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Shrek

DON'T TELL HIM ANYTHING!

Shrek • 2001
Lord Farquaad:
Magic... mirror... on... the wa...Gingerbread Man:DON'T TELL HIM ANYTHING!

Full Transcript

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Magic mirror
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Don't tell him anything
Available in 6 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
6,747
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:14
Uploaded
Mar 19, 2026
Genres
animation, adventure, comedy
Production
Pacific Data Images,DreamWorks Animation,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

A mean lord exiles fairytale creatures to the swamp of a grumpy ogre, who must go on a quest and rescue a princess for the lord in order to get his land back.

Actors

John Lithgow
Lord Farquaad
John Lithgow
Conrad Vernon
Gingerbread Man
Conrad Vernon
Mirror mirror on the wall Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them allWell technically you're not a kingA feloniousYou were saying What I mean is ayou're not a king yetBut you can become one All you have to do is marry a princess - Shrek 00:22
Mirror mirror on the wall Is this not the most perfect...
So just sit back and relax my lordbecause it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettesAnd here they areBachelorette number one is a mentally abused shading from a kingdom far far awayShe likes sushi and hottubbing anytimeHer hobbies include - Shrek 01:24
So just sit back and relax my lordbecause it's time for...
Princess Fiona She's perfect - Shrek 00:07
Princess Fiona She's perfect
Princess Fiona. - Shrek 00:46
Princess Fiona.
So That must be lord Farquaad's castleAha that's the placeDo you think maybe he's compensating for something - Shrek 00:14
So That must be lord Farquaad's castleAha that's...
Hey, wait. - Shrek 00:18
Hey, wait.
It's quiet. - Shrek 00:18
It's quiet.
Welcome to Duloc Such a perfect townHere we have some rules Let us lay them downDon't make waves stay in line And we'll get along fineDuloc is a perfect placePlease keep off of the grass Shine your shoes wipe your faceDuloc is Duloc isDuloc is a perfect - Shrek 00:43
Welcome to Duloc Such a perfect townHere we have some rules...
Welcome to Duloc Such a perfect town Here we have some rules Let us lay them down Don't make waves, stay in line And we'll get along fine Duloc is a perfect place Please keep off of the grass Shine your shoes, wipe your face Duloc is, Duloc is Duloc is a - Shrek 00:30
Welcome to Duloc Such a perfect town Here we have some rules...
Wow! - Let's do that again. - No. no. - Shrek 00:10
Wow! - Let's do that again. - No. no.
Wow. -Let's do that again! -No. - Shrek 00:09
Wow. -Let's do that again! -No.
Brave knights. - Shrek 00:44
Brave knights.
All right You're going the right way for smack bottomSorry about that - Shrek 00:06
All right You're going the right way for smack...
The privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely princess Fiona from the fireing keep of the dragonIf for any reason the winner is unsuccessful the first runner up will take his placeAnd so on and so forthSome of you may die but it's a sacrifice I'm - Shrek 00:30
The privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely princess...
What is that? - Shrek 00:39
What is that?
What is thatUgh it's hideousOh that's not very niceIt's just a donkey - Shrek 00:12
What is thatUgh it's hideousOh that's not very...
Knights New plan The one who kills the Ogre will be named championHow about himOh hey Now come onCan't we just settle this over a pintNoAll right thenCome on - Shrek 00:29
Knights New plan The one who kills the Ogre will be named...
Hey Shrek! - Shrek 00:08
Hey Shrek!
The chair! - Shrek 00:08
The chair!
Thank you. - Shrek 00:09
Thank you.