"Short Circuit" quotes

00:21 I let you tear my house to shreads and youre a robot 00:22 I hope you brought enough for everybody 00:11 You kidnapped him 00:20 If one of them comes near you 00:56 Here's the deal 00:12 I don't know where to go 00:13 Twenty five thousand dollars 00:23 Turn off the TV 00:20 Did he try to molest you in any way 00:23 Would you quit doing that 00:44 I can't reassemble 00:20 Home of the beaver 00:24 Get to know each other 00:22 Do you know the word friend 00:16 Where did you disappear to 00:50 You must make instantaneous appearance 00:19 Ladies and gentlemen 00:19 Objective completed 00:15 Where are you guys going 00:40 What are you afraid of 00:30 Drinking glass 01:27 Let me tell you something 00:22 What the hell is the matter with you 00:21 Do you know what most people are liking at night 00:38 Is how you kick ass 00:14 To make these golden fluffy pancakes 00:16 You cannot hold your water with that story 00:12 Grasshopper disassembled 00:19 You didn't come a million miles to do television commercials 00:33 He doesn't look sick 00:36 What's so safe about blowing people up 00:19 Is that a 'yes' or the number of your intelligence quotient 00:15 Don't squeeze the Charmin 00:26 Are you sure you weren't doing any steering or anything like... 00:23 This may be hilarious where you come from 00:23 Originally I had non military purposes in mind 00:39 What the hell does it need input for 00:15 Did she stick her tongue down your throat 00:16 Who is knowing how to read the mind of a robot 00:39 It's malfunctioning 00:36 I should have known 01:14 Tell him where home is 00:35 What do you make of this 00:18 Rethink yourself 00:22 So now I am having no job to speak about 00:17 I'll fix their wagon 00:20 Jerk of the world 00:14 Escaped Robot Fights for His Life 00:22 So what are these guys used for 00:14 Go back to your nuclear warheads 00:39 Haven't you had enough of this stuff 00:16 I knew they'd pick me 00:48 It doesn't get sad 00:48 How can it refuse to turn itself off 01:00 He is hiding in the toilet 00:35 You broke the unwritten law 00:16 Number 5 stupid name 00:18 Disassemble ALL OVER THE PLACE 00:21 Can you believe it's been five years since I've driven 00:21 I'd like to speak to one of your head warmongers 00:15 Don't tell me its laser is still armed 00:13 What planet is this guy from 00:50 Who told you you could take Number One 00:28 What if it goes out and melts down a bus load of nuns 00:29 And I'm going to need some Hueys 00:16 Will you grow up 00:12 Life is NOT a malfunction 00:39 I let you tear my house to shreds and you're a robot 00:18 I hope you took the grass out of the glove compartment 00:10 Beautiful animal 00:17 I enjoyed repeatedly throwing you to the ground 00:27 We're going to have to ask you to surrender the robot 00:23 Will he kill me if I stop 00:14 I am sporting a tremendous woody 02:25 There's a priest 00:23 You're not a machine 00:23 But you can't die 00:23 You're a machine 00:14 Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too 00:19 I don't know about you