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I live in a swamp I've put up signs I'm a terrifying OgreWhat do I have to do to get a little privacy
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Shrek

I live in a swamp! I put up signs! I'm a terrifying ogre! What do I have to do to get a...

Shrek • 2001
Shrek:
I live in a swamp! I put up signs! I'm a terrifying ogre! What do I have to do to get a little privacy?

Full Transcript

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I live in a swamp I've put up signs I'm a terrifying Ogre
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What do I have to do to get a little privacy
Available in 6 languages
Duration
14 seconds
Views
17,146
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:58
Uploaded
Mar 19, 2026
Genres
animation, adventure, comedy
Production
Pacific Data Images,DreamWorks Animation,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

A mean lord exiles fairytale creatures to the swamp of a grumpy ogre, who must go on a quest and rescue a princess for the lord in order to get his land back.

Actors
Shrek
Aleksandar Cvjetkovic
What are you doing in my swamp? - Shrek 00:09
What are you doing in my swamp?
What are you doing in my swamp? - Shrek 00:11
What are you doing in my swamp?
All right, get out of here. - Shrek 00:11
All right, get out of here.
Hey, don't look at me. - Shrek 00:58
Hey, don't look at me.
Who knows where this Farquaad guy isOh I do I know where he isDoes anyone else know where to find himAnyone at all Me AnyoneOh pick me I know Me me - Shrek 00:22
Who knows where this Farquaad guy isOh I do I know where he...
You. You're coming with me. All right. That's what I like to hear, man. Shrek and Donkey, two stubbo - Shrek 00:28
You. You're coming with me. All right. That's what...
That's enough. - Shrek 00:08
That's enough.
Run, run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch me. - Shrek 01:00
Run, run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch me.
Magic mirrorDon't tell him anything - Shrek 00:09
Magic mirrorDon't tell him anything
Mirror mirror on the wall Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them allWell technically you're not a kingA feloniousYou were saying What I mean is ayou're not a king yetBut you can become one All you have to do is marry a princess - Shrek 00:22
Mirror mirror on the wall Is this not the most perfect...
So just sit back and relax my lordbecause it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettesAnd here they areBachelorette number one is a mentally abused shading from a kingdom far far awayShe likes sushi and hottubbing anytimeHer hobbies include - Shrek 01:24
So just sit back and relax my lordbecause it's time for...
Princess Fiona. - Shrek 00:46
Princess Fiona.
Princess Fiona She's perfect - Shrek 00:07
Princess Fiona She's perfect
So That must be lord Farquaad's castleAha that's the placeDo you think maybe he's compensating for something - Shrek 00:14
So That must be lord Farquaad's castleAha that's...
Hey, wait. - Shrek 00:18
Hey, wait.
It's quiet. - Shrek 00:18
It's quiet.
Welcome to Duloc Such a perfect town Here we have some rules Let us lay them down Don't make waves, stay in line And we'll get along fine Duloc is a perfect place Please keep off of the grass Shine your shoes, wipe your face Duloc is, Duloc is Duloc is a - Shrek 00:30
Welcome to Duloc Such a perfect town Here we have some rules...
Welcome to Duloc Such a perfect townHere we have some rules Let us lay them downDon't make waves stay in line And we'll get along fineDuloc is a perfect placePlease keep off of the grass Shine your shoes wipe your faceDuloc is Duloc isDuloc is a perfect - Shrek 00:43
Welcome to Duloc Such a perfect townHere we have some rules...
Wow! - Let's do that again. - No. no. - Shrek 00:10
Wow! - Let's do that again. - No. no.
Wow. -Let's do that again! -No. - Shrek 00:09
Wow. -Let's do that again! -No.