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Shrek:
Quick, tell a lie! Pinocchio:
What should I say? Donkey:
Say something crazy, like, "I'm wearing ladies underwear!" Pinocchio:
I'm wearing ladies underwear. Pinocchio:
[silence] Shrek:
Are you? Pinocchio:
I most certainly am not! Pinocchio:
[nose extends] Donkey:
It looks like you most certainly am are! Pinocchio:
I am not! Pinocchio:
[nose extends] Puss-in-Boots:
What kind? Gingerbread Man:
IT'S A THONG!
Quick, tell a lie! Pinocchio:
What should I say? Donkey:
Say something crazy, like, "I'm wearing ladies underwear!" Pinocchio:
I'm wearing ladies underwear. Pinocchio:
[silence] Shrek:
Are you? Pinocchio:
I most certainly am not! Pinocchio:
[nose extends] Donkey:
It looks like you most certainly am are! Pinocchio:
I am not! Pinocchio:
[nose extends] Puss-in-Boots:
What kind? Gingerbread Man:
IT'S A THONG!
Full Transcript
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Quick! Tell a lie!
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- What should I say?
- Anything, but quick!
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Say something crazy like
"I'm wearing ladies' underwear!"
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I am wearing ladies' underwear.
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- Are you?
- I most certainly am not!
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It looks like you
most certainly am are!
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- I am not!
- What kind?
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- It's a thong!
- Oww! They're briefs!
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- Are not.
- Are too!
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- Are not!
- Are too!
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Here we go. Hang tight.
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[Donkey] Wait, wait, wait!
Ow! Ow! Hey, hey, hey!
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Ow!
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Movie Summary
Shrek and Fiona travel to the Kingdom of Far Far Away, where Fiona's parents are King and Queen, to celebrate their marriage. When they arrive, they find they are not as welcome as they thought they would be.



