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A mean lord exiles fairytale creatures to the swamp of a grumpy ogre, who must go on a quest and rescue a princess for the lord in order to get his land back.

Director: Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson
Writer: William Steig, Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio
Production: DreamWorks SKG, Pacific Data Images (PDI)
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 84/100
ImdbRating: 7.9
BoxOffice: $267,665,011
Released: 18 May 2001
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 40 wins & 60 nominations total


141 Clips & Quotes

What's that - Shrek 00:20 What's that We can stay up late - Shrek 00:23 We can stay up late Red thorns - Shrek 00:31 Red thorns Look at that - Shrek 00:52 Look at that Where are you going - Shrek 00:20 Where are you going What's your problem - Shrek 01:14 What's your problem Lord Farquaad - Shrek 00:36 Lord Farquaad So where is this fire breathin' pain in the neck - Shrek 00:29 So where is this fire breathin' pain in the neck Celebrity marriages - Shrek 00:14 Celebrity marriages You're so wrapped up in layers onion boy - Shrek 01:02 You're so wrapped up in layers onion boy That's right - Shrek 00:38 That's right Little donkey - Shrek 00:35 Little donkey I'll find those stairs - Shrek 00:57 I'll find those stairs Just sit back and relax - Shrek 02:51 Just sit back and relax I was SENT to rescue you by Lord Farquad - Shrek 01:48 I was SENT to rescue you by Lord Farquad You're going the right way for a smacked bottom - Shrek 00:20 You're going the right way for a smacked bottom Did you do that - Shrek 00:59 Did you do that What're you doing - Shrek 01:46 What're you doing I don't have time for all that - Shrek 01:21 I don't have time for all that Wait a second - Shrek 01:15 Wait a second In this body - Shrek 00:14 In this body Look at this - Shrek 01:00 Look at this On the wall - Shrek 00:47 On the wall There's no  we - Shrek 02:15 There's no we YOU back off - Shrek 00:21 YOU back off I know where he is - Shrek 00:28 I know where he is Now really - Shrek 00:27 Now really Don't do what - Shrek 00:15 Don't do what Entertain much - Shrek 01:33 Entertain much Dead broad OFF the table - Shrek 00:24 Dead broad OFF the table It's a compliment - Shrek 00:30 It's a compliment You know what - Shrek 01:04 You know what Are you all right - Shrek 00:36 Are you all right What large teeth you have - Shrek 01:36 What large teeth you have Go over there and see if you can find any stairs - Shrek 00:59 Go over there and see if you can find any stairs What did Fiona say about me - Shrek 00:42 What did Fiona say about me So here's another question - Shrek 01:02 So here's another question What are you doing - Shrek 01:14 What are you doing Don't look down - Shrek 00:23 Don't look down When one lives alone - Shrek 00:31 When one lives alone I wanted to show you before - Shrek 00:20 I wanted to show you before Nobody move - Shrek 00:24 Nobody move TALKING  DONKEYS - Shrek 00:28 TALKING DONKEYS I love you - Shrek 00:12 I love you At least we know where the Princess is - Shrek 00:18 At least we know where the Princess is I'm worried about Donkey - Shrek 00:37 I'm worried about Donkey Now I really see what's going on - Shrek 01:22 Now I really see what's going on Head for the exit - Shrek 00:16 Head for the exit I hope you heard that - Shrek 00:22 I hope you heard that You there - Shrek 00:40 You there This cage is too small - Shrek 00:12 This cage is too small That was really scary - Shrek 00:46 That was really scary That's enough - Shrek 00:14 That's enough The chair - Shrek 00:13 The chair Before this is over - Shrek 00:25 Before this is over Wait a minute - Shrek 00:35 Wait a minute Princess Fiona - Shrek 00:13 Princess Fiona I live in a swamp - Shrek 00:24 I live in a swamp Shall I give the order - Shrek 00:16 Shall I give the order I will have - Shrek 00:18 I will have Your flying days are over - Shrek 00:12 Your flying days are over God bless us - Shrek 00:10 God bless us That's my princess - Shrek 00:14 That's my princess I found some cheese - Shrek 00:13 I found some cheese For your information - Shrek 02:15 For your information It's getting him to shut up that's the trick - Shrek 00:16 It's getting him to shut up that's the trick Run as fast as you can - Shrek 01:36 Run as fast as you can That'll do - Shrek 00:11 That'll do That must be Lord Farquaad's castle - Shrek 00:24 That must be Lord Farquaad's castle Where're you going - Shrek 00:24 Where're you going What's wrong - Shrek 01:54 What's wrong Now come on - Shrek 00:53 Now come on I steal from the rich and give to the needy - Shrek 01:37 I steal from the rich and give to the needy The better - Shrek 00:54 The better And so on and so forth - Shrek 01:07 And so on and so forth There was a lovely princess - Shrek 01:42 There was a lovely princess The battle is won - Shrek 01:21 The battle is won Let's get him - Shrek 01:13 Let's get him I don't get it - Shrek 01:15 I don't get it It's been this way as long as I can remember - Shrek 03:09 It's been this way as long as I can remember WHY are you following me - Shrek 01:00 WHY are you following me This is good - Shrek 01:35 This is good That's funny - Shrek 00:16 That's funny In the woods - Shrek 00:50 In the woods Take it away - Shrek 00:23 Take it away Right there - Shrek 00:33 Right there You're right - Shrek 00:40 You're right Thank you very much - Shrek 00:19 Thank you very much You were expecting Prince Charming - Shrek 00:24 You were expecting Prince Charming It's big enough - Shrek 00:15 It's big enough Hold the phone - Shrek 00:10 Hold the phone Fare thee well - Shrek 00:10 Fare thee well That's Throwback - Shrek 01:24 That's Throwback For the love of Pete - Shrek 00:18 For the love of Pete What have you got - Shrek 00:58 What have you got What'd I miss - Shrek 00:21 What'd I miss All right then - Shrek 00:30 All right then DON'T TELL HIM ANYTHING - Shrek 00:12 DON'T TELL HIM ANYTHING That's not very nice - Shrek 00:15 That's not very nice This would be so much easier if I wasn't COLOR BLIND - Shrek 00:18 This would be so much easier if I wasn't COLOR BLIND Who'd wanna live in a place like that - Shrek 00:49 Who'd wanna live in a place like that Don't look at me - Shrek 00:30 Don't look at me This is all my fault - Shrek 01:20 This is all my fault You might have seen a housefly - Shrek 00:33 You might have seen a housefly You didn't slay the dragon - Shrek 00:45 You didn't slay the dragon Take a look at me - Shrek 00:25 Take a look at me You gonna love it there - Shrek 00:46 You gonna love it there What are you talking about - Shrek 01:21 What are you talking about You ate the princess - Shrek 00:11 You ate the princess Remember when you said that ogres have layers - Shrek 01:12 Remember when you said that ogres have layers Such a perfect town - Shrek 00:54 Such a perfect town Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all - Shrek 00:42 Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all It'll grind your bones for its bread - Shrek 01:07 It'll grind your bones for its bread Why didn't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him - Shrek 01:04 Why didn't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him By night one way - Shrek 03:09 By night one way I'll tell you why - Shrek 01:00 I'll tell you why This is really good - Shrek 01:20 This is really good This is MY swamp - Shrek 00:14 This is MY swamp I can't breathe - Shrek 00:13 I can't breathe It's rude enough being alive when no one wants you - Shrek 00:25 It's rude enough being alive when no one wants you Shouldn't we stop to make camp - Shrek 00:48 Shouldn't we stop to make camp I guess you don't - Shrek 01:27 I guess you don't Let me get this straight - Shrek 01:01 Let me get this straight I'm not a puppet - Shrek 00:18 I'm not a puppet Are there any donkeys up there - Shrek 00:25 Are there any donkeys up there I did half the work - Shrek 01:12 I did half the work You're not coming home with me - Shrek 00:28 You're not coming home with me What you talking about - Shrek 00:37 What you talking about By the order of Lord Farquaad - Shrek 00:38 By the order of Lord Farquaad He's ready to talk - Shrek 00:11 He's ready to talk Give him the chair - Shrek 00:11 Give him the chair Mother Fletcher - Shrek 00:18 Mother Fletcher You're afraid of the dark - Shrek 00:30 You're afraid of the dark Couldn't have been the donkey - Shrek 00:13 Couldn't have been the donkey Will be named champion - Shrek 00:25 Will be named champion I will have order - Shrek 00:15 I will have order How did you know - Shrek 00:14 How did you know What d'you mean - Shrek 03:12 What d'you mean I don't understand - Shrek 00:35 I don't understand How do you know that - Shrek 00:46 How do you know that I already told you - Shrek 00:31 I already told you

