OK. Listen closely. There's a priest, a minister, and a rabbi. They're out playing golf....

Newton Crosby: OK. Listen closely. There's a priest, a minister, and a rabbi. They're out playing golf. They're deciding how much to give to charity. The priest says "We'll draw a circle on the ground, throw the money in the air, and whatever lands inside the circle, we'll give to charity." The minister says "No, we'll draw a circle on the ground, throw the money in the air, and whatever lands outside of the circle, that's what we'll give to charity." The rabbi says "No no no. We'll throw the money way up in the air, and whatever God wants, he keeps!" Number 5: Hmmmm. Oh, I get it! Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Nyuk, nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk! Stephanie Speck: What's going on? Is he laughing? Newton Crosby: Yeah! Yeah! And the joke wasn't even that funny, and I think I screwed up the punchline. Ha ha ha ha! Number 5: "Whatever God wants, he keeps!"

Now, listen close. There's a priest, a minister and a rabbi. They're out playing golf and they're trying to decide... how much to give to charity. So the priest says, we'll draw a circle on the ground... we'll throw the money way up in the air and whatever lands... inside the circle, we give to charity. The minister says "no", we'll draw a circle on the ground, we'll throw the money way up in the air and whatever lands outside the circle... that's what we give to charity. The rabbi says "no, no, no"... we'll throw the money way up in the air... and whatever God wants, He keeps. Oh! I get it. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho... What's the matter? - Is he laughing? - Yeah. And the joke wasn't even that funny. And I figured I screwed up the punch line. Whatever God wants He keeps. Well, you look kinda shook up. Yeah, it's really true. Spontaneous emotional response. I am alive. Yes? Yeah, yeah, yes you are. Yes! Yes! Hey! I hope you bought enough for everybody. Give me one, too, Steph. Oh, right on the sensor. Danger! Nova! All right, come on, come down. Why? Just tell them he's alive. Well, it doesn't look like they want to hear that. What? Wait a minute. The plan was: We convince you, and you convince them. Damn it, Crosby, you lied to me again. Deploy! Hit it, hit it, hit it! Deploy!