Darling? Ah, I thought I might find you here - how about a nice hot cup of tea before the...
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[King Harold turns up with two cups of tea - the one for Fiona filed with love potion... ]
King:
Darling? Ah, I thought I might find you here - how about a nice hot cup of tea before the ball...
Princess Fiona:
I'm not going.
King:
B-b-but the whole kingdom's turned out to celebrate your marriage!
Princess Fiona:
There's just one problem - that's not my husband. I mean, look at him!
[they both watch Charming, showing off in front of everyone]
King:
Yes, he is a bit different, but people do change for the ones they love - you'd be surprised how much I changed for your mother...
Princess Fiona:
*Change*? He's completely lost his mind!
King:
Darling, why not come down to the ball and give him another chance - I mean, you might find you like this new Shrek...
Princess Fiona:
But it's the *old* one I fell in love with, Dad - I'd give anything to have him back...
[she reaches for her tea... ]
King:
[taking her cup]
Darling, that's mine! Decaf... otherwise I'm up all night!
[Fiona drinks the normal cup of tea]
Transcript
The position of annoying talking
animal has already been taken.
Let's go, Shrek. Shrek?
- Shrek!
- Aw, come on, Donkey. Look at him...
in his wee little boots.
You know, how many cats can wear boots?
Honestly.
- Let's keep him!
- Say what?
Ahh!
Listen. He's purring!
- Oh, so now it's cute.
- Come on, Donkey. Lighten up.
Lighten up? I should lighten up? Look
who's telling who to lighten up!
Shrek!
Shrek?
They're both festive,
aren't they?
What do you think, Harold?
Um... Yes, yes. Fine. Fine.
Try to at least pretend you're interested
in your daughter's wedding ball.
Honestly, Lillian, I
don't think it matters.
How do we know there
will even be a ball?
Mom. Dad.
- Oh, hello, dear.
- What's that, Cedric? Right! Coming.
Mom, have you seen Shrek?
I haven't. You should
ask your father.
Be sure and use small words, dear.
He's a little slow this morning.
- Can I help you, Your Majesty?
- Ah, yes! Um...
Mmm! Exquisite. What
do you call this dish?
That would be the dog's
breakfast, Your Majesty.
Ah, yes. Very good, then.
Carry on, Cedric.
- Dad? Dad, have you seen Shrek?
- No, I haven't, dear.
I'm sure he just went off
to look for a nice...
mud hole to cool down in.
You know, after your
little spat last night.
Oh. You heard that, huh?
The whole kingdom heard you.
I mean, after all, it is
in his nature to be...
well, a bit of a brute.
Him? You know, you didn't exactly
roll out the Welcome Wagon.
Clip duration: 128 seconds
Views: 832
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: animation, adventure, comedy
Summary: Shrek and Fiona travel to the Kingdom of Far Far Away, where Fiona's parents are King and Queen, to celebrate their marriage. When they arrive, they find they are not as welcome as they thought they would be.
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00:09 Let's shave him
00:05 I'm a real boy
00:09 Whatever happens
00:17 I don't care whose fault this was
03:54 Your fallen tears have called to me
00:11 Here comes the new me
00:10 You were supposed to give her the potion
00:07 Did I miss
00:09 In some cultures
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00:50 So I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would...
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00:07 Fiona's father paid you to do this
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