Your fallen tears have called to me / So here comes my sweet remedy / I know what every...
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Fairy Godmother:
Your fallen tears have called to me / So here comes my sweet remedy / I know what every princess needs / For her to live life happily / With... just a wave of my magic wand / Your troubles will soon be gone / With a flick of the wrist in just a flash / You land a prince with a ton of cash / A high priced dress made by mice no less / Some crystal glass pumps and almost dressed / Worries will vanish your soul will cleanse / Confide in your very own furniture friends / We'll help you set a new fashion trend / I'll make you fancy, I'll make you great / The kind of gal a prince would date / They'll write your name on the bathroom wall...
Bookcase:
For happy ever after, give Fiona a call!
Fairy Godmother:
A sporty carriage to ride in style / A sexy man-boy chauffer Kyle / Vanish your blemishes, tooth decay / Celulite thighs will fade away / And oh, what the hey? / Have a Bichon Frise / Nip and tuck here and there / To land that prince with the perfect hair / Lipstick liners, shadow blush / To get that prince with a sexy tush / Lucky day, hunk buffet / For the lipstick a roll in the hay / You can spoon on the moon / With the prince to this tune / Don't be drab, you'll be fab / Your prince will have rock-hard abs / Cheese souflee Valentine's Day? / Have some chicken fricassee...
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Your fallen tears have called to me
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So, here comes my sweet remedy
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I know what every princess needs
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For her to live life happily...
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[both gasp]
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Oh, my dear.
Oh, look at you.
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You're all grown up.
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- Who are you?
- Oh, sweet pea!
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I'm your fairy godmother.
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- I have a fairy godmother?
- Shush, shush.
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Now, don't worry.
I'm here to make it all better.
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With just a...
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Wave of my magic wand
Your troubles will soon be gone
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With a flick of the wrist and just a flash
You'll land a prince with a ton of cash
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A high-priced dress
made by mice no less
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Some crystal glass pumps
And no more stress
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Your worries will vanish,
your soul will cleanse
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Confide in your very own
furniture friends
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We'll help you set a new fashion trend
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- I'll make you fancy, I'll make you great
- The kind of girl a prince would date!
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They'll write your name
on the bathroom wall...
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"For a happy ever after,
give Fiona a call!"
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A sporty carriage to ride in style,
Sexy man boy chauffeur, Kyle
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Banish your blemishes, tooth decay,
Cellulite thighs will fade away
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And oh, what the hey!
Have a bichon frisé!
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Nip and tuck, here and there
to land that prince with the perfect hair
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Lipstick liners, shadows blush
To get that prince with the sexy tush
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Lucky day, hunk buffet
You and your prince take a roll in the hay
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You can spoon on the moon
With the prince to the tune
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Don't be drab, you'll be fab
Your prince will have rock-hard abs
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Cheese soufflé, Valentine's Day
Have some chicken fricassee!
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Nip and tuck, here and there
To land that prince with the perfect hair
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Stop!
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[Chuckles] Look...
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Thank you very much,
Fairy Godmother,
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but I really don't need all this.
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[Gasps and mutterings of disapproval]
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- Fine. Be that way.
- We didn't like you, anyway.
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- [Knocking]
- [Shrek] Fiona? Fiona?
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[Dog barks]
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Oh! You got a puppy?
All I got in my room was shampoo.
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Oh, uh...
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Fairy Godmother, furniture...
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[giggles]
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I'd like you to meet my husband, Shrek.
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Your husband? What? What did you say?
When did this happen?
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Shrek is the one who rescued me.
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- But that can't be right.
- Oh, great, more relatives!
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She's just trying to help.
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Good! She can help us pack.
Get your coat, dear. We're leaving.
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- What?
- I don't want to leave.
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When did you decide this?
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- Shortly after arriving.
- Look, I'm sorry...
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No, that's all right.
I need to go, anyway.
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But remember, dear.
If you should ever need me...
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happiness...
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is just a teardrop away.
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Thanks, but we've got all
the happiness we need.
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Happy, happy, happy...
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[laughs] So I see.
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Let's go, Kyle.
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- Very nice, Shrek.
- What?
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I told you coming here was a bad idea.
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You could've at least tried
to get along with my father.
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I don't think I was going to get
Daddy's blessing,
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even if I did want it.
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Do you think it might be nice
if somebody asked me what I wanted?
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Sure. Do you want me
to pack for you?
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You're unbelievable!
You're behaving like a...
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- Go on! Say it!
- Like an ogre!
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Here's a news flash for you!
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Whether your parents like it or not...
I am an ogre!
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- [Yelps]
- [Roars]
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And guess what, Princess?
That's not about to change.
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I've made changes for you, Shrek.
Think about that.
Clip duration: 234 seconds
Views: 885
Timestamp in movie: 00h 19m 24s
Uploaded: 08 September, 2021
Genres: animation, adventure, comedy
Summary: Shrek and Fiona travel to the Kingdom of Far Far Away, where Fiona's parents are King and Queen, to celebrate their marriage. When they arrive, they find they are not as welcome as they thought they would be.
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