Cast

Shrek - Mike Myers
Donkey - Eddie Murphy
Princess Fiona - Cameron Diaz
Lord Farquaad - John Lithgow
Monsieur Hood - Vincent Cassel
Ogre Hunter (voice) - Peter Dennis
Ogre Hunter (voice) - Clive Pearse
Captain of Guards - Jim Cummings
Baby Bear - Bobby Block
Geppetto - Chris Miller
Pinnochio - Cody Cameron
Old Woman - Kathleen Freeman
Peter Pan (voice) - Michael Galasso
Blind Mouse (voice) - Christopher Knights
Blind Mouse (voice) - Simon J. Smith
Gingerbread Man - Conrad Vernon
Wrestling Fan (voice) - Jacquie Barnbrook
Merry Man - Guillaume Aretos
Merry Man (voice) - John Bisom
Merry Man (voice) - Matthew Gonder
Merry Man (voice) - Calvin Remsberg
Merry Man (voice) - Jean-Paul Vignon
Bishop (voice) - Val Bettin
Duloc Mascot (voice) - Andrew Adamson
Clockwork Chorus - Patty Cornell
Villager - Charles Dennis
Esek (voice) - Mehmet Ali Erbil
Clockwork Chorus - Susan Fitzer
Additional Voices (voice) - Elisa Gabrielli
Screaming Villager - Jeremy Harrington
Dragon Vocals - Gary A. Hecker
Additional Voices (voice) - Richard Steven Horvitz
Additional Voices (voice) - Phillip Ingram
Dragon - Frank Welker