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When a green ogre named Shrek discovers his swamp has been 'swamped' with all sorts of fairytale creatures by the scheming Lord Farquaad, Shrek sets out with a very loud donkey by his side to 'persuade' Farquaad to give Shrek his swamp back. Instead, a deal is made. Farquaad, who wants to become the King, sends Shrek to rescue Princess Fiona, who is awaiting her true love in a tower guarded by a fire-breathing dragon. But once they head back with Fiona, it starts to become apparent that not only does Shrek, an ugly ogre, begin to fall in love with the lovely princess, but Fiona is also hiding a huge secret.

Director: Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson
Writer: William Steig (based upon the book by), Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio, Joe Stillman, Roger S.H. Schulman, Cody Cameron (additional dialogue), Chris Miller (additional dialogue), Conrad Vernon (additional dialogue)
Production: DreamWorks SKG, Pacific Data Images (PDI)
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 84/100
ImdbRating: 7.8
BoxOffice: $267,665,011
Released: 18 May 2001
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. Another 39 wins & 60 nominations.


136 Clips & Quotes

What's that - Shrek 00:20 What's that We can stay up late - Shrek 00:23 We can stay up late Red thorns - Shrek 00:31 Red thorns Look at that - Shrek 00:52 Look at that Where are you going - Shrek 00:20 Where are you going What's your problem - Shrek 01:14 What's your problem Lord Farquaad - Shrek 00:36 Lord Farquaad So where is this fire breathin' pain in the neck - Shrek 00:29 So where is this fire breathin' pain in the neck Celebrity marriages - Shrek 00:14 Celebrity marriages You're so wrapped up in layers onion boy - Shrek 01:02 You're so wrapped up in layers onion boy That's right - Shrek 00:38 That's right Little donkey - Shrek 00:35 Little donkey I'll find those stairs - Shrek 00:57 I'll find those stairs Just sit back and relax - Shrek 02:51 Just sit back and relax I was SENT to rescue you by Lord Farquad - Shrek 01:48 I was SENT to rescue you by Lord Farquad You're going the right way for a smacked bottom - Shrek 00:20 You're going the right way for a smacked bottom Did you do that - Shrek 00:59 Did you do that What're you doing - Shrek 01:46 What're you doing I don't have time for all that - Shrek 01:21 I don't have time for all that Wait a second - Shrek 01:15 Wait a second In this body - Shrek 00:14 In this body Look at this - Shrek 01:00 Look at this On the wall - Shrek 00:47 On the wall There's no  we - Shrek 02:15 There's no we YOU back off - Shrek 00:21 YOU back off I know where he is - Shrek 00:28 I know where he is Now really - Shrek 00:27 Now really Don't do what - Shrek 00:15 Don't do what Entertain much - Shrek 01:33 Entertain much Dead broad OFF the table - Shrek 00:24 Dead broad OFF the table It's a compliment - Shrek 00:30 It's a compliment You know what - Shrek 01:04 You know what Are you all right - Shrek 00:33 Are you all right What large teeth you have - Shrek 01:36 What large teeth you have Go over there and see if you can find any stairs - Shrek 00:59 Go over there and see if you can find any stairs What did Fiona say about me - Shrek 00:42 What did Fiona say about me So here's another question - Shrek 01:02 So here's another question What are you doing - Shrek 00:36 What are you doing Don't look down - Shrek 00:23 Don't look down When one lives alone - Shrek 00:31 When one lives alone I wanted to show you before - Shrek 00:20 I wanted to show you before Nobody move - Shrek 00:24 Nobody move TALKING  DONKEYS - Shrek 00:28 TALKING DONKEYS I love you - Shrek 00:12 I love you At least we know where the Princess is - Shrek 00:18 At least we know where the Princess is I'm worried about Donkey - Shrek 00:37 I'm worried about Donkey Now I really see what's going on - Shrek 01:22 Now I really see what's going on Head for the exit - Shrek 00:16 Head for the exit I hope you heard that - Shrek 00:22 I hope you heard that You there - Shrek 00:40 You there This cage is too small - Shrek 00:12 This cage is too small That was really scary - Shrek 00:46 That was really scary That's enough - Shrek 00:14 That's enough The chair - Shrek 00:13 The chair Before this is over - Shrek 00:25 Before this is over Wait a minute - Shrek 00:35 Wait a minute Princess Fiona - Shrek 00:13 Princess Fiona I live in a swamp - Shrek 00:24 I live in a swamp Shall I give the order - Shrek 00:16 Shall I give the order I will have - Shrek 00:18 I will have Your flying days are over - Shrek 00:12 Your flying days are over God bless us - Shrek 00:10 God bless us That's my princess - Shrek 00:14 That's my princess I found some cheese - Shrek 00:13 I found some cheese For your information - Shrek 02:15 For your information It's getting him to shut up that's the trick - Shrek 00:16 It's getting him to shut up that's the trick Run as fast as you can - Shrek 01:36 Run as fast as you can That'll do - Shrek 00:11 That'll do That must be Lord Farquaad's castle - Shrek 00:24 That must be Lord Farquaad's castle Where're you going - Shrek 00:24 Where're you going What's wrong - Shrek 01:54 What's wrong Now come on - Shrek 00:53 Now come on I steal from the rich and give to the needy - Shrek 01:37 I steal from the rich and give to the needy The better - Shrek 00:54 The better And so on and so forth - Shrek 01:07 And so on and so forth There was a lovely princess - Shrek 01:42 There was a lovely princess The battle is won - Shrek 01:21 The battle is won Let's get him - Shrek 01:13 Let's get him I don't get it - Shrek 01:15 I don't get it WHY are you following me - Shrek 01:00 WHY are you following me This is good - Shrek 01:35 This is good That's funny - Shrek 00:16 That's funny In the woods - Shrek 00:50 In the woods Take it away - Shrek 00:23 Take it away Right there - Shrek 00:33 Right there You're right - Shrek 00:40 You're right Thank you very much - Shrek 00:16 Thank you very much You were expecting Prince Charming - Shrek 00:24 You were expecting Prince Charming It's big enough - Shrek 00:15 It's big enough Hold the phone - Shrek 00:10 Hold the phone Fare thee well - Shrek 00:10 Fare thee well That's Throwback - Shrek 01:24 That's Throwback For the love of Pete - Shrek 00:18 For the love of Pete What have you got - Shrek 00:58 What have you got What'd I miss - Shrek 00:21 What'd I miss All right then - Shrek 00:30 All right then DON'T TELL HIM ANYTHING - Shrek 00:12 DON'T TELL HIM ANYTHING That's not very nice - Shrek 00:15 That's not very nice This would be so much easier if I wasn't COLOR BLIND - Shrek 00:18 This would be so much easier if I wasn't COLOR BLIND Who'd wanna live in a place like that - Shrek 00:49 Who'd wanna live in a place like that Don't look at me - Shrek 00:30 Don't look at me This is all my fault - Shrek 01:20 This is all my fault You might have seen a housefly - Shrek 00:33 You might have seen a housefly You didn't slay the dragon - Shrek 00:45 You didn't slay the dragon Take a look at me - Shrek 00:25 Take a look at me You gonna love it there - Shrek 00:46 You gonna love it there What are you talking about - Shrek 01:21 What are you talking about You ate the princess - Shrek 00:11 You ate the princess Remember when you said that ogres have layers - Shrek 01:12 Remember when you said that ogres have layers Such a perfect town - Shrek 00:54 Such a perfect town Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all - Shrek 00:42 Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all It'll grind your bones for its bread - Shrek 01:07 It'll grind your bones for its bread Why didn't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him - Shrek 01:04 Why didn't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him By night one way - Shrek 03:09 By night one way I'll tell you why - Shrek 01:00 I'll tell you why This is really good - Shrek 01:20 This is really good This is MY swamp - Shrek 00:14 This is MY swamp I can't breathe - Shrek 00:13 I can't breathe It's rude enough being alive when no one wants you - Shrek 00:25 It's rude enough being alive when no one wants you Shouldn't we stop to make camp - Shrek 00:48 Shouldn't we stop to make camp I guess you don't - Shrek 01:27 I guess you don't Let me get this straight - Shrek 01:01 Let me get this straight I'm not a puppet - Shrek 00:18 I'm not a puppet Are there any donkeys up there - Shrek 00:25 Are there any donkeys up there I did half the work - Shrek 01:12 I did half the work You're not coming home with me - Shrek 00:28 You're not coming home with me What you talking about - Shrek 00:37 What you talking about By the order of Lord Farquaad - Shrek 00:38 By the order of Lord Farquaad He's ready to talk - Shrek 00:11 He's ready to talk Give him the chair - Shrek 00:11 Give him the chair Mother Fletcher - Shrek 00:18 Mother Fletcher You're afraid of the dark - Shrek 00:30 You're afraid of the dark Couldn't have been the donkey - Shrek 00:13 Couldn't have been the donkey Will be named champion - Shrek 00:25 Will be named champion I will have order - Shrek 00:15 I will have order How did you know - Shrek 00:10 How did you know

