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"Showgirls" quotes

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Nomi, a young drifter, arrives in Las Vegas to become a dancer and soon sets about clawing and pushing her way to become the top of the Vegas showgirls.

Director: Paul Verhoeven
Writer: Joe Eszterhas
Production: N/A
Genre: drama
Year: 1995
MetaScore: 16/100
ImdbRating: 4.9
BoxOffice: $20,350,754
Released: 22 Sep 1995
Awards: 10 wins & 10 nominations

108 video clips

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You got me the audition didn't you - Showgirls 00:31 You got me the audition didn't you Should we walk into the wind - Showgirls 00:33 Should we walk into the wind Must be weird not having anybody come on you - Showgirls 00:05 Must be weird not having anybody come on you Man everybody got aids and shit - Showgirls 00:04 Man everybody got aids and shit There's always someone younger and hungrier - Showgirls 00:09 There's always someone younger and hungrier Where are you from - Showgirls 00:08 Where are you from If you want to last longer than a week - Showgirls 00:17 If you want to last longer than a week She looks better than a 10 inch dick and you know it - Showgirls 00:07 She looks better than a 10 inch dick and you know it Eat a lot of brown rice and vegetables - Showgirls 00:04 Eat a lot of brown rice and vegetables It doesn't suck - Showgirls 00:04 It doesn't suck Anybody here Back here - Showgirls 01:00 Anybody here Back here I'm erect - Showgirls 00:06 I'm erect You can't touch me but I can touch you - Showgirls 00:07 You can't touch me but I can touch you You could never handle me - Showgirls 00:15 You could never handle me Nice going That's great - Showgirls 00:32 Nice going That's great Don't they have - Showgirls 00:45 Don't they have I have a problem with pussy - Showgirls 00:06 I have a problem with pussy I want to thank you for looking out for me - Showgirls 00:40 I want to thank you for looking out for me Mmm I got my period - Showgirls 00:07 Mmm I got my period One day she looks like pollyanna - Showgirls 00:25 One day she looks like pollyanna Shh It's okay - Showgirls 00:11 Shh It's okay Have you ever done a lap dance before - Showgirls 00:31 Have you ever done a lap dance before I get a headache from champagne - Showgirls 00:46 I get a headache from champagne You lose all your money honey - Showgirls 00:14 You lose all your money honey Come back when you've fucked off this baby fat - Showgirls 00:05 Come back when you've fucked off this baby fat You got something wrong with your nipples No - Showgirls 00:18 You got something wrong with your nipples No You're a fucking stripper Don't you get it - Showgirls 00:05 You're a fucking stripper Don't you get it Oh fuck - Showgirls 00:10 Oh fuck You nervous Don't be - Showgirls 00:19 You nervous Don't be My right hand's so tight I can barely thread a needle - Showgirls 00:10 My right hand's so tight I can barely thread a needle Julie you fucking slut Touch my makeup again I'll kill you - Showgirls 00:12 Julie you fucking slut Touch my makeup again I'll kill... Molly this top is too tight - Showgirls 00:16 Molly this top is too tight Where do you dance at - Showgirls 00:21 Where do you dance at How did she do - Showgirls 00:17 How did she do You want a knuckle sandwich - Showgirls 00:06 You want a knuckle sandwich Hope this is Tiffany - Showgirls 00:26 Hope this is Tiffany We could've brought anyone into this show - Showgirls 00:19 We could've brought anyone into this show She misses us like that lump on my twat - Showgirls 00:08 She misses us like that lump on my twat I just went to Carver - Showgirls 00:08 I just went to Carver Okay ladies I'm Tony Moss - Showgirls 00:29 Okay ladies I'm Tony Moss You gamble No - Showgirls 00:05 You gamble No I'm getting a little too old for that whorey look - Showgirls 00:05 I'm getting