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Receptionist:
Look, she's not seeing any clients today. Okay? Shrek:
That's okay, buddy. We're from the union. Receptionist:
The union? Shrek:
We represent the workers in all magical industries, both evil and benign. Receptionist:
Oh, of course. Shrek:
Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed? Receptionist:
A little. We don't even have dental. Shrek:
They don't even have dental. Okay, we're gonna have a look around. And buddy, it would be better if the Fairy Godmother doesn't know about this. Know what I mean? Hmm? Donkey:
Hmm? Shrek:
Hmm? Donkey:
Huh? Huh? Huh? Shrek:
Stop it
Look, she's not seeing any clients today. Okay? Shrek:
That's okay, buddy. We're from the union. Receptionist:
The union? Shrek:
We represent the workers in all magical industries, both evil and benign. Receptionist:
Oh, of course. Shrek:
Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed? Receptionist:
A little. We don't even have dental. Shrek:
They don't even have dental. Okay, we're gonna have a look around. And buddy, it would be better if the Fairy Godmother doesn't know about this. Know what I mean? Hmm? Donkey:
Hmm? Shrek:
Hmm? Donkey:
Huh? Huh? Huh? Shrek:
Stop it
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Look, she's not seeing
any clients today, OK?
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That's OK, buddy.
We're from the union.
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The union?
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We represent the workers in all magical
industries, both evil and benign.
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Oh! Oh, right.
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Are you feeling at all
degraded or oppressed?
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Uh... a little.
We don't even have dental.
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They don't even have dental.
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Okay, we'll just have
a look around.
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Oh. By the way.
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I think it'd be better if the Fairy Godmother
didn't know we were here.
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- Know what I'm saying? Huh?
- Huh? Huh? Huh?
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- Stop it.
- Of course. Go right in.
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[Voices and grinding machines]
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[Explosion]
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A drop of desire.
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[Giggles] Naughty!
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A pinch of passion.
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[Laughs]
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Movie Summary
Shrek and Fiona travel to the Kingdom of Far Far Away, where Fiona's parents are King and Queen, to celebrate their marriage. When they arrive, they find they are not as welcome as they thought they would be.

