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Shrek and Fiona travel to the Kingdom of Far Far Away, where Fiona's parents are King and Queen, to celebrate their marriage. When they arrive, they find they are not as welcome as they thou... Read all

Director: Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, Conrad Vernon
Writer: William Steig, Andrew Adamson, Joe Stillman
Production: DreamWorks SKG, Pacific Data Images (PDI)
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 75/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $441,226,247
Released: 19 May 2004
Awards: Nominated for 2 Oscars. 18 wins & 52 nominations total

121 Clips & Quotes

Tell a lie - Shrek 2 00:44 Tell a lie I don't  feel  any different - Shrek 2 00:28 I don't feel any different I have misjudged you - Shrek 2 00:14 I have misjudged you Don't worry - Shrek 2 00:30 Don't worry What about my Miranda rights - Shrek 2 00:55 What about my Miranda rights Who on earth are they - Shrek 2 01:45 Who on earth are they Think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you - Shrek 2 01:19 Think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you She's not seeing any clients today - Shrek 2 01:18 She's not seeing any clients today I'm melting - Shrek 2 00:29 I'm melting I hate Mondays - Shrek 2 00:10 I hate Mondays You got a puppy - Shrek 2 00:20 You got a puppy Bet my bottom - Shrek 2 00:23 Bet my bottom Are you kiddin' - Shrek 2 00:38 Are you kiddin' Move 'em on - Shrek 2 00:48 Move 'em on In a kingdom far - Shrek 2 03:18 In a kingdom far We're sexy - Shrek 2 00:17 We're sexy Are we there yet - Shrek 2 00:12 Are we there yet I'll be your true love - Shrek 2 00:19 I'll be your true love That's where we're going - Shrek 2 00:18 That's where we're going I'm sorry - Shrek 2 00:22 I'm sorry A little cat - Shrek 2 00:13 A little cat FOR FIVE MINUTES - Shrek 2 00:17 FOR FIVE MINUTES My racing days are over - Shrek 2 00:20 My racing days are over Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club Band - Shrek 2 00:19 Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club Band Or if I forget - Shrek 2 00:22 Or if I forget He croaked - Shrek 2 01:25 He croaked With the  ogre  I married - Shrek 2 00:21 With the ogre I married Pray for mercy from Puss - Shrek 2 00:15 Pray for mercy from Puss And Donkey - Shrek 2 00:12 And Donkey Bon app tit - Shrek 2 00:14 Bon app tit Bad donkey - Shrek 2 00:36 Bad donkey Where are we - Shrek 2 00:39 Where are we I implore you - Shrek 2 00:39 I implore you I repay my debt - Shrek 2 00:14 I repay my debt Who dares enter my room - Shrek 2 01:07 Who dares enter my room Look at me - Shrek 2 00:19 Look at me Get your fine Corinthian footwear and your cat cheeks out of my face - Shrek 2 00:24 Get your fine Corinthian footwear and your cat cheeks out of... Tell us about where you live - Shrek 2 01:10 Tell us about where you live If we ever need an expert on licking ourselves - Shrek 2 00:24 If we ever need an expert on licking ourselves That's the old Keebler's place - Shrek 2 00:49 That's the old Keebler's place To the castle - Shrek 2 00:15 To the castle You still look like a noble steed to me - Shrek 2 00:18 You still look like a noble steed to me A cute button nose - Shrek 2 00:14 A cute button nose Some gender confused WOLF telling him that HIS princess is already married - Shrek 2 01:05 Some gender confused WOLF telling him that HIS princess is... It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick - Shrek 2 00:24 It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle... Your majesty - Shrek 2 00:27 Your majesty I see London - Shrek 2 00:12 I see London If you dare - Shrek 2 00:09 If you dare You're so tense - Shrek 2 00:29 You're so tense Stop being such a drama king - Shrek 2 00:17 Stop being such a drama king They just want to give us their blessing - Shrek 2 00:48 They just want to give us their blessing We're lost - Shrek 2 01:17 We're lost Why the long face - Shrek 2 00:15 Why the long face Is that glitter on your lips - Shrek 2 00:18 Is that glitter on your lips I could be - Shrek 2 00:09 I could be How many cats can wear boots - Shrek 2 00:15 How many cats can wear boots That is nasty - Shrek 2 00:10 That is nasty We are definitly not in the swamp anymore - Shrek 2 00:16 We are definitly not in the swamp anymore Look at him - Shrek 2 02:08 Look at him The Fairy Godmother - Shrek 2 00:28 The Fairy Godmother Working hard or hardly working - Shrek 2 00:07 Working hard or hardly working I hate these ball shows - Shrek 2 00:33 I hate these ball shows No prolema - Shrek 2 00:34 No prolema We have to go - Shrek 2 00:40 We have to go Pardon me - Shrek 2 00:15 Pardon me Let's shave him - Shrek 2 00:13 Let's shave him I'm a real boy - Shrek 2 00:10 I'm a real boy Whatever happens - Shrek 2 00:12 Whatever happens I