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Oh I'll find those stairs I'll That's rightThose stairs won't know which way they goThe drafting stairsDon't mess with me I'm the stair master I'm master of the stairsI wish I had a stair right here

I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way...

Shrek • 2001

Donkey:
I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going... take drastic steps, kick it to the curb. Don't mess wit' me. I'm the Stair Master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here, right now, I'd step all over it

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Oh I'll find those stairs I'll That's right

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Those stairs won't know which way they go

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The drafting stairs

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Don't mess with me I'm the stair master I'm master of the stairs

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I wish I had a stair right here right here now I'd step all over it

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سأعثر على تلك السلالم وأهاجمها أيضا

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تماما لن تدرك السلالم في أي اتجاه تسير

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سوف أتخذ إجراءات حازمة

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سأركلها بقسوة لا تعبثي معي أنا سيد السلالم

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لقد هيمنت على السلالم لو كانت لي درجة هنا

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لخطوت فوقها

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Je trouverai ces escaliers Je leur botterai le cul

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Ils sauront pas ce qu'il leur arrive

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Une marche à la fois M'énervez pas Je suis le maître des escaliers

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J'ai maîtrisé les escaliers Une marche là et je lui marche dessus

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Diese Treppe finde ich Ihren Hintern versohl ich auch

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Die weiß nicht mehr wohin sie führt

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Ich greife drastisch durch Ich bin der Treppenmeister

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Ich meistere die Treppe Wenn ich eine hätte würde ich drauftreten

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Уж я то её найду Точно

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Найду ей богу найду

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Решительным шагами подойду

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и вдарю по ней Я в лестницах разбираюсь

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Вот сюда бы ступеньки я б по ним прошёлся

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Voy a encontrar esas escaleras Y las voy a vencer Vas a ver

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Tomaré medidas drásticas

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No se metan conmigo soy el escalasno

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Amo de las escaleras

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Ojalá hubiera un escalón le daría una buena pisada

Available in 6 languages

Duration

21 seconds

Views

20,225

Timestamp in Movie

00:33:13

Uploaded

Mar 19, 2026

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

Pacific Data Images,DreamWorks Animation,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

A mean lord exiles fairytale creatures to the swamp of a grumpy ogre, who must go on a quest and rescue a princess for the lord in order to get his land back.

Actors

Donkey