"Shrek" quotes

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It ain't easy bein' green -- especially if you're a likable (albeit smelly) ogre named Shrek. On a mission to retrieve a gorgeous princess from the clutches of a fire-breathing dragon, Shrek teams up with an unlikely compatriot -- a wisecracking donkey.

Director: Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson
Writer: William Steig, Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio
Production: N/A
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 84/100
ImdbRating: 7.9
BoxOffice: $268,163,011
Released: 18 May 2001
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 40 wins & 60 nominations total

170 Clips

How did you know - Shrek 00:05
How did you know
I guess you don't entertain much do you - Shrek 01:08
I guess you don't entertain much do you
Please don't turn me in I'll never be stubborn again - Shrek 00:10
Please don't turn me in I'll never be stubborn again
What's the point of being able to talk if you gotta keep secrets - Shrek 00:11
What's the point of being able to talk if you gotta keep...
Now you hold still and I'll yank this thing out - Shrek 00:16
Now you hold still and I'll yank this thing out
This hocus pocus alters nothing - Shrek 00:07
This hocus pocus alters nothing
What are you doing in my swamp - Shrek 00:08
What are you doing in my swamp
All right then - Shrek 00:30
All right then
DON'T TELL HIM ANYTHING - Shrek 00:07
DON'T TELL HIM ANYTHING
Found some cheese - Shrek 00:07
Found some cheese
What are you doing here - Shrek 01:03
What are you doing here
Your flying days are over - Shrek 00:10
Your flying days are over
Shall I give the order sir - Shrek 00:08
Shall I give the order sir
That's my princess - Shrek 00:06
That's my princess
God bless us every one - Shrek 00:07
God bless us every one
For the love of Pete - Shrek 00:08
For the love of Pete
The chair Give him the chair - Shrek 00:10
The chair Give him the chair
He's ready to talk - Shrek 00:06
He's ready to talk
I will have order - Shrek 00:08
I will have order
Princess Fiona She's perfect - Shrek 00:08
Princess Fiona She's perfect
That's Throwback - Shrek 00:43
That's Throwback
What'd I miss - Shrek 00:09
What'd I miss
You're afraid of the dark - Shrek 00:19
You're afraid of the dark
You there Ogre - Shrek 00:21
You there Ogre
Hold the phone - Shrek 00:06
Hold the phone
Head for the exit - Shrek 00:15
Head for the exit
Now I really see what's going on - Shrek 00:45
Now I really see what's going on
I'm worried about Donkey - Shrek 00:38
I'm worried about Donkey
I live in a swamp - Shrek 00:10
I live in a swamp
At least we know where the Princess is - Shrek 00:06
At least we know where the Princess is
Fare thee well - Shrek 00:09
Fare thee well
This cage is too small - Shrek 00:05
This cage is too small
You're right - Shrek 00:18
You're right
Well when one lives alone - Shrek 00:15
Well when one lives alone
Awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me - Shrek 00:29
Awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me
Before this is over - Shrek 00:09
Before this is over
This is MY swamp - Shrek 00:12
This is MY swamp
That was really scary - Shrek 00:12
That was really scary
What are you doing - Shrek 00:30
What are you doing
You were expecting Prince Charming - Shrek 00:21
You were expecting Prince Charming
So here's another question - Shrek 00:22
So here's another question
What have you got - Shrek 00:38
What have you got
I'm sorry Do what - Shrek 00:17
I'm sorry Do what
What did Fiona say about me - Shrek 00:38
What did Fiona say about me
I wanted to show you before - Shrek 00:38
I wanted to show you before
Right there - Shrek 00:20
Right there
Thank you very much - Shrek 00:10
Thank you very much
Are you all right - Shrek 00:25
Are you all right
All right Nobody move I got a dragon here and I'm not afraid to use it - Shrek 00:08
All right Nobody move I got a dragon here and I'm not afraid...
I hope you heard that - Shrek 00:08
I hope you heard that
Go over there and see if you can find any stairs - Shrek 00:21
Go over there and see if you can find any stairs
And then I ate some rotten berries - Shrek 00:07
And then I ate some rotten berries
Shouldn't we stop to make camp No that'll take longer - Shrek 00:23
Shouldn't we stop to make camp No that'll take longer
This is really good - Shrek 00:49
This is really good
That's funny - Shrek 00:11
That's funny
TALKING  DONKEYS - Shrek 00:24
TALKING DONKEYS
I know where he is - Shrek 00:22
I know where he is
It's rude enough being alive when no one wants you - Shrek 00:10
It's rude enough being alive when no one wants you
Don't look down - Shrek 00:10
Don't look down
Let me get this straight - Shrek 00:17
Let me get this straight
Take it away - Shrek 00:11
Take it away
Oh no no no Dead broad off the table - Shrek 00:08
Oh no no no Dead broad off the table
I guess you don't - Shrek 00:38
I guess you don't
It's a compliment - Shrek 00:18
It's a compliment
Hey Shrek what we gonna do when we get our swamp anyway - Shrek 01:06
Hey Shrek what we gonna do when we get our swamp anyway
WHY are you following me - Shrek 00:34
WHY are you following me
What large teeth you have - Shrek 00:43
What large teeth you have
I don't get it - Shrek 00:32
I don't get it
Such a perfect town - Shrek 01:01
Such a perfect town
I think it's in there All right Let's get it - Shrek 01:08
I think it's in there All right Let's get it
Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all - Shrek 00:24
Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all
He battle is won - Shrek 01:00
He battle is won
Remember when you said that ogres have layers - Shrek 00:34
Remember when you said that ogres have layers
