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I'm not a puppet I'm a real boyFive shillings for the possessed toy Take it away
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Shrek

Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away

Shrek • 2001
Pinocchio:I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy!Captain of Guards:Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away

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I'm not a puppet I'm a real boy
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Five shillings for the possessed toy Take it away
Available in 6 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
1,789
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:55
Uploaded
Mar 19, 2026
Genres
animation, adventure, comedy
Production
Pacific Data Images,DreamWorks Animation,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

A mean lord exiles fairytale creatures to the swamp of a grumpy ogre, who must go on a quest and rescue a princess for the lord in order to get his land back.
Next What do you gotWell I've got a talking donkeyRightWell that's good for ten schillings if you can prove itOh go ahead fellaWellHe's just a li just a little nervousHe's really quite a chatterboxYou boneheaded donkeyThat's it I have heard enough - Shrek 00:41
Next What do you gotWell I've got a talking...
Hey, I can fly. - Shrek 00:27
Hey, I can fly.
He can talk That's right foolNow I'm a flying talking donkeyYou might have seen house fly maybe even a superflyBut I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly - Shrek 00:17
He can talk That's right foolNow I'm a flying...
Seize him! - Shrek 00:09
Seize him!
Get him! - Shrek 00:06
Get him!
Get him! - Shrek 00:32
Get him!
Oh a that was really scaryMaybe you don't mine me saying If that don't work your breath will certainly do the job done 'causeyou definitively need some tic tac or something'cause your breath stinks - Shrek 00:13
Oh a that was really scaryMaybe you don't mine me...
Wow! That was really scary. And if you don't mind me ea yin', if that don't work, your breath certai - Shrek 00:58
Wow! That was really scary. And if you don't mind me ea...
And then I ate some rotten berriesMan I had some strong gases leaking out of my but that day - Shrek 00:06
And then I ate some rotten berriesMan I had some strong...
Why are you following meI'll tell you why'Cause I'm all alonethere is no one here beside meMy problems have all gone There's no one to derive meBut you got to have free Stop singingWell it's no wonder you don't have any friendsWow Only a true friend would - Shrek 00:33
Why are you following meI'll tell you why'Cause...
Listen Little donkeyTake a look at me What am IAreally tallNo I'm an Ogre You know grab your torch and pitchforksDoesn't that bother youNopeReally Really reallyOhMan I like you What's your nameA Shrek - Shrek 00:32
Listen Little donkeyTake a look at me What am IAreally...
-Really tall? - Shrek 00:54
-Really tall?
Uh look at thatWho would wanna live in a place like thatThat would be my homeOh it is lovely Just beautiful You know you're quite a decoratorIt's amazing what you did with such a modest budgetI like that boulder That is a nice boulder - Shrek 00:23
Uh look at thatWho would wanna live in a place like thatThat...
I guess you don't entertain much do youI like my privacyYou know I do to That's another thing we have in commonLike I hate it when you got somebody in your face You try to give them a hint and they won't leaveAnd then there's that big occurred silence you - Shrek 01:28
I guess you don't entertain much do youI like my...
I guess you don't entertain much, do you? - Shrek 00:16
I guess you don't entertain much, do you?
This is going to be fun We can stay up late swap the manly storiesAnd in the morningI'm making wafflesWhere do I sleepOutsideOh a I guess that's cool You know I don't know you and you don't know meso I guess outside is best for meHere I goGood nightI do - Shrek 00:34
This is going to be fun We can stay up late swap the manly...
- I thought, I told you to stay outside. - Shrek 00:09
- I thought, I told you to stay outside.
Well James. - Shrek 00:56
Well James.
Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have? - Shrek 00:33
Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what...
I found some cheese Awful stuff - Shrek 00:07
I found some cheese Awful stuff