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Next What do you gotWell I've got a talking donkeyRightWell that's good for ten schillings if you can prove itOh go ahead fellaWellHe's just a li just a little nervousHe's really quite a chatterboxYou

Get her out of my sight!

Shrek • 2001

Captain of Guards:
What have you got?Old Woman:Well, I have a talking donkey.Captain of Guards:Really? Well, that's good for ten shillings... if you can prove it.Old Woman:Go ahead, little fella.Captain of Guards:Well?Old Woman:He's just a little nervous. He's really quite the chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt...Captain of Guards:That's it, I've heard enough. Guards?Old Woman:No, no! He talks. He does...Old Woman:I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.Captain of Guards:Get her out of my sight!

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Next What do you got

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Well I've got a talking donkey

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Right

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Well that's good for ten schillings if you can prove it

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Oh go ahead fella

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Well

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He's just a li just a little nervous

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He's really quite a chatterbox

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You boneheaded donkey

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That's it I have heard enough Guards

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No no he talks he does

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I can talk I love to talk

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I've talked to

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Get her out of my sight No no I swear

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ساعدني التالي ماذا لديك

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في الحقيقة لدي حمار ناطق

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حسنا سأدفع لقاءه عشر شلنات إن أثبت ذلك

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هيا أيها الصغير

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حسنا

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إنه إنه متوتر فحسب

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في الحقيقة إنه ثرثار بحق انطق أيها الغبي

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كفى سمعت ما يكفي أيها الحراس لا لا إنه يتكلم

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إنه يتكلم

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أنا بوسعي التكلم أحب التكلم

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أنا أكبر ثرثار رأيته في حياتك كلها

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أبعدوها عن ناظري لا لا

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أقسم إنه يستطيع التكلم

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Ne les laisse pas faire ça Suivant Vous avez quoi

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J'ai un âne qui parle

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Bien Ça vaut bien dix shillings à condition de le prouver

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Vas y mon petit

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Eh bien Il est juste un peu nerveux

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C'est un vrai moulin à paroles Vas y parle gros abruti

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J'en ai assez entendu Gardes Non il parle C'est vrai

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Je sais parler J'adore parler

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Je suis le plus grand parleur qui existe

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Hors de ma vue Non je le jure Il parle

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Lass sie das nicht tun Nächster Was hast du

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Also ich habe einen sprechenden Esel

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OK Also das bringt dir zehn Schillinge ein wenn du's beweist

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Mach schon Kleiner

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Also Er ist nur etwas nervös

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Er ist sonst eine Quasselstrippe Rede du knochiger Dummkopf

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Ich hörte genug Wache Nein er spricht Wirklich

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Ich kann sprechen Ich spreche gern

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Ich bin das sprechendste Ding das du je sahst

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Schafft sie weg von hier Nein Ich schwör's Er spricht

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Помоги мне Следующий Что у вас

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У меня есть говорящий осёл

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Так сойдёт за 10 шиллингов если сможете доказать

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Что ж давай маленький дружок

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Ну и

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Ой он просто Он просто немного нервничает

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А вообще он такой болтун Говори ты тупоголовый осёл

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Ладно Я достаточно услышал Стража Нет нет он разговаривает

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Правда Я могу разговаривать Я люблю разговаривать

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Я самый самый болтливый

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Уберите её с глаз моих Нет нет

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Я клянусь Он разговаривает

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El siguiente Qué traes

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Le traigo un burro que habla

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Bueno Eso bien vale 10 chelines si lo puedes demostrar

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Habla animalito

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Y bien

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Sólo está nervioso Normalmente habla sin parar

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Habla tarado

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Ya oí suficiente Guardias

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No Sí habla De veras

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Me encanta hablar Soy la cosa más habladora que haya visto jamás

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Llévensela de aquí

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Se lo juro Suéltenme

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Sabe hablar

Available in 6 languages

Duration

41 seconds

Views

12,321

Timestamp in Movie

00:06:05

Uploaded

Mar 19, 2026

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

Pacific Data Images,DreamWorks Animation,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

A mean lord exiles fairytale creatures to the swamp of a grumpy ogre, who must go on a quest and rescue a princess for the lord in order to get his land back.

Actors

Captain Of Guards

Old Woman

Kathleen Freeman