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Shrek

No. I have a better idea

Shrek • 2001
Captain of Guards:
Shall I give the order, my Lord?Lord Farquaad:No. I have a better idea

Full Transcript

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Shall I give the order sir
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No I have a better idea
Available in 6 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
2,955
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:50
Uploaded
Mar 19, 2026
Genres
animation, adventure, comedy
Production
Pacific Data Images,DreamWorks Animation,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

A mean lord exiles fairytale creatures to the swamp of a grumpy ogre, who must go on a quest and rescue a princess for the lord in order to get his land back.

Actors

Jim Cummings
Captain Of Guards
Jim Cummings
John Lithgow
Lord Farquaad
John Lithgow
Ok let me get this straightWe gonna go find the dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back the swampwhich you only don't have 'cause he filled it with full of freaks on the first placeIs that about right You know whatMaybe there is a - Shrek 00:14
Ok let me get this straightWe gonna go find the dragon and...
Okay let me get this straight You're gonna go fight a dragonand rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back a swampwhich you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first placeIs that about right You know whatMaybe there's a - Shrek 00:15
Okay let me get this straight You're gonna go fight a...
I don't get it Shrek Why didn't you just pull some old Ogre stuff on themYou know Grab his bones to make you brave You know the whole Ogre trickOh you know what Maybe I could have decapitated entire village and put their heads on plateGot a knife cut open - Shrek 00:25
I don't get it Shrek Why didn't you just pull some...
For your information there is a lot more to Ogres than people thinkExample ExampleOK A a m Ogres are like onionsThey stink Yes noO they make you cry NoOh you leave them out on the sun and they get all brown and start little wild hairsNo Layers Onions have - Shrek 01:18
For your information there is a lot more to Ogres than...
Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet. - Shrek 00:15
Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn...
Why, Shrek, did you do that? - Shrek 00:27
Why, Shrek, did you do that?
Sure it's big enough, but look at the location. - Shrek 00:07
Sure it's big enough, but look at the location.
Oh, Shrek, remember when you said that Ogres have layers? - Shrek 00:50
Oh, Shrek, remember when you said that Ogres have layers?
Just keep moving and don't look downDon't look down don't look downShrek I'm looking down - Shrek 00:16
Just keep moving and don't look downDon't look...
Shrek! I'm looking down! I can't do this. - Shrek 00:47
Shrek! I'm looking down! I can't do this.
Don't do thatOh I'm sorry Do whatOh This Yes thatYes yes Do it OKNo Shrek I'm doing it - Shrek 00:19
Don't do thatOh I'm sorry Do whatOh This Yes...
That will do Donkey that will do - Shrek 00:06
That will do Donkey that will do
Cool. So where is this fire breathing pain in the neck anyway? Inside. Waiting for us to rescue her. - Shrek 00:16
Cool. So where is this fire breathing pain in the neck...
You afraid? - Shrek 00:59
You afraid?
Donkey Two things OkShut up - Shrek 00:08
Donkey Two things OkShut up
Now go over there and see if you can find any stairsStairs I thought we were looking for the princessThe princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest towerWhat makes you think she'll be thereI read it in a book onceCool You handle the - Shrek 00:20
Now go over there and see if you can find any stairsStairs I...
Oh I'll find those stairs I'll That's rightThose stairs won't know which way they goThe drafting stairsDon't mess with me I'm the stair master I'm master of the stairsI wish I had a stair right here right here now I'd step all over it - Shrek 00:21
Oh I'll find those stairs I'll That's...
I'm gonna take drastic steps. - Shrek 00:11
I'm gonna take drastic steps.
Well, at least we know where the princess is. - Shrek 00:09
Well, at least we know where the princess is.
Donkey, look out! - Shrek 00:07
Donkey, look out!