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"Shrek 2" quotes

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Shrek and Fiona travel to the Kingdom of Far Far Away, where Fiona's parents are King and Queen, to celebrate their marriage. When they arrive, they find they are not as welcome as they thought they would be.

Director: Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, Conrad Vernon
Writer: William Steig, Andrew Adamson, Joe Stillman
Production: N/A
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 75/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $441,226,247
Released: 19 May 2004
Awards: Nominated for 2 Oscars. 18 wins & 52 nominations total
You're unbelievable You're behaving like a - Shrek 2 00:41 You're unbelievable You're behaving like a You're tense I want to rub his shoulders - Shrek 2 00:09 You're tense I want to rub his shoulders Your fallen tears have called to me - Shrek 2 01:44 Your fallen tears have called to me Your fallen tears have called to me - Shrek 2 00:20 Your fallen tears have called to me You wouldn't have had anything to do
with this, would you, Harold? - Shrek 2 00:06 You wouldn't have had anything to do with this, would y... Growls I told you - Shrek 2 00:06 Growls I told you You know how many cats can wear boots Honestly - Shrek 2 00:05 You know how many cats can wear boots Honestly You have engaged my valuable
services, Your Majesty. - Shrek 2 00:18 You have engaged my valuable services, Your Majesty. Whoa whoa If we need an expert on licking ourselves we'll give you a call - Shrek 2 00:07 Whoa whoa If we need an expert on licking ourselves... Whoa! - Shrek 2 00:13 Whoa! Who dares enter my room - Shrek 2 00:34 Who dares enter my room [Whistles] Come on! - Shrek 2 00:19 [Whistles] Come on! Whinnies Run run run as fast you can - Shrek 2 00:06 Whinnies Run run run as fast you can Whatever happens I must not cry - Shrek 2 00:07 Whatever happens I must not cry What Is it on Is it on - Shrek 2 00:16 What Is it on Is it on What in Grimm's name are you doing here - Shrek 2 00:55 What in Grimm's name are you doing here What Do you still know the Muffin Man - Shrek 2 00:15 What Do you still know the Muffin Man What about my Miranda rights - Shrek 2 00:22 What about my Miranda rights We made a deal Harold and I assume you don't want me to go back on my part - Shrek 2 00:21 We made a deal Harold and I assume you don't want me to... We are definitely not in the swamp anymore - Shrek 2 00:05 We are definitely not in the swamp anymore Today I repay my debt - Shrek 2 00:04 Today I repay my debt There it is Mongo To the castle - Shrek 2 00:09 There it is Mongo To the castle The sun'll come out - Shrek 2 00:13 The sun'll come out The position of annoying talking animal has already been taken - Shrek 2 00:05 The position of annoying talking animal has already been... The Kingdom of Far Far Away Donkey - Shrek 2 00:12 The Kingdom of Far Far Away Donkey Thank you, gentlemen!
Someday, I will repay you. - Shrek 2 00:19 Thank you, gentlemen! Someday, I will repay you. Thank you gentlemen Someday I will repay you - Shrek 2 00:09 Thank you gentlemen Someday I will repay you TGIF, eh, buddy? - Shrek 2 00:09 TGIF, eh, buddy? TGIF eh buddy - Shrek 2 00:09 TGIF eh buddy Take the sword and neuter him Give him the Bob Barker treatment - Shrek 2 00:05 Take the sword and neuter him Give him the Bob Barker... Stop Ogre I have misjudged you Join the club We've got jackets - Shrek 2 00:06 Stop Ogre I have misjudged you Join the club We've got... Softly Who on earth are they Softly I think that's our little girl - Shrek 2 00:47 Softly Who on earth are they Softly I think that's our... So Fiona tell us about where you live - Shrek 2 00:48 So Fiona tell us about where you live Shrek - Shrek 2 00:10 Shrek Shrek and I took some magic potion And well - Shrek 2 00:07 Shrek and I took some magic potion And well Shrek Face it Donkey We're lost - Shrek 2 00:21 Shrek Face it Donkey We're lost Shrek Aw come on Donkey Look at him - Shrek 2 00:10 Shrek Aw come on Donkey Look at him Puss! - Shrek 2 00:14 Puss! Puss and Donkey y'all - Shrek 2 00:03 Puss and Donkey y'all Puss do you think you could get to those on top - Shrek 2 00:10 Puss do you think you could get to those on top Pray for mercy from Puss - Shrek 2 00:03 Pray for mercy from Puss Pray for mercy from Puss - Shrek 2 00:05 Pray for mercy from Puss - [Popping]