don't care whose fault this was - Shrek 2 00:41 I don't care whose fault this was Your fallen tears have called to me - Shrek 2 03:54 Your fallen tears have called to me Here comes the new me - Shrek 2 00:27 Here comes the new me You were supposed to give her the potion - Shrek 2 00:22 You were supposed to give her the potion Did I miss - Shrek 2 00:12 Did I miss In some cultures - Shrek 2 00:25 In some cultures Give him the Bob Barker treatment - Shrek 2 00:28 Give him the Bob Barker treatment Don't feel bad - Shrek 2 00:20 Don't feel bad Look at our little mutant babies - Shrek 2 00:17 Look at our little mutant babies You're acting like a - Shrek 2 00:37 You're acting like a So I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be - Shrek 2 00:50 So I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would... It's gonna be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on - Shrek 2 00:22 It's gonna be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on Handsome prince - Shrek 2 01:25 Handsome prince Fiona's father paid you to do this - Shrek 2 00:16 Fiona's father paid you to do this Isn't we supposed to be having a fiesta - Shrek 2 00:15 Isn't we supposed to be having a fiesta Puss and Donkey - Shrek 2 00:10 Puss and Donkey I'll have the Medieval Meal - Shrek 2 00:16 I'll have the Medieval Meal IT'S ALIVE - Shrek 2 00:09 IT'S ALIVE Green sausages at me - Shrek 2 00:20 Green sausages at me This is Fairy Godmother - Shrek 2 00:48 This is Fairy Godmother Already our minds are becoming one - Shrek 2 00:22 Already our minds are becoming one I just wish I could be the man you deserve - Shrek 2 00:28 I just wish I could be the man you deserve I shall render his head from his shoulders - Shrek 2 00:55 I shall render his head from his shoulders Not my fault - Shrek 2 00:10 Not my fault Muffin Man - Shrek 2 00:18 Muffin Man Do you still know the Muffin Man - Shrek 2 00:30 Do you still know the Muffin Man I told you ogres don't live happily ever after - Shrek 2 00:19 I told you ogres don't live happily ever after I got to go to the bathroom - Shrek 2 00:18 I got to go to the bathroom Let's not sit here with our tummies rumbling - Shrek 2 00:23 Let's not sit here with our tummies rumbling Your fallen tears have come to me - Shrek 2 00:31 Your fallen tears have come to me I think you might've drunk the Farty Ever After potion - Shrek 2 00:21 I think you might've drunk the Farty Ever After potion I need a hero - Shrek 2 00:10 I need a hero What should I say - Shrek 2 00:39 What should I say It's just the rain - Shrek 2 00:21 It's just the rain Meet their mommas - Shrek 2 00:08 Meet their mommas Bet your bottom - Shrek 2 00:24 Bet your bottom Once upon a time - Shrek 2 03:16 Once upon a time The position of annoying talking animal has already been taken - Shrek 2 00:22 The position of annoying talking animal has already been... I was doing it for my family - Shrek 2 00:39 I was doing it for my family I had hoped you would never see me like this - Shrek 2 01:24 I had hoped you would never see me like this You great stupid pastry - Shrek 2 00:10 You great stupid pastry He helped rescue me from the dragon - Shrek 2 00:25 He helped rescue me from the dragon You have forced me to do something I really don't want to do - Shrek 2 00:41 You have forced me to do something I really don't want to do B b but the whole kingdom's turned out to celebrate your marriage - Shrek 2 02:04 B b but the whole kingdom's turned out to celebrate your... We can't be lost - Shrek 2 01:20 We can't be lost Would you mind letting me go - Shrek 2 00:17 Would you mind letting me go A talking horse - Shrek 2 00:41 A talking horse Almost everybody who meets you wants to kill you - Shrek 2 00:18 Almost everybody who meets you wants to kill you Sleeping Beauty - Shrek 2 01:21 Sleeping Beauty What in Grimm's name are you doing here - Shrek 2 01:18 What in Grimm's name are you doing here Lived happily ever after - Shrek 2 01:10 Lived happily ever after In his wee lil' boots - Shrek 2 00:20 In his wee lil' boots Fire up the ovens - Shrek 2 00:14 Fire up the ovens

Cast

Shrek - Mike Myers
Donkey - Eddie Murphy
Princess Fiona - Cameron Diaz
Puss In Boots - Antonio Banderas
Prince Charming - Rupert Everett
Fairy Godmother - Jennifer Saunders
Page / Elf / Nobleman / Nobleman's Son (voice) - Kelly Asbury
Pinocchio - Cody Cameron
Gingerbread Man - Conrad Vernon
Blind Mouse - Christopher Knights
Herald / Man with Box (voice) - David P. Smith
Mirror - Mark Moseley
Fast Food Clerk - Kelly Cooney
Bar Frog (voice) - Wendy Bilanski
Ugly Stepsister - Larry King
Receptionist - Guillaume Aretos
Humphries / Magic Mirror (voice) - Chris Miller
Doll / Jill (voice) - Latifa Ouaou
Maiden #1 - Alina Phelan
Maiden #2 - Erika Thomas
Joan Rivers (voice) - Joan Rivers
Captain of the Guards - Andrew Adamson