a little too old for that whorey look Can you walk Yeah - Showgirls 00:05 Can you walk Yeah You fucked her didn't you - Showgirls 00:12 You fucked her didn't you Higher Not that high - Showgirls 00:20 Higher Not that high You do eat brown rice and vegetables don't you - Showgirls 00:05 You do eat brown rice and vegetables don't you What's funny Cristal Connors is a star Sam - Showgirls 00:32 What's funny Cristal Connors is a star Sam Fucker Fuck off - Showgirls 00:05 Fucker Fuck off What is he a pimp - Showgirls 00:13 What is he a pimp We'll have some lobster Did you ever hear Caesar sing - Showgirls 00:06 We'll have some lobster Did you ever hear Caesar sing You fuck him for the spot or because you wanted to - Showgirls 00:25 You fuck him for the spot or because you wanted to Dancing and fucking right - Showgirls 00:16 Dancing and fucking right They're gonna a smiling snatch if you don't fix this g string - Showgirls 00:05 They're gonna a smiling snatch if you don't fix... Your friend has nice nails - Showgirls 00:09 Your friend has nice nails If you're smart and I was smart - Showgirls 00:08 If you're smart and I was smart Can you spell mgm backwards I bet you can't - Showgirls 00:07 Can you spell mgm backwards I bet you can't Nomi's got heat - Showgirls 00:12 Nomi's got heat Who was he Zack - Showgirls 00:14 Who was he Zack She couldn't have seen it - Showgirls 00:46 She couldn't have seen it Hey pollyanna - Showgirls 00:07 Hey pollyanna How did you get out - Showgirls 00:13 How did you get out Nobody's gonna take my lead anyway darlin' - Showgirls 00:09 Nobody's gonna take my lead anyway darlin' I want to see some attitude - Showgirls 00:13 I want to see some attitude It's not like I'm seeing any money - Showgirls 00:10 It's not like I'm seeing any money I wrote this number - Showgirls 00:11 I wrote this number Come on Look what you done - Showgirls 00:20 Come on Look what you done Who you fuck is your business - Showgirls 00:07 Who you fuck is your business The farmer in the dell - Showgirls 00:21 The farmer in the dell Life sucks shit happens - Showgirls 00:06 Life sucks shit happens You can fuck me when you love me - Showgirls 00:32 You can fuck me when you love me I gotta go Aren't you gonna come here - Showgirls 00:56 I gotta go Aren't you gonna come here What are these watermelons - Showgirls 00:09 What are these watermelons You're the only one who could get my tits popping right - Showgirls 00:06 You're the only one who could get my tits popping right Are you hitting on me - Showgirls 00:07 Are you hitting on me Hi My name is Heather - Showgirls 00:24 Hi My name is Heather Fuck Fuck - Showgirls 00:06 Fuck Fuck Bye darlin' - Showgirls 00:04 Bye darlin' Later Where are the police - Showgirls 00:42 Later Where are the police Jerk you don't have to be to work for three hours - Showgirls 00:11 Jerk you don't have to be to work for three hours You want to dance - Showgirls 00:09 You want to dance Know the best advice I ever got - Showgirls 00:24 Know the best advice I ever got I got an mba for this - Showgirls 00:04 I got an mba for this I like your songs Thank you - Showgirls 00:09 I like your songs Thank you You need more pink - Showgirls 00:07 You need more pink Wait you need more orange - Showgirls 00:04 Wait you need more orange You don't want to be in this kind of show - Showgirls 00:16 You don't want to be in this kind of show Hop in pard This here's your lucky day - Showgirls 00:05 Hop in pard This here's your lucky day Guys upstage left monkey shit - Showgirls 00:04 Guys upstage left monkey shit What am I doing here - Showgirls 00:10 What am I doing here
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Cast

Nomi Malone - Elizabeth Berkley
Zack Carey - Kyle MacLachlan
Cristal Connors - Gina Gershon
James Smith - Glenn Plummer
Al Torres - Robert Davi
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