"Short Circuit" quotes
Number 5 of a group of experimental robots in a lab is electrocuted, suddenly becomes intelligent, and escapes.
Director: John Badham
Writer: S.S. Wilson, Brent Maddock, Jay Tarses
Production: N/A
Year: 1986
MetaScore: 50/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $40,697,761
Released: 09 May 1986
Awards: 1 win & 3 nominations
90 video clips
00:13 Your mama was a snow blower
00:11 Number 5 is alive
00:14 That's information
00:15 Where are you from
00:14 I am standing here beside myself
00:18 I am thinking she is a virgin
00:14 You sure don't talk like a machine
00:31 Of course I know it's wrong to kill
00:17 With excitement like this
00:14 We are wasting valueless time here
00:19 I don't know about you
00:14 Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too
00:23 You're not a machine
02:25 There's a priest
00:14 I am sporting a tremendous woody
00:23 Will he kill me if I stop
00:27 We're going to have to ask you to surrender the robot
00:17 I enjoyed repeatedly throwing you to the ground
00:10 Beautiful animal
00:18 I hope you took the grass out of the glove compartment
00:39 I let you tear my house to shreds and you're a robot
00:12 Life is NOT a malfunction
00:16 Will you grow up
00:29 And I'm going to need some Hueys
00:28 What if it goes out and melts down a bus load of nuns
00:50 Who told you you could take Number One
00:13 What planet is this guy from
00:15 Don't tell me its laser is still armed
00:21 I'd like to speak to one of your head warmongers
00:21 Can you believe it's been five years since I've...
00:18 Disassemble ALL OVER THE PLACE
00:16 Number 5 stupid name
00:35 You broke the unwritten law
01:00 He is hiding in the toilet
00:48 It doesn't get sad
00:16 I knew they'd pick me
00:39 Haven't you had enough of this stuff
00:14 Go back to your nuclear warheads
00:22 So what are these guys used for
00:14 Escaped Robot Fights for His Life
00:20 Jerk of the world
00:17 I'll fix their wagon
00:22 So now I am having no job to speak about
00:18 Rethink yourself
00:35 What do you make of this
01:14 Tell him where home is
00:36 I should have known
00:39 It's malfunctioning
00:16 Who is knowing how to read the mind of a robot
00:15 Did she stick her tongue down your throat
00:39 What the hell does it need input for
00:23 Originally I had non military purposes in mind
00:23 This may be hilarious where you come from
00:26 Are you sure you weren't doing any steering or anything...
00:15 Don't squeeze the Charmin
00:19 Is that a 'yes' or the number of your intelligence...
00:36 What's so safe about blowing people up
00:33 He doesn't look sick
00:19 You didn't come a million miles to do television...
00:12 Grasshopper disassembled
00:16 You cannot hold your water with that story
00:14 To make these golden fluffy pancakes
00:38 Is how you kick ass
00:21 Do you know what most people are liking at night
00:22 What the hell is the matter with you
01:27 Let me tell you something
00:30 Drinking glass
00:40 What are you afraid of
00:15 Where are you guys going
00:19 Ladies and gentlemen
00:50 You must make instantaneous appearance
00:16 Where did you disappear to
00:22 Do you know the word friend
00:24 Get to know each other
00:20 Home of the beaver
00:44 I can't reassemble
00:23 Would you quit doing that
00:20 Did he try to molest you in any way
00:23 Turn off the TV
00:13 Twenty five thousand dollars
00:12 I don't know where to go
00:56 Here's the deal
00:20 If one of them comes near you
00:11 You kidnapped him
00:22 I hope you brought enough for everybody
00:21 I let you tear my house to shreads and youre a robot
Cast
Stephanie Speck - Ally Sheedy
Newton Crosby - Steve Guttenberg
Ben Jabituya - Fisher Stevens
Howard Marner - Austin Pendleton
Skroeder - G.W. Bailey