What're you doing - Shrek 00:53
What're you doing
I don't have time for all that - Shrek 00:32
I don't have time for all that
I was SENT to rescue you by Lord Farquad - Shrek 00:58
I was SENT to rescue you by Lord Farquad
You ate the princess - Shrek 00:15
You ate the princess
I'll find those stairs - Shrek 00:23
I'll find those stairs
Shrek Did you do that - Shrek 00:31
Shrek Did you do that
Just sit back and relax - Shrek 00:59
Just sit back and relax
You're so wrapped up in layers onion boy - Shrek 00:36
You're so wrapped up in layers onion boy
You're going the right way for a smacked bottom - Shrek 00:11
You're going the right way for a smacked bottom
And so on and so forth - Shrek 00:41
And so on and so forth
Celebrity marriages - Shrek 00:06
Celebrity marriages
Take a look at me - Shrek 00:31
Take a look at me
You might have seen a housefly - Shrek 00:13
You might have seen a housefly
Now come on - Shrek 00:18
Now come on
Where're you going - Shrek 00:18
Where're you going
The better - Shrek 00:25
The better
Would you look at that No This is all my fault - Shrek 00:41
Would you look at that No This is all my fault
Donkey two things okay - Shrek 00:11
Donkey two things okay
Run as fast as you can - Shrek 00:59
Run as fast as you can
What's your problem - Shrek 00:45
What's your problem
Don't look at me - Shrek 00:21
Don't look at me
That'll do - Shrek 00:05
That'll do
So where is this fire breathin' pain in the neck - Shrek 00:17
So where is this fire breathin' pain in the neck
That must be Lord Farquaad's castle - Shrek 00:18
That must be Lord Farquaad's castle
For your information - Shrek 00:24
For your information
It's getting him to shut up that's the trick - Shrek 00:12
It's getting him to shut up that's the trick
We can stay up late swappin' manly stories - Shrek 00:08
We can stay up late swappin' manly stories
Wait Where are you going The exit's over there - Shrek 00:12
Wait Where are you going The exit's over there
Who'd wanna live in a place like that - Shrek 00:27
Who'd wanna live in a place like that
This would be so much easier if I wasn't COLOR BLIND - Shrek 00:12
This would be so much easier if I wasn't COLOR BLIND
That's not very nice - Shrek 00:13
That's not very nice
I already told you - Shrek 00:31
I already told you
How do you know that - Shrek 00:46
How do you know that
I don't understand - Shrek 00:35
I don't understand
What d'you mean - Shrek 03:12
What d'you mean
Where are you going - Shrek 00:20
Where are you going
Will be named champion - Shrek 00:25
Will be named champion
Couldn't have been the donkey - Shrek 00:13
Couldn't have been the donkey
Mother Fletcher - Shrek 00:18
Mother Fletcher
Give him the chair - Shrek 00:11
Give him the chair
By the order of Lord Farquaad - Shrek 00:38
By the order of Lord Farquaad
It's big enough - Shrek 00:15
It's big enough
What you talking about - Shrek 00:37
What you talking about
You're not coming home with me - Shrek 00:28
You're not coming home with me
When one lives alone - Shrek 00:31
When one lives alone
I did half the work - Shrek 01:12
I did half the work
Are there any donkeys up there - Shrek 00:25
Are there any donkeys up there
I'm not a puppet - Shrek 00:18
I'm not a puppet
Shouldn't we stop to make camp - Shrek 00:48
Shouldn't we stop to make camp
I can't breathe - Shrek 00:13
I can't breathe
There's no  we - Shrek 02:15
There's no we
I'll tell you why - Shrek 01:00
I'll tell you why
By night one way - Shrek 03:09
By night one way
It's been this way as long as I can remember - Shrek 03:09
It's been this way as long as I can remember
Why didn't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him - Shrek 01:04
Why didn't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him
It'll grind your bones for its bread - Shrek 01:07
It'll grind your bones for its bread
The battle is won - Shrek 01:21
The battle is won
What are you talking about - Shrek 01:21
What are you talking about
Did you do that - Shrek 00:59
Did you do that
You gonna love it there - Shrek 00:46
You gonna love it there
I steal from the rich and give to the needy - Shrek 01:37
I steal from the rich and give to the needy
You didn't slay the dragon - Shrek 00:45
You didn't slay the dragon
This is all my fault - Shrek 01:20
This is all my fault
In the woods - Shrek 00:50
In the woods
In this body - Shrek 00:14
In this body
I will have - Shrek 00:18
I will have
I love you - Shrek 00:12
I love you
I found some cheese - Shrek 00:13
I found some cheese
You there - Shrek 00:40
You there
You know what - Shrek 01:04
You know what
God bless us - Shrek 00:10
God bless us
Entertain much - Shrek 01:33
Entertain much
Don't do what - Shrek 00:15
Don't do what
Dead broad OFF the table - Shrek 00:24
Dead broad OFF the table
YOU back off - Shrek 00:21
YOU back off
What's wrong - Shrek 01:54
What's wrong
What's that - Shrek 00:20
What's that
We can stay up late - Shrek 00:23
We can stay up late
Wait a second - Shrek 01:15
Wait a second
Wait a minute - Shrek 00:35
Wait a minute
This is good - Shrek 01:35
This is good
This cage is too small - Shrek 00:12
This cage is too small
There was a lovely princess - Shrek 01:42
There was a lovely princess
The chair - Shrek 00:13
The chair
That's right - Shrek 00:38
That's right
That's enough - Shrek 00:14
That's enough
Shall I give the order - Shrek 00:16
Shall I give the order
Red thorns - Shrek 00:31
Red thorns
Princess Fiona - Shrek 00:13
Princess Fiona
On the wall - Shrek 00:47
On the wall
Now really - Shrek 00:27
Now really
Nobody move - Shrek 00:24
Nobody move
Lord Farquaad - Shrek 00:36
Lord Farquaad
Look at this - Shrek 01:00
Look at this
Look at that - Shrek 00:52
Look at that
Little donkey - Shrek 00:35
Little donkey
Let's get him - Shrek 01:13
Let's get him

