What the hell does it need input for? I don't know; I guess it can't triangulate its...
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Skroeder:
What the hell does it need input for?
Newton Crosby:
I don't know; I guess it can't triangulate its position.
Howard Marner:
That's a simple function.
Newton Crosby:
Can you triangulate YOUR position, Howard?
Howard Marner:
No.
Newton Crosby:
Well, then - there you go!
Transcript
Malfunction, need input.
What the hell's a need input for?
I don't know,
I guess it can't triangulate his position.
That's a simple function.
Do you know how to triangulate
your position, Howard?
- No.
- Well, then, there you go.
I'm glad you think
this is all such a joke, Crosby.
Don't worry, Skroeder,
you're not going to miss a meal.
Just shut it down, pick it up.
Unable, malfunction.
How can it refuse to turn itself off?
Maybe it's pissed off.
It's a machine, Skroeder,
it doesn't get pissed off...
it doesn't get happy, it doesn't get sad,
it doesn't laugh at your jokes.
- It just runs programming.
- Usually runs programs.
Anybody try the homing device yet?
Clip duration: 39 seconds
Views: 299
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 21 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, family, sci-fi
Summary: Number 5 of a group of experimental robots in a lab is electrocuted, suddenly becomes intelligent, and escapes.
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