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"Short Circuit" quotes

Short Circuit poster
Number 5 of a group of experimental robots in a lab is electrocuted, suddenly becomes intelligent, and escapes.

Director: John Badham
Writer: S.S. Wilson, Brent Maddock, Jay Tarses
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, family, sci-fi
Year: 1986
MetaScore: 50/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $40,697,761
Released: 09 May 1986
Awards: 1 win & 3 nominations

90 Clips

Number 5Stephanie SpeckNewton CrosbyBen JabituyaDukeHoward MarnerFarmer's WifeSkroederBenjamin JabituyaFrankNumber 2Number 1Number 3Number 4ReporterSenator Mills
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Your mama was a snow blower - Short Circuit 00:13 Your mama was a snow blower Number 5 is alive - Short Circuit 00:11 Number 5 is alive That's information - Short Circuit 00:14 That's information Where are you from - Short Circuit 00:15 Where are you from I am standing here beside myself - Short Circuit 00:14 I am standing here beside myself I am thinking she is a virgin - Short Circuit 00:18 I am thinking she is a virgin You sure don't talk like a machine - Short Circuit 00:14 You sure don't talk like a machine Of course I know it's wrong to kill - Short Circuit 00:31 Of course I know it's wrong to kill With excitement like this - Short Circuit 00:17 With excitement like this We are wasting valueless time here - Short Circuit 00:14 We are wasting valueless time here I don't know about you - Short Circuit 00:19 I don't know about you Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too - Short Circuit 00:14 Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too You're not a machine - Short Circuit 00:23 You're not a machine There's a priest - Short Circuit 02:25 There's a priest I am sporting a tremendous woody - Short Circuit 00:14 I am sporting a tremendous woody Will he kill me if I stop - Short Circuit 00:23 Will he kill me if I stop We're going to have to ask you to surrender the robot - Short Circuit 00:27 We're going to have to ask you to surrender the robot I enjoyed repeatedly throwing you to the ground - Short Circuit 00:17 I enjoyed repeatedly throwing you to the ground Beautiful animal - Short Circuit 00:10 Beautiful animal I hope you took the grass out of the glove compartment - Short Circuit 00:18 I hope you took the grass out of the glove compartment I let you tear my house to shreds and you're a robot - Short Circuit 00:39 I let you tear my house to shreds and you're a robot Life is NOT a malfunction - Short Circuit 00:12 Life is NOT a malfunction Will you grow up - Short Circuit 00:16 Will you grow up And I'm going to need some Hueys - Short Circuit 00:29 And I'm going to need some Hueys What if it goes out and melts down a bus load of nuns - Short Circuit 00:28 What if it goes out and melts down a bus load of nuns Who told you you could take Number One - Short Circuit 00:50 Who told you you could take Number One What planet is this guy from - Short Circuit 00:13 What planet is this guy from Don't tell me its laser is still armed - Short Circuit 00:15 Don't tell me its laser is still armed I'd like to speak to one of your head warmongers - Short Circuit 00:21 I'd like to speak to one of your head warmongers Can you believe it's been five years since I've driven - Short Circuit 00:21 Can you believe it's been five years since I've... Disassemble ALL OVER THE PLACE - Short Circuit 00:18 Disassemble ALL OVER THE PLACE Number 5 stupid name - Short Circuit 00:16 Number 5 stupid name You broke the unwritten law - Short Circuit 00:35 You broke the unwritten law He is hiding in the toilet - Short Circuit 01:00 He is hiding in the toilet It doesn't get sad - Short Circuit 00:48 It doesn't get sad I knew they'd pick me - Short Circuit 00:16 I knew they'd pick me Haven't you had enough of this stuff - Short Circuit 00:39 Haven't you had enough of this stuff Go back to your nuclear warheads - Short Circuit 00:14 Go back to your nuclear warheads So what are these guys used for - Short Circuit 00:22 So what are these guys used for Escaped Robot Fights for