"Shrek Forever After" quotes

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A bored and domesticated Shrek pacts with deal-maker Rumpelstiltskin to get back to feeling like a real ogre again, but when he's duped and sent to a twisted version of Far Far Away—where Rumpelstiltskin is king, ogres are hunted, and he and Fiona have never met—he sets out to restore his world and reclaim his true love.

Director: Mike Mitchell
Writer: Josh Klausner, Darren Lemke, William Steig
Production: N/A
Year: 2010
MetaScore: 58/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $238,736,787
Released: 21 May 2010
Awards: 1 win & 13 nominations

58 Clips

Yeah Cookie's bringing the heat out of the kitchen - Shrek Forever After 00:06
Yeah Cookie's bringing the heat out of the kitchen
If I didn't save Fiona - Shrek Forever After 00:16
If I didn't save Fiona
Yeah Waffles - Shrek Forever After 00:23
Yeah Waffles
Do the roar Roar - Shrek Forever After 00:04
Do the roar Roar
Nobody's smart but me - Shrek Forever After 00:07
Nobody's smart but me
I gotta say Shrek I envy you - Shrek Forever After 00:30
I gotta say Shrek I envy you
Donkey I've read the fine print - Shrek Forever After 00:59
Donkey I've read the fine print
If Fiona and I share true love's kiss I will get my life back - Shrek Forever After 00:39
If Fiona and I share true love's kiss I will get my life...
I've never seen an ogre cry - Shrek Forever After 01:06
I've never seen an ogre cry
I don't understand This doesn't make any sense - Shrek Forever After 01:09
I don't understand This doesn't make any sense
I don't know Not much of a storybook ending - Shrek Forever After 01:01
I don't know Not much of a storybook ending
I am not believing what I have just witnessed - Shrek Forever After 00:59
I am not believing what I have just witnessed
You know what'd help morale around here Flip flop Fridays - Shrek Forever After 00:10
You know what'd help morale around here Flip flop Fridays
So you're not gonna eat me - Shrek Forever After 00:13
So you're not gonna eat me
Please Eat my face last Send my hooves to my mama - Shrek Forever After 00:08
Please Eat my face last Send my hooves to my mama
Why don't you just tell her what you told me - Shrek Forever After 00:21
Why don't you just tell her what you told me
Yeah right Put a little mustard on mine Captain Crazy - Shrek Forever After 00:10
Yeah right Put a little mustard on mine Captain Crazy
I'm a daddy - Shrek Forever After 00:05
I'm a daddy
Unbelievable Tell me about it Those villagers - Shrek Forever After 01:08
Unbelievable Tell me about it Those villagers
Resistance - Shrek Forever After 00:21
Resistance
And I thought the Waffle Fairy was just a bedtime story - Shrek Forever After 00:06
And I thought the Waffle Fairy was just a bedtime story
But this order's to go - Shrek Forever After 00:07
But this order's to go
Feed me if you dare - Shrek Forever After 00:06
Feed me if you dare
Puss what happened to you You got so fa - Shrek Forever After 00:40
Puss what happened to you You got so fa
I'm being ass napped - Shrek Forever After 00:04
I'm being ass napped
There's a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the forest - Shrek Forever After 00:09
There's a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the...
OK I know you don't remember me but - Shrek Forever After 00:21
OK I know you don't remember me but
And when the smoke clears - Shrek Forever After 00:17
And when the smoke clears
Hey Shrek Are my babies cute or do they make people feel uncomfortable - Shrek Forever After 00:06
Hey Shrek Are my babies cute or do they make people feel...
You know I always thought - Shrek Forever After 00:12
You know I always thought
You know what the best part of today was - Shrek Forever After 00:12
You know what the best part of today was
I know everything about you - Shrek Forever After 00:45
I know everything about you
Do the roar - Shrek Forever After 00:04
Do the roar
Man you are a cat astrophe - Shrek Forever After 00:09
Man you are a cat astrophe
Someone anyone Help me - Shrek Forever After 00:29
Someone anyone Help me
Donkey What's going on Do you know where Fiona is - Shrek Forever After 00:32
Donkey What's going on Do you know where Fiona is
As you can see everything's in order - Shrek Forever After 00:35
As you can see everything's in order
Nobody's smart but me - Shrek Forever After 00:04
Nobody's smart but me
Welcome to the resistance Resistance - Shrek Forever After 00:20
Welcome to the resistance Resistance
All right but this is the last time - Shrek Forever After 00:07
All right but this is the last time
And when the smoke clears Wait what's this - Shrek Forever After 00:17
And when the smoke clears Wait what's this
It was you who rescued me - Shrek Forever After 00:23
It was you who rescued me
I'm being assnapped - Shrek Forever After 00:11
I'm being assnapped
I'm a daddy - Shrek Forever After 00:09
I'm a daddy
If you dare - Shrek Forever After 00:09
If you dare
I know everything about you - Shrek Forever After 02:02
I know everything about you
You know what the best part of today was - Shrek Forever After 00:27
You know what the best part of today was
I already had a big bowl of curly toed weirdo for breakfast - Shrek Forever After 00:24
I already had a big bowl of curly toed weirdo for breakfast
Flip flop Fridays - Shrek Forever After 00:27
Flip flop Fridays
Do the roar - Shrek Forever After 00:09
Do the roar
Cookie's bringing the heat out of the kitchen - Shrek Forever After 00:16
Cookie's bringing the heat out of the kitchen
And I thought the waffle fairy was just a bedtime story - Shrek Forever After 00:18
And I thought the waffle fairy was just a bedtime story
You are a cat tastrophe - Shrek Forever After 00:15
You are a cat tastrophe
Why don't you just tell her what you told me - Shrek Forever After 01:10
Why don't you just tell her what you told me
What happened to you - Shrek Forever After 01:29
What happened to you
Unbelievable - Shrek Forever After 03:43
Unbelievable
There's a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the forest - Shrek Forever After 00:29
There's a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the...
Put a little mustard on mine - Shrek Forever After 00:16
Put a little mustard on mine

