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Shoplifters of the World

Why did you join the Army, you fucking idiot?

Why did you join the Army, you fucking idiot?

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Why did you join the Army,
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you fucking idiot?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:26
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
3:59,Untitled Entertainment,Oscura Film,Piccadilly Pictures,RLJE Films

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Movie Summary

1987. Denver, Co. One crazy night in the life of four friends reeling from the sudden demise of iconic British band The Smiths, while the local airwaves are hijacked at gunpoint by an impassioned Smiths fan.
Is you going to London and leaving all of us behind, - Shoplifters of the World 00:07
Is you going to London and leaving all of us behind,
It's like you're breaking up the band. - Shoplifters of the World 00:05
It's like you're breaking up the band.
You're telling me - Shoplifters of the World 00:05
You're telling me
Like, maybe today will be different, you know? - Shoplifters of the World 00:05
Like, maybe today will be different, you know?
Then I got home, and I heard the news. - Shoplifters of the World 00:05
Then I got home, and I heard the news.
A strange fear. Gripped me. - Shoplifters of the World 00:04
A strange fear. Gripped me.
Denver, so much to answer for. - Shoplifters of the World 00:04
Denver, so much to answer for.
What is the most wonderful place - Shoplifters of the World 00:08
What is the most wonderful place
As soon as I have enough money saved up, - Shoplifters of the World 00:08
As soon as I have enough money saved up,
It'll be just like the film "Betty Blue," - Shoplifters of the World 00:07
It'll be just like the film "Betty Blue,"
So young and so sad - Shoplifters of the World 00:12
So young and so sad
Full Metal Mickey here with you on KISS 101 FM, - Shoplifters of the World 00:09
Full Metal Mickey here with you on KISS 101 FM,
Just me, you, and megawatts of metal! - Shoplifters of the World 00:05
Just me, you, and megawatts of metal!
Turn around, God damn it. - Shoplifters of the World 00:04
Turn around, God damn it.
Do hope Brian Briggs will be here tonight. - Shoplifters of the World 00:04
Do hope Brian Briggs will be here tonight.
If he's not here in an hour, we'll split. - Shoplifters of the World 00:05
If he's not here in an hour, we'll split.
Reagan cares more about UFOs - Shoplifters of the World 00:04
Reagan cares more about UFOs
I'd like to apologize - Shoplifters of the World 00:09
I'd like to apologize
So, um, for the rest of the night - Shoplifters of the World 00:06
So, um, for the rest of the night
To commemorate the end of the greatest band of our time, - Shoplifters of the World 00:12
To commemorate the end of the greatest band of our time,