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I don't get it Shrek Why didn't you just pull some old Ogre stuff on themYou know Grab his bones to make you brave You know the whole Ogre trickOh you know what Maybe I could have decapitated entire

Uh... no, not really, no

Shrek • 2001

Donkey:I don't get it, Shrek. Why didn't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him? You know, throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, grind his bones to make your bread? You know, the whole ogre trip.Shrek:Oh, I know. Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village, put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleens and drink their fluids. Does that sound good to you?Donkey:Uh... no, not really, no

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I don't get it Shrek Why didn't you just pull some old Ogre stuff on them

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You know Grab his bones to make you brave You know the whole Ogre trick

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Oh you know what Maybe I could have decapitated entire village and put their heads on plate

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Got a knife cut open their spleens and drink their fluids

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Does that sound good to you

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A no not really no

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أنا لا أفهم يا شريك لم لا تمارس معه حركات الغول تلك فحسب

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كما تعلم قم بخنقه حاصر حصنه

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اطحن عظامه واجعلها طعامك فهذا ما يفعله الغول

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وجدتها

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ربما يمكنني قطع رؤوس جميع أهالي القرية

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ثم أضع رؤوسهم فوق نصل حربة

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وأحضر سكينا أنتزع طحالهم وأشرب سوائلهم

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هل يروق لك ذلك

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لا ليس تماما لا

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Ce n'est pas pour rien que les ânes ne parlent pas

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Pourquoi tu ne lui as pas fait un de tes trucs d'ogre

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Assiéger sa forteresse

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lui écrabouiller les os la totale quoi

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J'aurais peut être pu décapiter le village tout entier

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mettre leur tête sur des piquets

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sortir un couteau leur ouvrir les entrailles et les boire

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Ça te va ça Non pas trop

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Es gibt wohl einen guten Grund warum Esel nicht reden sollten

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Warum benimmst du dich nicht einfach wie ein Unhold

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Belagere seine Festung

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mahle seine Knochen zu Brot das ganze Unholds Ding

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Ich könnte ein ganzes Dorf köpfen lassen

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und ihre Köpfe aufspießen

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ihre Milz mit dem Messer aufschlitzen und ihre Säfte trinken

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Findest du das klingt gut Nein eigentlich nicht

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Что то я не пойму Почему ты просто не показал ему злого огра

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Задушил бы его осадил его крепость

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перемолол его кости себе на хлеб

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А знаешь что

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Я мог бы обезглавить всю деревню

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и нанизать их головы на копьё

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потом взять нож разрезать их селезёнки и выпить внутренности

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Неплохо звучит

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Эээ нет не очень нет

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Quizá haya una buena razón por la que los burros no hablan

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No entiendo Shrek Por qué no le haces una cosa de ogro

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Ahórcalo ataca su fortaleza tritura sus huesos algo de ogro

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Ya sé Por qué no decapito un pueblo entero

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pongo sus cabezas en picas

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agarro un cuchillo les abro el bazo

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y me bebo sus fluidos corporales Te suena bien

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No la verdad no

Available in 6 languages

Duration

25 seconds

Views

1,811

Timestamp in Movie

00:26:58

Uploaded

Mar 19, 2026

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

Pacific Data Images,DreamWorks Animation,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

A mean lord exiles fairytale creatures to the swamp of a grumpy ogre, who must go on a quest and rescue a princess for the lord in order to get his land back.