What are you doing here? Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but...
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Princess Fiona:
[Shrek interrupts her and Farquaad's wedding]
What are you doing here?
Lord Farquaad:
Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding...
Shrek:
Fiona! I need to talk to you.
Princess Fiona:
Oh, now you wanna talk? Well, it's a little late for that, so if you'll excuse me...
Shrek:
But you can't marry him.
Princess Fiona:
And why not?
Shrek:
Because... because he's just marrying you so he can be king.
Lord Farquaad:
Outrageous! Fiona, don't listen to him.
Shrek:
He's not your true love.
Princess Fiona:
And what do you know about true love?
Shrek:
Well, I... uh... I mean...
Lord Farquaad:
Oh, this is precious.
[chuckling]
Lord Farquaad:
The ogre has fallen in love with the princess! Oh, good Lord.
[signaling his guards, one of them holds up a cue card reading "Laugh", and the attendees roar with laughter]
Lord Farquaad:
An ogre and a princess!
Princess Fiona:
Shrek, is this true?
Lord Farquaad:
Who cares? It's preposterous! Fiona, my love, we're but a kiss away from our happily ever after. Now kiss me!
Transcript
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What are you doing here
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Really it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you
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but showing up uninvited to a wedding Fiona
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I need to talk to you Now you wanna talk
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Well it's a little late for that so if you'll excuse me
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But you can't marry him And why not
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Because because he's just marrying you so he can be king
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Outrageous Fiona don't listen to him
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He's not your true love And what do you know about true love
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Well I
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I mean This is precious
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The ogre has fallen in love with the princess
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Good Lord
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An ogre and a princess
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Shrek is this true
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Who cares It's preposterous
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Fiona my love we're but a kiss away from our happily ever after
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Now kiss me
Clip duration: 63 seconds
Views: 309
Timestamp in movie: 01h 16m 33s
Uploaded: 19 November, 2022
Genres: animation, adventure, comedy
Summary: A mean lord exiles fairytale creatures to the swamp of a grumpy ogre, who must go on a quest and rescue a princess for the lord in order to get his land back.
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00:07 Found some cheese
00:08 What are you doing in my swamp
00:07 This hocus pocus alters nothing
00:16 Now you hold still and I'll yank this thing out
00:11 What's the point of being able to talk if you gotta...
00:10 Please don't turn me in I'll never be stubborn...
01:08 I guess you don't entertain much do you
00:12 [All]
Aawww!
00:28 [Bells Tolling]
00:24 [Snoring]
00:09 [Croaks]
00:31 You know what?
00:07 [Echoing]
Run!
00:08 Okay, you two,
head for the exit!
00:08 [Grunts, Gasps]
00:05 Is that you Gorder How did you know
00:29 You rescued me You're amazing You're
00:29 I'm sorry all right
00:33 Oh well I guess that's cool
00:09 Please don't turn me in I'll never be stubborn...