I guess you don't entertain much, do you? I like my privacy. You know, I do too. That's...

Donkey: [after he and Shrek arrives at his house, he looks at stay out signs] I guess you don't entertain much, do you? Shrek: I like my privacy. Donkey: You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. You'retrying to give them a hint, and they won't leave. And there's that big awkward silence you know? [Shrek turns around to Donkey] Donkey: Can I stay with you? Shrek: What? Donkey: Can I stay with you? Please? Shrek: Of course! Donkey: Really? Shrek: No. Donkey: [pushes Shrek against the door] Please! I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. Well, maybe you do. But that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay! Please! Please! Shrek: Okay! Okay! [opens the door] Shrek: But one night only. Donkey: [runs in his house] Ah! Thank you! [hops up on his chair] Donkey: This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin'... I'm makin' waffles. [Shrek angrily groans] Donkey: Where do, uh, I sleep? Shrek: [irritated] OUTSIDE! Donkey: [starts walking outside] Oh, well, I guess that's cool. I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know. Here I go. Good night. [Shrek slams the door] Donkey: I mean, I do like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was born outside. I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. By myself, outside. [starts singing] Donkey: I'm all alone... there's no one here beside me...