Cast

Shrek - Mike Myers
Donkey - Eddie Murphy
Princess Fiona - Cameron Diaz
Puss in Boots - Antonio Banderas
Brogan - Jon Hamm
Rumpelstiltskin - Walt Dohrn
Gretched - Jane Lynch
Patrol Witch / Wagon Witch #2 (voice) - Lake Bell
Dancing Witch / Wagon Witch #1 (voice) - Kathy Griffin
Guard Witch (voice) - Mary Kay Place
Pumpkin Witch / Palace Witch (voice) - Kristen Schaal
Broomsy Witch (voice) - Meredith Vieira
Father of Butter Pants (voice) - Ryan Seacrest
Pinocchio / Three Pigs (voice) - Cody Cameron
Doris (voice) - Larry King
Mabel (voice) - Regis Philbin
Blind Mice (voice) - Christopher Knights
Gingerbread Man (voice) - Conrad Vernon
Wolf (voice) - Aron Warner
Ogre Baby (voice) - Jasper Johannes Andrews
Ogre Baby (voice) - Ollie Mitchell
Ogre Baby / Villager Kid (voice) (as Miles Christopher Bakshi) - Miles Bakshi
Ogre Baby / Tourist Girl / Villager Girl (voice) - Nina Zoe Bakshi
Cackling Witch (voice) - Billie Hayes
Villager Fan #1 (voice) - Jeremy Hollingworth
Villager Fan #3 / Ogre Gnimrach (voice) - Brian Hopkins
Royal Messenger / Magic Mirror / Geppetto (voice) - Chris Miller
Tour Guide - Mike Mitchell
Villager Fan #2 (voice) - James Ryan
Witch / Pedestrian (voice) - Ashley Boettcher
Witch / Pedestrian (voice) - Danielle Soibelman
Dragon / Animals (voice) - Frank Welker