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Shrek

Hold the phone

Shrek • 2001
Shrek:
Hold the phone

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.377
Hold the phone
Available in 5 languages
Duration
3 seconds
Views
11,657
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:47
Uploaded
Mar 18, 2026
Genres
animation, adventure, comedy
Production
Pacific Data Images,DreamWorks Animation,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

A mean lord exiles fairytale creatures to the swamp of a grumpy ogre, who must go on a quest and rescue a princess for the lord in order to get his land back.

Actors
Shrek
Aleksandar Cvjetkovic
Well when one lives alone one has to learn these things in case there's aThere is an arrow in your buttWhat Oh would you look at that - Shrek 00:12
Well when one lives alone one has to learn these things in...
Oh no This is all my fault I'm so sorryWhat's wrong Shrek's hurt Shrek's hurt Shrek's hurtOh no Shrek's going to die Donkey I'm okYou can't do this to me Shrek I'm too young for you to dieKeep your legs elevated Turn your headDoes anyone know how to - Shrek 00:39
Oh no This is all my fault I'm so sorryWhat's...
Now you hold still and I'll yank this thing outHey Easy with the yanking I'm sorry but it has to come outNo no It's tender What you're doing here is the opposite - Shrek 00:12
Now you hold still and I'll yank this thing outHey Easy...
Blue flower red thorns Blue flower red thorns Blue flower red thornsThis would be so much easier if I wasn't colorblind - Shrek 00:07
Blue flower red thorns Blue flower red thorns Blue flower...
Nothing happened. - Shrek 00:16
Nothing happened.
Hey, what's that? - Shrek 00:06
Hey, what's that?
Hey, what's that? - Shrek 00:07
Hey, what's that?
[Croaks] - Shrek 00:09
[Croaks]
There it is, princess. - Shrek 01:00
There it is, princess.
Hey where are you going Oh man I can't feel my thumbs I don't have any thumbsI think I need a hug - Shrek 00:12
Hey where are you going Oh man I can't feel my thumbs I...
This is good This is really goodWhat is this Wheat ratRotisserie style No kiddingOh this is delicious Well they also great in stewsNow I don't mean to brag but I make a mean wheat rat stewI guess I'll be dining a little different late tomorrow nightMaybe - Shrek 01:16
This is good This is really goodWhat is this Wheat...
I guess I'll be dining a little different late tomorrow night. - Shrek 00:22
I guess I'll be dining a little different late tomorrow...
- Ah..., princess? - Shrek 00:24
- Ah..., princess?
-Princess? - Shrek 00:12
-Princess?
Man, isn't this romantic? - Shrek 00:33
Man, isn't this romantic?
What Wait a minute I see what's going on hereYou're afraid of the dark Aren't youYes yes That's it That's I'm terrified You know I'll better go insideBut don't feel bad princess I used to be afraid of the dark tooUntil Hey no wait I'm still afraid of the - Shrek 00:19
What Wait a minute I see what's going on...
Ahh Now I really see what's going on hereOh what are you talking aboutHey I don't wanna even hear Look I'm an animal and I got instinctsAnd I know that you two are digging on each other I can feel itOh you're crazy I'm just bringing her back to FarquaadOh - Shrek 00:44
Ahh Now I really see what's going on hereOh what are...
Princess. - Shrek 00:07
Princess.
Princess, where are you? - Shrek 00:07
Princess, where are you?
Princess? - Shrek 00:13
Princess?