cast

Smith - Clive Owen
Hertz - Paul Giamatti
Donna Quintano - Monica Bellucci
Hammerson - Stephen McHattie
Lone Man - Greg Bryk
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