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Shrek

Hey don't do that. That's mytail. That's ma personal tail. And you're going to tear it off

Shrek • 2001
Hey don't do that. That's mytail. That's ma personal tail. And you're going to tear it off

Full Transcript

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Hey don't do that That's my tail That's ma personal tail
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And you're going to tear it off
Available in 6 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
1,827
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:29
Uploaded
Mar 19, 2026
Genres
animation, adventure, comedy
Production
Pacific Data Images,DreamWorks Animation,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

A mean lord exiles fairytale creatures to the swamp of a grumpy ogre, who must go on a quest and rescue a princess for the lord in order to get his land back.
Oh, no. - Shrek 00:07
Oh, no.
-Hi, Princess! - Shrek 00:08
-Hi, Princess!
- It talks?! - Shrek 00:07
- It talks?!
[Echoing] Run! - Shrek 00:07
[Echoing] Run!
Ok, you two. - Shrek 00:11
Ok, you two.
You did it You rescued meAmizing you're wonderful You're aa little unorthodox I admit butby deed is great and by heart is pure I'm entirely in your debtAnd where would a brave knight be without his noble steedI hope you heard that She called me a noble - Shrek 00:31
You did it You rescued meAmizing you're wonderful...
I hope you heard that She called me a noble steedShe thinks I'm a steed - Shrek 00:08
I hope you heard that She called me a noble steedShe thinks...
The battle is won You may remove your helmet good sir knightAah no Why notI have helmet hairPlease I wouldst look upon the face of my rescuerOh no you wouldn't dustBut how will you kiss meWhat That wasn't in a job descriptionMaybe it's a perk No It's - Shrek 01:00
The battle is won You may remove your helmet good sir...
You think Shrek is your true love! - Shrek 00:29
You think Shrek is your true love!
You're an OgreOh you were expecting Prince CharmingWell yes actuallyOh no This is all wrong You're not supposed to be an Ogre - Shrek 00:18
You're an OgreOh you were expecting Prince CharmingWell...
Princess I was sent to rescue you by lord Farquaad okHe's the one who wants to marry youWell then why didn't he come to rescue meGood question You should ask him that when we get thereBut I have to be rescued by my true loveNot by some Ogre and his - Shrek 00:49
Princess I was sent to rescue you by lord Farquaad...
Ok here's another question Let's say that a woman 'digged' you but you don't really like herthat way Now how you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurtBut you don't get burned to a crisp neither How do you do thisJust tell her she's not your - Shrek 00:13
Ok here's another question Let's say that a woman...
Okay so here's another question Say there's a woman that digs you rightbut you don't really like her that wayHow do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurtbut you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten How do you do thatYou just tell her - Shrek 00:14
Okay so here's another question Say there's a...
Hey The sooner we get to Duloc the betterOh yeah You gonna love it there princess It's beautifulAnd what of my groom to be lord Farquaad What's he likeWell let me put it this way princessMen of Farquaad's stature are in short supplyOh no Shrek There are - Shrek 00:26
Hey The sooner we get to Duloc the betterOh yeah You gonna...
Shouldn't we stop to make camp No That would take longerWe can keep goingBut there are robbers in the woodsWhoa time out Shrek Camp is definitely something that sounds goodHey Come on I'm scarier than anything we're gonna see in this forestI need to find - Shrek 00:22
Shouldn't we stop to make camp No That would take...
Hey, over here. - Shrek 00:39
Hey, over here.
Shrek, what are you doing? - Shrek 00:09
Shrek, what are you doing?
And that one that's ThrowbackThe only Ogre to ever spit over three wheat fieldsRight YeahHey can you tell my future form these starsWell the stars don't tell the future DonkeyThey tell stories LookThere's Blodna the FlatulentYou can guess what he is - Shrek 00:45
And that one that's ThrowbackThe only Ogre to ever spit...
Hey Shrek What are you gonna do when we get our swamp back anywayOur swamp You know When we're through rescuing the princess and all that stuffWe Donkey there is no we There's no ourThere's just me and my swampAnd the first thing I'm gonna do is build a - Shrek 01:03
Hey Shrek What are you gonna do when we get our swamp back...
Hey what's your problem Shrek What do you got against the whole world anywayLook I'm not the one with the problem okIt's the world that seems to have a problem with mePeople take one look at me and go AAA Help RunA big stupid ugly OgreThey judge me before - Shrek 00:44
Hey what's your problem Shrek What do you got against...