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"Shrek 2" quotes

Shrek 2 poster
Shrek and Fiona travel to the Kingdom of Far Far Away, where Fiona's parents are King and Queen, to celebrate their marriage. When they arrive, they find they are not as welcome as they thought they would be.

Director: Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, Conrad Vernon
Writer: William Steig, Andrew Adamson, Joe Stillman
Production: N/A
Genre: animation, adventure, comedy
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 75/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $441,226,247
Released: 19 May 2004
Awards: Nominated for 2 Oscars. 18 wins & 52 nominations total

255 video clips

DonkeyPuss-in-bootsShrekGingerbread ManKingQueenPrincess FionaReceptionistThe Ugly StepsisterMaiden #2Maiden #1Maiden #3Puss In BootsFairy GodmotherPrince CharmingPinocchioWolfFast Food ClerkBlind MouseCaptain Of The GuardsMirror
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Look at him - Shrek 2 02:08 Look at him Bon app tit - Shrek 2 00:14 Bon app tit IT'S ALIVE - Shrek 2 00:09 IT'S ALIVE What should I say - Shrek 2 00:39 What should I say She's not seeing any clients today - Shrek 2 01:18 She's not seeing any clients today It's just the rain - Shrek 2 00:21 It's just the rain Meet their mommas - Shrek 2 00:08 Meet their mommas Bet your bottom - Shrek 2 00:24 Bet your bottom Are you kiddin' - Shrek 2 00:38 Are you kiddin' Once upon a time - Shrek 2 03:16 Once upon a time The position of annoying talking animal has already been taken - Shrek 2 00:22 The position of annoying talking animal has already been... I'll be your true love - Shrek 2 00:19 I'll be your true love I was doing it for my family - Shrek 2 00:39 I was doing it for my family I had hoped you would never see me like this - Shrek 2 01:24 I had hoped you would never see me like this You great stupid pastry - Shrek 2 00:10 You great stupid pastry He helped rescue me from the dragon - Shrek 2 00:25 He helped rescue me from the dragon You have forced me to do something I really don't want to do - Shrek 2 00:41 You have forced me to do something I really don't want... A cute button nose - Shrek 2 00:14 A cute button nose You're so tense - Shrek 2 00:29 You're so tense We can't be lost - Shrek 2 01:20 We can't be lost Would you mind letting me go - Shrek 2 00:17 Would you mind letting me go Your fallen tears have called to me - Shrek 2 03:54 Your fallen tears have called to me A talking horse - Shrek 2 00:41 A talking horse So I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be - Shrek 2 00:50 So I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would... Almost everybody who meets you wants to kill you - Shrek 2 00:18 Almost everybody who meets you wants to kill you Lived happily ever after - Shrek 2 01:10 Lived happily ever after Fire up the ovens - Shrek 2 00:14 Fire up the ovens I don't feel any different - Shrek 2 00:09 I don't feel any different Don't worry - Shrek 2 00:11 Don't worry What about my Miranda rights - Shrek 2 00:28 What about my Miranda rights I have misjudged you - Shrek 2 00:07 I have misjudged you Harold Shrek - Shrek 2 00:09 Harold Shrek Think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you - Shrek 2 00:22 Think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you Catnip That's not mine - Shrek 2 00:04 Catnip That's not mine You got a puppy - Shrek 2 00:05 You got a puppy Who on earth are they - Shrek 2 00:51 Who on earth are they I hate Mondays - Shrek 2 00:04 I hate Mondays Or if I forget - Shrek 2 00:10 Or if I forget A little cat - Shrek 2 00:09 A little cat Are we there yet - Shrek 2 00:08 Are we there yet My racing days are over - Shrek 2 00:09 My racing days are over Pick me I'll be your true love I'll be your true love - Shrek 2 00:08 Pick me I'll be your true love I'll be your true... We're sexy - Shrek 2 00:08 We're sexy Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club Band - Shrek 2 00:09 Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club Band I could be - Shrek 2 00:08 I could be With the ogre I