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Shrek:
Face it, Donkey. We're lost. Donkey:
We can't be lost. We followed the king's instructions to the letter. What did he say? Go to the deepest, darkest part of the forest. Shrek:
Aye. Donkey:
Go past the sinister-looking trees with the scary-looking branches. Shrek:
Uh-huh. Donkey:
And there's that bush that looks like Shirley Bassey. Shrek:
We passed that bush three times already! Donkey:
Well, I wasn't the one who refused to stop for directions
Face it, Donkey. We're lost. Donkey:
We can't be lost. We followed the king's instructions to the letter. What did he say? Go to the deepest, darkest part of the forest. Shrek:
Aye. Donkey:
Go past the sinister-looking trees with the scary-looking branches. Shrek:
Uh-huh. Donkey:
And there's that bush that looks like Shirley Bassey. Shrek:
We passed that bush three times already! Donkey:
Well, I wasn't the one who refused to stop for directions
Full Transcript
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[Shrek] Face it, Donkey!
We're lost.
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We can't be lost. We followed
the King's instructions exactly.
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"Head to the
darkest part of the woods..."
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"Past the sinister trees
with scary-looking branches."
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- The bush shaped like Shirley Bassey!
- We passed that three times already!
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You were the one who said
not to stop for directions.
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Oh, great. My one chance
to fix things up with Fiona's dad
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and I end up lost
in the woods with you!
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Don't get huffy!
I'm only trying to help.
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I know! I know.
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- I'm sorry, all right?
- Hey, don't worry about it.
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I just really need to make
things work with this guy.
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Yeah, sure. Now let's go
bond with Daddy.
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[Purring]
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[Purring]
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Well, well, well, Donkey.
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I know it was kind of a tender
moment back there, but the purring?
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What? I ain't purring.
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Sure. What's next? A hug?
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Hey, Shrek. Donkeys don't purr.
What do you think I am, some kind of a...
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Ha-ha!
Fear me, if you dare!
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[Hisses]
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Look! A little cat.
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- Look out, Shrek! He got a piece!
- It's a cat, Donkey.
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Come here,
little kitty, kitty.
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Come on, little kitty. Come here.
Oh! Come here, little kitty.
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Movie Summary
Shrek and Fiona travel to the Kingdom of Far Far Away, where Fiona's parents are King and Queen, to celebrate their marriage. When they arrive, they find they are not as welcome as they thought they would be.
Actors
Shrek
Donkey