Cast

Shrek - Mike Myers
Donkey - Eddie Murphy
Princess Fiona - Cameron Diaz
Lord Farquaad - John Lithgow
Monsieur Hood - Vincent Cassel
Ogre Hunter (voice) - Peter Dennis
Ogre Hunter (voice) - Clive Pearse
Captain of Guards - Jim Cummings
Baby Bear - Bobby Block
Geppetto - Chris Miller
Pinnochio - Cody Cameron
Old Woman - Kathleen Freeman
Peter Pan (voice) - Michael Galasso
Blind Mouse (voice) - Christopher Knights
Blind Mouse (voice) - Simon J. Smith
Gingerbread Man - Conrad Vernon
Wrestling Fan (voice) - Jacquie Barnbrook
Merry Man - Guillaume Aretos
Merry Man (voice) - John Bisom
Merry Man (voice) - Matthew Gonder
Merry Man (voice) - Calvin Remsberg
Merry Man (voice) - Jean-Paul Vignon
Bishop (voice) - Val Bettin
Duloc Mascot (voice) - Andrew Adamson
Clockwork Chorus - Patty Cornell
Villager - Charles Dennis
Esek (voice) - Mehmet Ali Erbil
Clockwork Chorus - Susan Fitzer
Additional Voices (voice) - Elisa Gabrielli
Screaming Villager - Jeremy Harrington
Dragon Vocals - Gary A. Hecker
Additional Voices (voice) - Richard Steven Horvitz
Additional Voices (voice) - Phillip Ingram
Dragon - Frank Welker