- [Shrieks] - Shrek 2 00:11 - [Popping] - [Shrieks] Pick me I'll be your true love I'll be your true love - Shrek 2 00:07 Pick me I'll be your true love I'll be your true... Oh You got a puppy All I got in my room was shampoo - Shrek 2 00:05 Oh You got a puppy All I got in my room was shampoo Oh uh sorry I thought that question was directed at me - Shrek 2 00:05 Oh uh sorry I thought that question was directed at me Oh stop being such a drama king - Shrek 2 00:04 Oh stop being such a drama king Oh no That's the old Keebler's place Let's back away slowly - Shrek 2 00:15 Oh no That's the old Keebler's place Let's... Oh no Por favor Please - Shrek 2 00:15 Oh no Por favor Please Oh God Help me please My racing days are over - Shrek 2 00:09 Oh God Help me please My racing days are over Now we have to go - Shrek 2 00:19 Now we have to go No They just want to give you their blessing - Shrek 2 00:19 No They just want to give you their blessing No Dad It's all right It's all right He's with us - Shrek 2 00:10 No Dad It's all right It's all right He's... Nice catch, Donkey! - Shrek 2 00:11 Nice catch, Donkey! Look out Princess Here comes the new me - Shrek 2 00:10 Look out Princess Here comes the new me Look A little cat - Shrek 2 00:06 Look A little cat Let's not sit here with our tummies rumbling Everybody dig in - Shrek 2 00:07 Let's not sit here with our tummies rumbling Everybody... Laughs Hey You still look like a noble steed to me - Shrek 2 00:07 Laughs Hey You still look like a noble steed to me I've made changes for you, Shrek.
Think about that. - Shrek 2 00:19 I've made changes for you, Shrek. Think about that. It's time you stop living in a fairy tale Shrek - Shrek 2 00:29 It's time you stop living in a fairy tale Shrek It's going to be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on - Shrek 2 00:06 It's going to be champagne wishes and caviar dreams... It's a bit early to be
thinking about that, isn't it? - Shrek 2 00:19 It's a bit early to be thinking about that, isn't ... Is that glitter on your lips - Shrek 2 00:07 Is that glitter on your lips In some cultures donkeys are revered as the wisest of creatures - Shrek 2 00:07 In some cultures donkeys are revered as the wisest of... I'm a real boy - Shrek 2 00:03 I'm a real boy I want what any princess wants. - Shrek 2 00:26 I want what any princess wants. I want what any princess wants - Shrek 2 00:14 I want what any princess wants I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be - Shrek 2 00:31 I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be I see London I see France - Shrek 2 00:04 I see London I see France I need a hero - Shrek 2 00:05 I need a hero I knew this would happen - Shrek 2 00:49 I knew this would happen I need some sleep - Shrek 2 00:30 I need some sleep I hate Mondays - Shrek 2 00:04 I hate Mondays I got to go to the bathroom - Shrek 2 00:07 I got to go to the bathroom I don't want to die I don't want to die I don't want to die - Shrek 2 00:13 I don't want to die I don't want to die I... I don't care whose fault it is Just get this place cleaned up - Shrek 2 00:11 I don't care whose fault it is Just get this place... How do you feel - Shrek 2 00:10 How do you feel How do you explain Sergeant Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club Band - Shrek 2 00:05 How do you explain Sergeant Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club... Hit it Move 'em on Head 'em up Head 'em up move 'em on Head 'em up - Shrek 2 00:22 Hit it Move 'em on Head 'em up Head 'em up...

Cast

Shrek - Mike Myers
Donkey - Eddie Murphy
Princess Fiona - Cameron Diaz
Puss In Boots - Antonio Banderas