"Shrek 2" quotes
Shrek and Fiona travel to the Kingdom of Far Far Away, where Fiona's parents are King and Queen, to celebrate their marriage. When they arrive, they find they are not as welcome as they thought they would be.
Director: Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, Conrad Vernon
Writer: William Steig, Andrew Adamson, Joe Stillman
Production: N/A
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 75/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $441,226,247
Released: 19 May 2004
Awards: Nominated for 2 Oscars. 18 wins & 52 nominations total
255 Clips
00:41 You're unbelievable You're behaving like a
00:09 You're tense I want to rub his shoulders
01:44 Your fallen tears have called to me
00:20 Your fallen tears have called to me
00:06 You wouldn't have had anything to do
with this, would y...
00:06 Growls I told you
00:05 You know how many cats can wear boots Honestly
00:18 You have engaged my valuable
services, Your Majesty.
00:07 Whoa whoa If we need an expert on licking ourselves...
00:13 Whoa!
00:34 Who dares enter my room
00:19 [Whistles] Come on!
00:06 Whinnies Run run run as fast you can
00:07 Whatever happens I must not cry
00:16 What Is it on Is it on
00:55 What in Grimm's name are you doing here
00:15 What Do you still know the Muffin Man
00:22 What about my Miranda rights
00:21 We made a deal Harold and I assume you don't want me to...
00:05 We are definitely not in the swamp anymore
00:04 Today I repay my debt
00:09 There it is Mongo To the castle
00:13 The sun'll come out
00:05 The position of annoying talking animal has already been...
00:12 The Kingdom of Far Far Away Donkey
00:19 Thank you, gentlemen!
Someday, I will repay you.
00:09 Thank you gentlemen Someday I will repay you
00:09 TGIF, eh, buddy?
00:09 TGIF eh buddy
00:05 Take the sword and neuter him Give him the Bob Barker...
00:06 Stop Ogre I have misjudged you Join the club We've got...
00:47 Softly Who on earth are they Softly I think that's our...
00:48 So Fiona tell us about where you live
00:10 Shrek
00:07 Shrek and I took some magic potion And well
00:21 Shrek Face it Donkey We're lost
00:10 Shrek Aw come on Donkey Look at him
00:14 Puss!
00:03 Puss and Donkey y'all
00:10 Puss do you think you could get to those on top
00:03 Pray for mercy from Puss
00:05 Pray for mercy from Puss
00:11 - [Popping]
- [Shrieks]
00:07 Pick me I'll be your true love I'll be your true...
00:05 Oh You got a puppy All I got in my room was shampoo
00:05 Oh uh sorry I thought that question was directed at me
00:04 Oh stop being such a drama king
00:15 Oh no That's the old Keebler's place Let's...
00:15 Oh no Por favor Please
00:09 Oh God Help me please My racing days are over
00:19 Now we have to go
00:19 No They just want to give you their blessing
00:10 No Dad It's all right It's all right He's...
00:11 Nice catch, Donkey!
00:10 Look out Princess Here comes the new me
00:06 Look A little cat
00:07 Let's not sit here with our tummies rumbling Everybody...
00:07 Laughs Hey You still look like a noble steed to me
00:19 I've made changes for you, Shrek.
Think about that.
00:29 It's time you stop living in a fairy tale Shrek
00:06 It's going to be champagne wishes and caviar dreams...
00:19 It's a bit early to be
thinking about that, isn't ...
00:07 Is that glitter on your lips
00:07 In some cultures donkeys are revered as the wisest of...
00:03 I'm a real boy
00:26 I want what any princess wants.
00:14 I want what any princess wants
00:31 I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be
00:04 I see London I see France
00:05 I need a hero
00:49 I knew this would happen
00:30 I need some sleep
00:04 I hate Mondays
00:07 I got to go to the bathroom
00:13 I don't want to die I don't want to die I...
00:11 I don't care whose fault it is Just get this place...
00:10 How do you feel
00:05 How do you explain Sergeant Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club...
00:22 Hit it Move 'em on Head 'em up Head 'em up...
Cast
Shrek - Mike Myers
Donkey - Eddie Murphy
Princess Fiona - Cameron Diaz
Queen - Julie Andrews
Puss In Boots - Antonio Banderas