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Shrek:
For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.Donkey:Example?Shrek:Example... uh... ogres are like onions!Donkey:They stink?Shrek:Yes... No!Donkey:Oh, they make you cry?Shrek:No!Donkey:Oh, you leave 'em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs...Shrek: NO! Layers. Onions have Layers. Ogres have Layers... You get it? We both have Layers.Donkey:Oh, you both have Layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions. CAKE! Everybody loves cake! Cakes have layers!Shrek:I don't care what everyone likes! Ogres are not like cakes.Donkey:You know what ELSE everybody likes? Parfaits! Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait."? Parfaits are delicious!Shrek:NO! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story! Bye-bye! See ya later.Donkey:Parfait's may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!
For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.Donkey:Example?Shrek:Example... uh... ogres are like onions!Donkey:They stink?Shrek:Yes... No!Donkey:Oh, they make you cry?Shrek:No!Donkey:Oh, you leave 'em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs...Shrek: NO! Layers. Onions have Layers. Ogres have Layers... You get it? We both have Layers.Donkey:Oh, you both have Layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions. CAKE! Everybody loves cake! Cakes have layers!Shrek:I don't care what everyone likes! Ogres are not like cakes.Donkey:You know what ELSE everybody likes? Parfaits! Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait."? Parfaits are delicious!Shrek:NO! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story! Bye-bye! See ya later.Donkey:Parfait's may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!
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For your information there is a lot more to Ogres than people think
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Example Example
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OK A a m Ogres are like onions
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They stink Yes no
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O they make you cry No
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Oh you leave them out on the sun and they get all brown and start little wild hairs
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No Layers Onions have layers
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Ogres have layers Onions have layers
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You get it We both have layers
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O you both have layers
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You know not everybody likes onions
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Cake Everybody loves cakes Cakes have layers
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I don't care what everyone likes
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Ogres are not like cakes
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You know what else everyone likes Paffe
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Have you ever met a person and you say Hey let's get some paffe and
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they say I don't like paffe Paffe is delicious
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No You tensed irritating miniature peace of barden
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Ogres are like onions End of story
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Bye bye See you lather
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Paffe is maybe the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet
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Movie Summary
A mean lord exiles fairytale creatures to the swamp of a grumpy ogre, who must go on a quest and rescue a princess for the lord in order to get his land back.