married - Shrek 2 00:15 With the ogre I married Look at me - Shrek 2 00:20 Look at me That's where we're going - Shrek 2 00:18 That's where we're going Tell us about where you live - Shrek 2 00:48 Tell us about where you live If you dare - Shrek 2 00:04 If you dare FOR FIVE MINUTES - Shrek 2 00:10 FOR FIVE MINUTES I know it would mean the world to Fiona - Shrek 2 00:05 I know it would mean the world to Fiona Are we there yet - Shrek 2 00:10 Are we there yet Who dares enter my room - Shrek 2 00:34 Who dares enter my room If we ever need an expert on licking ourselves - Shrek 2 00:08 If we ever need an expert on licking ourselves I repay my debt - Shrek 2 00:06 I repay my debt Here comes the new me - Shrek 2 00:11 Here comes the new me Some gender confused WOLF telling him that HIS princess is already married - Shrek 2 00:22 Some gender confused WOLF telling him that HIS princess is... Pray for mercy from Puss - Shrek 2 00:07 Pray for mercy from Puss That is nasty - Shrek 2 00:10 That is nasty I see London - Shrek 2 00:04 I see London They just want to give us their blessing - Shrek 2 00:20 They just want to give us their blessing Did I miss - Shrek 2 00:07 Did I miss It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick - Shrek 2 00:08 It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a... Is that glitter on your lips - Shrek 2 00:11 Is that glitter on your lips And Donkey - Shrek 2 00:08 And Donkey Your majesty - Shrek 2 00:18 Your majesty That's the old Keebler's place - Shrek 2 00:17 That's the old Keebler's place Stop being such a drama king - Shrek 2 00:13 Stop being such a drama king B b but the whole kingdom's turned out to celebrate your marriage - Shrek 2 00:59 B b but the whole kingdom's turned out to celebrate... Get your fine Corinthian footwear and your cat cheeks out of my face - Shrek 2 00:07 Get your fine Corinthian footwear and your cat cheeks out of... Whatever happens - Shrek 2 00:09 Whatever happens How many cats can wear boots - Shrek 2 00:08 How many cats can wear boots We are definitly not in the swamp anymore - Shrek 2 00:06 We are definitly not in the swamp anymore You still look like a noble steed to me - Shrek 2 00:05 You still look like a noble steed to me Run run run as fast you can - Shrek 2 00:05 Run run run as fast you can I hate these ball shows - Shrek 2 00:14 I hate these ball shows A cute button nose - Shrek 2 00:14 A cute button nose Let's shave him - Shrek 2 00:09 Let's shave him Give him the Bob Barker treatment - Shrek 2 00:06 Give him the Bob Barker treatment You're acting like a - Shrek 2 00:42 You're acting like a So I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be - Shrek 2 00:34 So I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would... Look at our little mutant babies - Shrek 2 00:05 Look at our little mutant babies Why the long face - Shrek 2 00:12 Why the long face I'm a real boy - Shrek 2 00:05 I'm a real boy You're so tense 1 want to rub his shoulders - Shrek 2 00:15 You're so tense 1 want to rub his shoulders Already our minds are becoming one - Shrek 2 00:14 Already our minds are becoming one The Fairy Godmother - Shrek 2 00:10 The Fairy Godmother Working hard or hardly working - Shrek 2 00:10 Working hard or hardly working
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Cast

Shrek - Mike Myers
Donkey - Eddie Murphy
Princess Fiona - Cameron Diaz
Queen - Julie Andrews
Puss In Boots - Antonio Banderas
King - John Cleese
Prince Charming - Rupert Everett
Fairy Godmother - Jennifer Saunders
Wolf - Aron Warner
Page / Elf / Nobleman / Nobleman's Son (voice) - Kelly Asbury
Pinocchio - Cody Cameron
Gingerbread Man - Conrad Vernon
Blind Mouse - Christopher Knights
Herald / Man with Box (voice) - David P. Smith
Mirror - Mark Moseley
Fast Food Clerk - Kelly Cooney
Bar Frog (voice) - Wendy Bilanski
Ugly Stepsister - Larry King
Receptionist - Guillaume Aretos
Humphries / Magic Mirror (voice) - Chris Miller
Doll / Jill (voice) - Latifa Ouaou
Maiden #1 - Alina Phelan
Maiden #2 - Erika Thomas
Joan Rivers (voice) - Joan Rivers
Captain of the Guards - Andrew Adamson