His Life - Short Circuit 00:14 Escaped Robot Fights for His Life Jerk of the world - Short Circuit 00:20 Jerk of the world I'll fix their wagon - Short Circuit 00:17 I'll fix their wagon So now I am having no job to speak about - Short Circuit 00:22 So now I am having no job to speak about Rethink yourself - Short Circuit 00:18 Rethink yourself What do you make of this - Short Circuit 00:35 What do you make of this Tell him where home is - Short Circuit 01:14 Tell him where home is I should have known - Short Circuit 00:36 I should have known It's malfunctioning - Short Circuit 00:39 It's malfunctioning Who is knowing how to read the mind of a robot - Short Circuit 00:16 Who is knowing how to read the mind of a robot Did she stick her tongue down your throat - Short Circuit 00:15 Did she stick her tongue down your throat What the hell does it need input for - Short Circuit 00:39 What the hell does it need input for Originally I had non military purposes in mind - Short Circuit 00:23 Originally I had non military purposes in mind This may be hilarious where you come from - Short Circuit 00:23 This may be hilarious where you come from Are you sure you weren't doing any steering or anything like that - Short Circuit 00:26 Are you sure you weren't doing any steering or anything... Don't squeeze the Charmin - Short Circuit 00:15 Don't squeeze the Charmin Is that a 'yes' or the number of your intelligence quotient - Short Circuit 00:19 Is that a 'yes' or the number of your intelligence... What's so safe about blowing people up - Short Circuit 00:36 What's so safe about blowing people up He doesn't look sick - Short Circuit 00:33 He doesn't look sick You didn't come a million miles to do television commercials - Short Circuit 00:19 You didn't come a million miles to do television... Grasshopper disassembled - Short Circuit 00:12 Grasshopper disassembled You cannot hold your water with that story - Short Circuit 00:16 You cannot hold your water with that story To make these golden fluffy pancakes - Short Circuit 00:14 To make these golden fluffy pancakes Is how you kick ass - Short Circuit 00:38 Is how you kick ass Do you know what most people are liking at night - Short Circuit 00:21 Do you know what most people are liking at night What the hell is the matter with you - Short Circuit 00:22 What the hell is the matter with you Let me tell you something - Short Circuit 01:27 Let me tell you something Drinking glass - Short Circuit 00:30 Drinking glass What are you afraid of - Short Circuit 00:40 What are you afraid of Where are you guys going - Short Circuit 00:15 Where are you guys going Ladies and gentlemen - Short Circuit 00:19 Ladies and gentlemen You must make instantaneous appearance - Short Circuit 00:50 You must make instantaneous appearance Where did you disappear to - Short Circuit 00:16 Where did you disappear to Do you know the word friend - Short Circuit 00:22 Do you know the word friend Get to know each other - Short Circuit 00:24 Get to know each other Home of the beaver - Short Circuit 00:20 Home of the beaver I can't reassemble - Short Circuit 00:44 I can't reassemble Would you quit doing that - Short Circuit 00:23 Would you quit doing that Did he try to molest you in any way - Short Circuit 00:20 Did he try to molest you in any way Turn off the TV - Short Circuit 00:23 Turn off the TV Twenty five thousand dollars - Short Circuit 00:13 Twenty five thousand dollars I don't know where to go - Short Circuit 00:12 I don't know where to go Here's the deal - Short Circuit 00:56 Here's the deal If one of them comes near you - Short Circuit 00:20 If one of them comes near you You kidnapped him - Short Circuit 00:11 You kidnapped him I hope you brought enough for everybody - Short Circuit 00:22 I hope you brought enough for everybody I let you tear my house to shreads and youre a robot - Short Circuit 00:21 I let you tear my house to shreads and youre a robot
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Cast

Stephanie Speck - Ally Sheedy
Newton Crosby - Steve Guttenberg
Ben Jabituya - Fisher Stevens
Howard Marner - Austin Pendleton
Skroeder - G.W. Bailey
All Cast