Cast

Shrek - Mike Myers
Donkey - Eddie Murphy
Princess Fiona - Cameron Diaz
Lord Farquaad - John Lithgow
Monsieur Hood - Vincent Cassel
Ogre Hunter (voice) - Peter Dennis
Ogre Hunter (voice) - Clive Pearse
Captain of Guards - Jim Cummings
Baby Bear - Bobby Block
Geppetto - Chris Miller
Pinnochio - Cody Cameron
Old Woman - Kathleen Freeman
Peter Pan (voice) - Michael Galasso
Blind Mouse (voice) - Christopher Knights
Blind Mouse (voice) - Simon J. Smith
Gingerbread Man - Conrad Vernon
Wrestling Fan (voice) - Jacquie Barnbrook
Merry Man - Guillaume Aretos
Merry Man (voice) - John Bisom
Merry Man (voice) - Matthew Gonder
Merry Man (voice) - Calvin Remsberg
Merry Man (voice) - Jean-Paul Vignon
Bishop (voice) - Val Bettin
Duloc Mascot (voice) - Andrew Adamson
Clockwork Chorus - Patty Cornell
Villager - Charles Dennis
Esek (voice) - Mehmet Ali Erbil
Clockwork Chorus - Susan Fitzer
Additional Voices (voice) - Elisa Gabrielli
Screaming Villager - Jeremy Harrington
Dragon Vocals - Gary A. Hecker
Additional Voices (voice) - Richard Steven Horvitz
Additional Voices (voice) - Phillip Ingram
Dragon - Frank Welker