"Shrek 2" quotes

00:04 I need a hero 00:50 I mean how charming can I be 00:30 It's time you stop living in a fairytale Shrek 00:22 We made a deal Harold I assume you don't want me to go back... 00:55 1 knew this would happen You should You started it 00:36 Excuse me I'm looking for the Ugly Stepsister 00:05 I think you might've drunk the Farty Ever After potion 00:20 Your fallen tears have come to me 00:09 Let's not sit here with our tummies rumbling 00:07 Happiness is just a teardrop away 00:08 I told you ogres don't live happily ever after 00:05 Puss and Donkey 00:11 Excuse me 00:09 Harold Shrek 00:28 This is Fairy Godmother 00:17 Do you still know the Muffin Man 00:13 In his wee lil' boots 00:10 I'll have the Medieval Meal 00:06 Isn't we supposed to be having a fiesta 00:07 I got to go to the bathroom 00:10 Not my fault 00:21 I shall render his head from his shoulders 00:16 I just wish I could be the man you deserve 00:07 It's gonna be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on 00:07 Green sausages at me 00:04 Sorry I thought that question was directed at me 00:05 No no Be good 00:07 Fiona's father paid you to do this 00:04 Hey gorgeous 00:15 Well the abs are fab and it's gluteus to the maximus here at... 00:17 I don't care whose fault this was 00:09 In some cultures 00:10 You were supposed to give her the potion 00:13 No prolema 00:13 Donkey You're a A stallion baby 00:10 Working hard or hardly working 00:10 The Fairy Godmother 00:14 Already our minds are becoming one 00:15 You're so tense 1 want to rub his shoulders 00:05 I'm a real boy 00:12 Why the long face 00:05 Look at our little mutant babies 00:34 So I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would... 00:42 You're acting like a 00:06 Give him the Bob Barker treatment 00:09 Let's shave him 00:14 A cute button nose 00:14 I hate these ball shows 00:05 You still look like a noble steed to me 00:05 Run run run as fast you can 00:06 We are definitly not in the swamp anymore 00:08 How many cats can wear boots 00:09 Whatever happens 00:07 Get your fine Corinthian footwear and your cat cheeks out of... 00:59 B b but the whole kingdom's turned out to celebrate your... 00:13 Stop being such a drama king 00:17 That's the old Keebler's place 00:18 Your majesty 00:08 And Donkey 00:11 Is that glitter on your lips 00:08 It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle... 00:07 Did I miss 00:20 They just want to give us their blessing 00:04 I see London 00:10 That is nasty 00:07 Pray for mercy from Puss 00:22 Some gender confused WOLF telling him that HIS princess is... 00:11 Here comes the new me 00:06 I repay my debt 00:08 If we ever need an expert on licking ourselves 00:34 Who dares enter my room 00:10 Are we there yet 00:05 I know it would mean the world to Fiona 00:10 FOR FIVE MINUTES 00:04 If you dare 00:48 Tell us about where you live 00:18 That's where we're going 00:20 Look at me 00:15 With the ogre I married 00:08 I could be