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Shrek

I don't want to rush into a... physical relationship... I'm not that emotionally ready...

Shrek • 2001
Donkey:
I don't want to rush into a... physical relationship... I'm not that emotionally ready for a... uh... commitment of this... uh... magnitude! Really, that's the word I'm looking for, magnitude... Huh! Hey, that is unwanted physical contact! Hey! What're you doing? Okay, okay, okay... let's just back up a little and take this one step at a time... I mean, we should really get to know each other first, you know, as friends or maybe even as pen pals, you know, coz I'm on the road a lot, but I just love to get a card... Hey, hey, hey, don't do that, that's my TAIL, that's my personal tail, you gonna tear it off! I don't give permission to... Hey, what're you gonna do with that? Oh, no, no, no, no... no!

Full Transcript

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I don't want to rush into a physical relationship
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I'm not emotionally ready for a commitment of this
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magnitude really is the word I'm looking for
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Magnitude Hey that is unwanted physical contact
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Hey what are you doing
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Okay okay Let's just back up a little and take this one step at a time
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We really should get to know each other first as friends
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or maybe even as pen pals
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'Cause I'm on the road a lot but I just love receiving cards
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Hey you know I'd really love to stay but
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Hey hey don't do that That's my tail That's my personal tail
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You're gonna tear it off I don't give permission to
Available in 5 languages
Duration
37 seconds
Views
77,434
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:59
Uploaded
Mar 19, 2026
Genres
animation, adventure, comedy
Production
Pacific Data Images,DreamWorks Animation,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

A mean lord exiles fairytale creatures to the swamp of a grumpy ogre, who must go on a quest and rescue a princess for the lord in order to get his land back.

Actors

Eddie Murphy
Donkey
Eddie Murphy
...rush into a physical relationship. - Shrek 00:27
...rush into a physical relationship.
Hey don't do that. - Shrek 00:09
Hey don't do that.
Oh, no. - Shrek 00:07
Oh, no.
-Hi, Princess! - Shrek 00:08
-Hi, Princess!
- It talks?! - Shrek 00:07
- It talks?!
[Echoing] Run! - Shrek 00:07
[Echoing] Run!
Ok, you two. - Shrek 00:11
Ok, you two.
You did it You rescued meAmizing you're wonderful You're aa little unorthodox I admit butby deed is great and by heart is pure I'm entirely in your debtAnd where would a brave knight be without his noble steedI hope you heard that She called me a noble - Shrek 00:31
You did it You rescued meAmizing you're wonderful...
I hope you heard that She called me a noble steedShe thinks I'm a steed - Shrek 00:08
I hope you heard that She called me a noble steedShe thinks...
The battle is won You may remove your helmet good sir knightAah no Why notI have helmet hairPlease I wouldst look upon the face of my rescuerOh no you wouldn't dustBut how will you kiss meWhat That wasn't in a job descriptionMaybe it's a perk No It's - Shrek 01:00
The battle is won You may remove your helmet good sir...
You think Shrek is your true love! - Shrek 00:29
You think Shrek is your true love!
You're an OgreOh you were expecting Prince CharmingWell yes actuallyOh no This is all wrong You're not supposed to be an Ogre - Shrek 00:18
You're an OgreOh you were expecting Prince CharmingWell...
Princess I was sent to rescue you by lord Farquaad okHe's the one who wants to marry youWell then why didn't he come to rescue meGood question You should ask him that when we get thereBut I have to be rescued by my true loveNot by some Ogre and his - Shrek 00:49
Princess I was sent to rescue you by lord Farquaad...
Ok here's another question Let's say that a woman 'digged' you but you don't really like herthat way Now how you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurtBut you don't get burned to a crisp neither How do you do thisJust tell her she's not your - Shrek 00:13
Ok here's another question Let's say that a woman...
Okay so here's another question Say there's a woman that digs you rightbut you don't really like her that wayHow do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurtbut you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten How do you do thatYou just tell her - Shrek 00:14
Okay so here's another question Say there's a...
Hey The sooner we get to Duloc the betterOh yeah You gonna love it there princess It's beautifulAnd what of my groom to be lord Farquaad What's he likeWell let me put it this way princessMen of Farquaad's stature are in short supplyOh no Shrek There are - Shrek 00:26
Hey The sooner we get to Duloc the betterOh yeah You gonna...
Shouldn't we stop to make camp No That would take longerWe can keep goingBut there are robbers in the woodsWhoa time out Shrek Camp is definitely something that sounds goodHey Come on I'm scarier than anything we're gonna see in this forestI need to find - Shrek 00:22
Shouldn't we stop to make camp No That would take...
Hey, over here. - Shrek 00:39
Hey, over here.
Shrek, what are you doing? - Shrek 00:09
Shrek, what are you doing?
And that one that's ThrowbackThe only Ogre to ever spit over three wheat fieldsRight YeahHey can you tell my future form these starsWell the stars don't tell the future DonkeyThey tell stories LookThere's Blodna the FlatulentYou can guess what he is - Shrek 00:45
And that one that's ThrowbackThe only Ogre to ever spit...